Chapter 12 Forty degrees of warm water
Hearing this, the manager turned his head with satisfaction and said to the two, "Dear customer, I'm really sorry, he is new to us and ignorant, I will change you to a waiter immediately." ”
"Hey, don't! The newcomer dares to be so crazy?" Yang Guangkun sat back and crossed Erlang's legs again, "I tell you, if I don't change, I'll let him serve me today!
"Okay, okay, just according to your meaning!" Manager Xu nodded hurriedly, then turned around and said to Ye Tianyu, "Give me to be smart, if something goes wrong again, I want you to look good!"
After finishing speaking, Manager Xu left the scene with everyone.
The "good show" has ended, and the surrounding spectators, waiters and customers scattered in a hurry, leaving only Ye Tianyu, Yang and Zhang, who were humiliated.
"Phew!" Yang Guangkun spat on the ground and said proudly: "Go, pour me a glass of water!"
Ye Tianyu was silent, picked up the cup on the table, walked to the water dispenser, took a glass of water, and brought it over.
Yang Guangkun picked up the cup, took a sip, and then spit out an extremely exaggerated "poof", sprayed Ye Tianyu's face, and then scolded: "Do you want to pour water, you want to burn Lao Tzu, pour me a cup again!"
"Yang Guangkun, I warn you not to go too far!" Ye Tianyu instantly became angry, obviously it was 60 degrees of warm water, but Yang Guangkun sprayed himself in the face, isn't this nothing to do?
Seeing Ye Tianyu's angry appearance, Yang Guangkun said proudly: "Yo, are you ready to start going crazy again?" Do you want me to call your manager again?"
"Okay, count you ruthless!" Ye Tianyu picked up the cup, walked to the water dispenser, and poured a cup of cold water again.
Yang Guangkun picked up the cup, took another sip of it pretendedly, then threw the cup away, and scolded, "Why is it so cold?
Ye Tianyu was a little helpless, this Yang Guangkun was deliberately looking for fault and couldn't get along with himself, so he simply asked: "This uncle, do you want to drink cold or hot? What kind of drink do you want to drink, tell me at one time!"
Yang Guangkun laughed: "Yo, this time I learned to be smart and asked." Okay, I'll tell you, don't be too cold, not too hot, 40 degrees is just right, one degree more is not too much, and one degree less is not good!"
Yang Guangkun took out a thermometer from his pocket and shook it in front of Ye Tianyu: "I'll tell you, I can measure it, if it's one degree worse, don't think about it today!"
At this time, the emperor chat group rang, and the emperors in the group kept @Ye Tianyu.
Zhu Yuanzhang: "It's too much, this little cub dares to insult the group leader like this!"
Liu Bang: "That's it, I can't even look at it, wait until I find out his ancestors and put them to death, so that he disappears from this world!"
Kublai Khan: "It's too cheap to disappear for him, you must give him some color!"
Emperor Wu of Han: "Agreed!"
Li Shimin: "If the world is still mine, see if I don't kill him!"
Temujin: "Is it tolerable, but unbearable!" If I can go out, I must let him taste the power of my Mongolian iron horse!"
Liu Bang: "What kind of water to drink, add some ingredients to him, today I must take this breath for the group leader!"
[Ding Dong! Liu Bang gave Ye Tianyu an exclusive red envelope!]
[System prompt: Do you want to receive it?]
"Pick it up!" Ye Tianyu replied.
[Congratulations to the group leader, you have obtained the item Night Pot, which is valid for 5 minutes.] 】
[Liu Bang's merit +1, experience +100, stamina -100]
What is this thing? What is Liu Bang doing with this thing?
Ye Tianyu asked in the group: "Brother Liu, what are you doing to give me this?"
Liu Bang: "This is the vessel used by the widow at night, doesn't he want to drink warm water? The temperature of the water in this water is just 40 degrees, put this directly on his head!"
Ye Tianyu: "Brother, so irritable, I'm afraid this is not appropriate......"
Liu Bang: "There's nothing inappropriate, it's not okay to bully the group leader!"
Ye Tianyu: "Then what about my job?"
Liu Bang: "The group owner doesn't have to rest assured, there are thousands of ways to make money in the world, with the help of our emperors, are you afraid that the group owner won't be able to make money?"
Emperor Wu of Han: "Agreed!"
Kublai Khan: "Agreed!"
Kangxi: "Agreed!"
Zhao Kuangyin: "Agreed!"
……
Ye Tianyu suddenly "burst into tears": "Okay, if I believe in your evil, I will be willful once today!"
Ye Tianyu suddenly turned his head and said to Yang Guangkun with a smile: "The surname is Yang, you want to drink warm water at 40 degrees, right?"
"Yes, why don't you hurry up?" Yang Guangkun didn't know Ye Tianyu's intentions at all, and he was still crossing Erlang's legs, and said proudly.
"No need to pour it, I'll give it to you now!" Ye Tianyu suddenly took out the night pot from the group chat system, Yang Guangkun and Zhang Qingqing didn't have time to see Ye Tianyu's movements clearly, Ye Tianyu put a red copper-like vessel on Yang Guangkun's head, and with a "bang", the liquid inside was "enlightened" and poured out.
Ye Tianyu laughed and quickly ran out of the restaurant.
What's the matter, what a bullying western restaurant, Lao Tzu is gone!
Ye Tianyu scolded as he ran.
And in the restaurant, a large stream of fishy yellow liquid flowed down Yang Guangkun's head, constantly flowing downward, and his intention this time was just 40 degrees.
Yang Guangkun didn't react to what happened at all, and sat in place in a daze, while Zhang Qingqing, who was next to him, had already covered his nose and hid aside.
After half a minute, Yang Guangkun asked while pushing the copper kettle on his head: "Zhang Qingqing, what is this, help me!"
Yang Guangkun struggled hard, but the night pot on his head was like a helmet, fixed on Yang Guangkun's head, no matter how he shook it, Yang Guangkun shouted like crazy.
"Hey, it stinks!" Zhang Qingqing pinched his nose, his face was full of disgust, and he dodged far away, "Ah Kun, what is this thing on you?
"I want to too, but I can't take it down!" The copper kettle was tightly buckled on Yang Guangkun's head, and Yang Guangkun felt that he was about to go crazy.
After a few minutes, Yang Guangkun felt a loosening of his head, and with a hard shake, the copper kettle fell to the ground with a "clang" and disappeared.
Yang Guangkun rubbed his eyes and asked with a confused expression: "Qingqing, what happened just now, what happened?"
Zhang Qingqing covered his mouth and kept retching: "Ye Tianyu deducted a copper kettle on your head, stay away from me, what is this thing on your body, it smells so big!"
"I don't know!" Yang Guangkun wiped the liquid on his body with his hand, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it carefully, then put it in his mouth and smacked it a few times, tasted it carefully, and then said slowly: "It seems to be ...... It's ...... pee."
"It's not like, it's ......" Zhang Qingqing also reacted, and after a few seconds, the two of them instantly fell to the ground, and then vomited frantically.
It's disgusting!