Chapter 17 It's okay to die drunk
Li Yanran's post on the Zhongzhou Forum was directly hyped, but in a group called Drunk to Death, a few guys who were regarded as drunkards by others were discussing.
I'm not Qiao Feng: "Several, I saw a tavern on the forum that was blown up, it seems that it is also made with ancient methods, let's try it!"
The half-awake fox: "The ancient method of making wine? What is the thing in that shop we went to last time, can it be called wine? I found a monkey and threw two fruits to make it better than him, that thing is like a delicious beef with snot on it, which makes people disgusted when they look at it!"
The monkey at the meeting: "Fox, although I agree with your point of view, but what example do you use is not good to use monkeys, monkeys have offended you, what good creatures monkeys, how good monkey wine, besides, you have already made six tavern owners cry......"
Half-awake fox: "Who let those bosses mix water, I didn't say that it was wine mixed with excrement, it's good!"
Monkey at the meeting: "So that's why you say it's a useless unknown liquid that is not even as good as horse urine?"
It should be noted here that the half-awake fox, one of the members of the group who is okay to be drunk, is known as the man who fills up his taunt skills, and the taunt is between his mouths, casually, and eclectic, so many of his friends wonder how he lived to be so old and not be killed.
Because the wine is not good, he once mocked the owner of six taverns who cried, and he also put this number on his lips, looking for the seventh one with fighting spirit......
Xue'er: "Two uncles, let's stop in moderation, although there are no outsiders here, but you also have to be self-respecting!"
The half-awake fox: "Sister Xue'er, do you call me uncle? I'm so young and promising, and I have a good demeanor, you actually call me uncle? Uncle is sad......
The monkey who met the tree: "Sister Xue'er, there's nothing wrong with you calling Uncle Fox, but your monkey brother has to be called brother, I haven't heard of Uncle Monkey, you forgot that the second junior brother is called Senior Brother is also called Brother Hou'er......"
Cher: "Monkey, you will die for me......"
I'm not Qiao Feng looking at the chat in the group with a painful face, what is the purpose of me looking for them today, should I stop this indifferent mutual ridicule or join them and start the great cause of ridicule with them......
Finally, this indifferent speech refreshed 99+ when a person appeared!
"Okay, don't argue!" The person who spoke was the leader of the group, and asked the sky with a smile!
As the leader of the group, he still has a lot of prestige, how big is it, when he smiled and asked Cangtian to speak, the group instantly quieted down, and there was no strange tone.
The half-awake fox: "It's okay for the boss to say, just listen to the boss!"
Monkeys in the trees: "Top!"
Xue'er: "Brother Cangtian, you finally appeared!"
Fox and Monkey: "......"
There are still some inexplicable words for these, and Cang Tian directly chose to ignore them: "Qiao Feng, you help us go and have a look first, anyway, you are the most idle here, see how that store is, and then we will decide whether to go or not!"
Smiled and asked Cangtian to make a decision directly, and said in words that seemed very unpolite.
I'm not Qiao Feng: "No problem, boss, I'll go around today, I will broadcast live in the group throughout the whole process, it's a concurrent picture and text~"
It can also be seen from here that the relationship between the six of them is very good, and to what extent, you can listen to me in detail.
However, there were only five people on it, and one unlucky ghost did not appear, and that was because...... The author doesn't want him to show up so early, so let him be a transparent person first!
So everyone put down the watermelon knife in their hands and put down their raised middle fingers, and let's continue to read......
After laughing and asking Cangtian's words, the group fell silent, everyone was waiting for the live broadcast that I am not Qiao Feng today, although this so-called live broadcast is only in a group, and there are only six people in this group.
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Qin Feng hammered his old waist, the reason why he had such a move was because he had just written a few words in white chalk on the wooden door at the entrance of the store: All beautiful women come into the store to drink, buy one get one free!
After writing the words, Qin Feng casually put the chalk in his trouser pocket, this is bought, you can't throw it away, just in case you still need to write it next time, right?
Looking at his masterpiece with satisfaction, Qin Feng looked up at the plaque again, yes, it was the plaque carved by Wang Xizhi's calligraphy, and after a slight comparison, Qin Feng nodded with a good feeling about himself.
Although it is still not as good as the charm of the calligraphy of the right army, but I still learned a seven, seven, eighty, eight, ah, however, I Qin Feng will not just imitate anyone's calligraphy, I want to be my own family, yes, in the future, my calligraphy will be called - Qin Ti, hahaha!
System: "Host, according to the judgment of the system, even if you practice for another thousand years, you will not be able to compare to Wang Xizhi's calligraphy." ”
Qin Feng: "...... Get me a watermelon knife, I'm going to fight with this thing, don't stop me!"
Of course, how could a diligent (small) thrifty (stingy) (stingy) guy like Qin Feng buy one get one free, and the wine in the system needs to be paid for even if Qin Feng drinks it himself......
Therefore, the truth of the facts must have been guessed, yes, Qin Feng's rule is to buy a pot of wine and send a black plastic bag!
This, this is also buy one get one free, who stipulates that you must give wine when you buy wine, I didn't send a wine bottle is already very good!
Beauty is also a woman, of course my daughter will get drunk when she drinks, and she will vomit when she is drunk, how unhygienic it is to vomit on the ground, so, look at how intimate Boss Qin is, he has prepared a plastic bag for you, or is it black......
So, Qin Feng went to the wholesale market to buy the plastic bag, and bought a box for five yuan, what? Why don't you go to the supermarket to buy it? Silly, the supermarket is so expensive!
Therefore, Qin Feng felt that his idea was very good, look, how thoughtful he was for the guests......
Everything was done, Qin Feng returned to the counter to turn over the history of the sword again, he was now very fascinated by this book, and the things written in it were simply incredible.
The morning passed immediately, and no one came, but Qin Feng was also used to it, the tavern, the people who came to drink in the morning were either drunkards or mentally ill people, and this was not a restaurant, so they didn't even have a meal.
Just as Qin Feng was thinking about where to solve his lunch meal, a person came to the street outside the tavern.
In his early thirties, he looks dignified and upright, his height is close to one meter eight, his hair is a little long, he looks like a literary youth, but he walks like a warrior, very powerful!
Yes, that's right, this man who walks as if he has his own BGM is I am not Qiao Feng, the reason why he is called this name is, of course, because he feels very similar to Qiao Feng......
However, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't achieve the effect of the BGM as long as the Qiao gang leader appeared, so he could only name himself - I am not Qiao Feng!
It's true, as long as the fight starts, the Qiao gang leader rushed over with the stereo, and then the eighteen palms of the dragon descended to kill the enemy in the palm of his hand......
He seems to be very leisurely all day long, and he is here to spy on the enemy situation for his classmates who are drunk to death!