I've never heard of this before, and good students in the eyes of teachers are not allowed to fight. Quite absurd logic.

"Come on, come on, tell me how you abused a bunch of people. ”

I think it's funny to see his curious appearance, how to say that he is also an invisible little tyrant worth several zeros, how can he be so fond of such things as fighting, every time he hears the news about fights, he is like a wolf that smells fishy, and he can't restrain his wildness.

No, no, it's more appropriate for a dog, a dog with a fat head and big ears.

"What are you laughing at, hurry up and say, numb, the master doesn't have so much spare time, and he will accompany my girlfriend in a while. ”

I was angry and grabbed his ear, "Who are you talking to, you call my mother 'godmother', and call yourself a little master in front of me, isn't this generation a bit messy, ah, little rabbit." ”

"Let go... If you have the ability, you can let me go! Let's face to face and compete fairly......... Zhong Keyu, you have the ability not to learn from Peng Meijia, only girls will pull other people's ears, and boys do it directly. ”

Banban, this guy, is just a good mouth, and other places are basically useless, if you want brains without brains, if you want muscles without muscles, if you want strength without strength. I tugged at his ears and spun around, don't you say, I kind of like this feeling, it's like spinning top, it's so fun............

"Brother, Brother Keke, what are you two doing here?"

I pulled Banban's ears this time, Zhang Yiyi and Peng Meijia came back from outside, and when they saw this scene, it was probably a little unexpected for them.

"Hurry up and save me, he's going to kill people, because I've discovered his secret. ”

"Yes, you've found some secrets, tell us about it. I got up to make way for Peng Meijia, and handed her the pig ears in my hand by the way.

"Hey, Beibi, I'm so happy to see you, can you let go of my little ears, it hurts............"

Banban's coquettish expression is really disgusting to death, my skills are too shallow, and the food in my stomach is really a little irrepressible.

"Brother Peng, hurry up and accept him, otherwise I'm going to vomit. ”

"Brother, don't be like this, we still have to eat later............" Zhang Yiyi's little face was pale, and her tone was very sincere, it seemed that she couldn't stand her brother anymore.

"What did I tell you before leaving, did I let you practice your words in your seat, although the final exam is over, but the college entrance examination is not over yet, have you promised to work hard with me, take the college entrance examination together, and go to the same university together. ”

Brother Peng looked very serious when he said this, but I just couldn't help but want to laugh, according to the current situation, it seems that Banban's grades are slightly better than hers, shouldn't she work harder?

In order to avoid damage to her self-esteem, I still don't stimulate her, what if she gets excited and pulls Banban's ears off.

"It's all Zhong Keyu, he started talking to me as soon as he came back from outside, attracting my attention, I ignored him, and then he started pulling my ears, baby, you have to believe me, I didn't mean to............"

Oops, Banban's acting skills are really improving, and today's pot is really beautiful, I have a little faith in this party, this big eye, water and water, if Brother Peng doesn't let go, it is estimated that he will cry after a while.

"Brother Peng, let go, otherwise his pig ears will fall off in a while, and blame me, I shouldn't have talked to him just now. ”

After I finished explaining, Brother Peng's hand really loosened. "Tell me, what secret have you discovered, if not, then you are lying to me, you said before that you would never lie to me. ”

Banban glanced back at me, his face was full of helplessness, as if he was complaining, when did I say such a thing, don't listen to her nonsense.

I gave him a slightly sympathetic look and comforted: "Man, you have to do what you say, how big a person, and lying, it's too immature." Don't worry and boldly say that I have discovered some secrets, and I promise not to hit you. ”

Now he was really energetic, sitting on the bench was not good, sat on the table, took my big dictionary and smashed it on the table, it was a bit of a storyteller. "Do you know that this good student who is in front of you now is not a ...............wolf in sheep's clothing, as you see?"

Zhang Yiyi pulled his clothes from work in the back, "Brother, brother, I'm sorry, I'll interrupt, do you want to tell a mythological story or a horror story, you tell me in advance, if it's a horror story, then I won't listen to it, I'm timid, otherwise I should have nightmares at night." ”

Banban said with disgust, "You go to play, if you are bored, go to Zhong Xiaojie to fall in love, don't disturb me." ”

When he said this, I noticed that my stupid brother didn't know what to do, and I hadn't seen him since I came back from the office, and maybe I would be fired or go home for reflection, and I would have to look at him before leaving.

"He's not here, I'd better listen to your story, brother, if there's a horror clip, please skip it automatically. ”

Now I'm a little disgusted with this little girl.,How can my secret become a horror story?,Isn't this a disguised call for me to be ugly!

"Then I'll go on, baby. ”

Obviously, the "baby" in Banban's mouth is Peng Meijia, because whether it is me or his own sister, we all shook the goosebumps on our bodies after hearing this title, and it was really disgusting.

"Hurry up, don't change the subject!"

It's a pity, it's a pity, Banban's tender "baby" didn't get the result he wanted, but was pulled off the table.

"Then I'll talk about it quickly, in fact, it's like this, our senior class leader, there was another fight today, and it was a group, do you think he is a wolf in sheep's clothing, on the surface he looks like a very good student, but in fact, he is many, many times worse than a bad student............"

"Squad leader, you're fighting again!" Banban was pushed aside, and Brother Peng almost didn't pounce on my face when he said this.

Banban said very unhappily: "Baby, you should stay back, otherwise you will kiss him later." ”

I was embarrassed to step back, I was more concerned about whether her spit would hit me than being kissed by her.

"While going cool, when are you still in the mood to joke. Brother Peng pushed Banban's pig's head back with a finger.

Banban muttered: "I'm just jealous, hum, don't even let me be jealous, you guys will know how to bully me............"

"Brother Keke, you really fought, were you injured?"

"It's okay, your brother is amazing, one by one, and beat everyone down. Banban said proudly, changing the sad and troubled appearance just now.

"Shut up and listen honestly. ”

So, under the fierce words of his little baby, Banban finally stopped.

"Brother Keke, does Zhong Xiaojie know about your fight?"

"I don't know, I haven't seen him since I came back. ”

"It seems that he was called away by his English teacher, because he was very dissatisfied with his English results in the last final exam. When he comes back in a while, do you want to tell him about it?" Zhang Yiyi was very attentive when he spoke, and his eyes blinked.

The temperament of the children of rich families is different. I was so moved that I had forgotten what I had just fought.

"Class leader, our chemistry teacher called you to her office, and said that she wanted you to run, as if there was something urgent. ”

I haven't had time to say goodbye to my brother yet, is black and white impermanence coming to ask for my life?

"Got it, thank you. ”

"Yiyi, Xiaojie will come back in a while, you tell him, let him not worry, I shouldn't carry any big punishment. ”

"Mmmm, okay, I know, Brother Keke, be careful yourself, if those teachers reprimand you, you can bear it. ”

"Zhong Keyu, you have something nice to say to the chemistry teacher, and your attitude is better to admit your mistakes, maybe she will help you." Peng Meijia said innocently.

I nodded, in fact, I didn't have any hope for our chemistry teacher, she didn't come to this school as long as me, she has no background and no money, it's strange that she can talk.

"Zhong Keyu, hold on, don't be cowardly, the big deal is to be expelled, if you want to be expelled, I will accompany you. Banban said righteously, although it was a joke, but I knew he could do it.

"Bah, you crow's mouth, how can you be expelled. Brother Peng slapped Banban twice.

With their expectations in mind, I walked slowly towards the office. It's impossible to run unless the chemistry teacher sends someone to carry me over.

Although I tried my best to hold my steps down, I came to the door of the chemistry teacher's office.

Pity me, an ordinary high school student, who has to run into the office twice in three days, alas............

"Go in, what are you doing here, waiting for me to invite you?"

My good boy, how can the chemistry teacher be like a ghost, even if he walks without a sound, and his speech is so scary.

"Aren't you supposed to be in the office? It's terrible to get behind me. ”

The chemistry teacher grabbed my ears and left, "Aren't you going to the office? Where are you going to drag me to? If I don't go, you must be trying to find a place where no one is and beat me up, right?" ”

She didn't explain, she pulled me away, not caring about the feeling of my ears or the face on my face. The people around me, especially the girls, laughed happily when they saw my embarrassment.

After arriving at the back of the teaching building, the chemistry teacher finally let go of her hand, and shook her salty pig hand in front of me very arrogantly, "See?"

"See what, see how people around you laugh at me?"

"Stupid, that's not what I'm talking about. Her groping hand pulled my ears down and clenched them into a small fist, which was a big pop at my forehead.

Ouch, it hurts so much that I'm grinning.

"I'm here to show you a way to show you that when you fight or do bad things in the future, you must be sneaky, find a place where no one is, you know. ”

"You know it all?" I asked.

I can't see it, the chemistry teacher is still a PHS, even if Lao Hou is here, he should be so fast as her.

"Nonsense! Why else would I be looking for you, you really think I'm idle all day with nothing to do. Let me tell you, not only do I know, but the teachers of the entire grade have already known about your heroic deeds, and now they are discussing how to punish you in the conference room, I wondered, you can fight, you fight, you are still arrogant enough to do it in front of the head teacher, and it depends on the director to beat the dog, and now the master is criticizing you in the conference room, listing your ten major crimes. ”

"Hahaha, yes, didn't he say that his eyebrows fluttered, and then he was very emotional. I asked with a grin.

Don't think I dare to hit a girl, I looked at her angrily.

"What are you staring at, look at your little eyes, the two of them are not as big as me, do you want to hit me?"

"No, how dare I. I said very hypocritically. "I'm just wondering why everyone else is in a meeting, why you are the only one who came out and came out to report to me. ”

"Of course not, mainly because I can't listen to it anymore, that Teacher Liu is just full of nonsense, just talking something useless, I really can't listen to it, and I'm not a teacher in your school in the first place, they will automatically ignore me when they vote. ”

It sounds serious, but it's all up to the point of voting. I touched my chin and thought about it carefully, these bastards are really ruthless, isn't it because I hit the nephew of the teaching director, it's so stingy.

"What? I'm scared. "The chemistry teacher didn't look worried about me at all, and he was too calm to joke with me.

The head teacher who picked it up really didn't have an old marquis.

"Don't be afraid, what are you afraid of, the big deal is to be expelled......... Why aren't you in a hurry, didn't Teacher Hou hand over our class to you, and now that this kind of thing happens, how do you explain it to her, this is what I'm curious about. ”

"You're not afraid, what am I afraid of, it's a big deal to resign, besides, it's not certain that your teacher Hou won't come back, I heard her tone on the phone last time she called me as if she might not take you again." ”

"What! Lao Hou won't take us anymore!"

This news surprised me more than any meeting to discuss punishment! I felt like I had been struck by lightning in broad daylight.

"Don't worry, I don't know the specific situation, I just heard her casually mention it. The latest chapter of "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the Claw Book House" is free to read for the first time.