Chapter Seventy-One: A Life
"In the morning, I get up at six o'clock and go out for a run, two hours, at least 20 kilometers"
"Eight-thirty-past ten o'clock, meditate"
"From half past ten to twelve, copy the copybook"
"From one to two o'clock, chant with me, from half past two to five o'clock, give me an internship at the massage parlor in the community..."
Liu Laodao said the requirements one by one, not only I was stunned, but even Zhang Yugang, who was eating on the side, was dumbfounded.
"Hehe, brother, you ask for a lot of blessings"
The big fat man patted me on the shoulder and laughed dryly, if he had been here this day, he would rather find a noodle and commit suicide.
"Master, are you serious, what the hell is going to a massage parlor for an internship?"
"There's a problem, didn't you bet and lose to me, just let you read the book and give me a massage, I'm not at ease, I'm not satisfied with finding a master for you."
"No, then what about our business, didn't you say yesterday..."
"I'll do the right thing, could it be that you still have that guy for a while, and you have played tricks with him?"
I rolled my eyes, knowing that there was no chance to bargain, Liu Laodao was right, if I accidentally ran into that Qin Ye, it would not be a matter of dealing with him, it would be purely a matter of sending him to death.
Come on, there are no human rights for low skills, I admit it, learn skills honestly.
Fortunately, Liu Laodao didn't rush to kill everything, let me mix for another day today, after eating, Liu Laodao went out for a stroll by himself, and I ran to the big fat man's big court when I was idle.
The big fat man doesn't care, in his words, they don't open for three years, and they open for three years, so doing business depends on friends' connections, and one more friend may have one more business, and he often doesn't have a few people here for a year, and many people have multiple companions.
The big fat man is also enthusiastic and talkative, chatting for a long time, they began to get familiar with each other, the big fat man also revealed his original form, not in front of me, pulled me to the room behind the store, I looked, I went, this is not an Internet café, but also the kind of high-end goods.
"Come on, come on, I'm worried that no one will play games with me..."
The big fat man greeted me very warmly to play games, and there were five computers in one room, all of which were high-definition large screens, with luxury sofas, and a lot of snacks and drinks next to them.
The big fat man told me that he has no other hobbies, just loves to play games, and he used to have a few friends to play with, but those few people rarely came after they got married and married their wives, and he was bored alone.
There are very few boys who don't like to play games, and I'm naturally no exception, anyway, I'm idle and nothing, so I started playing games with big fat people, the rules of the game are not very complicated, and I began to slowly get started after half an hour.
But while I was playing, I suddenly heard something not quite right, as if there was movement in the shop in front of me.
"Boss Zhang, is someone coming in front, I seem to hear a wind chime ringing"
I stopped and asked Fat Zhang.
"It's okay, leave him alone, keep playing"
Zhang Fat Man didn't raise his head and continued to tinker with his game.
"No, no, there's really movement, aren't you afraid of being stolen from the store?"
I don't think it's normal, there may not be any cash in the store, but there are a lot of valuable things.
"It's just a bunch of rags, who steals it, you have to concentrate on playing games"
Boss Zhang is unhappy, what about playing games, can you be serious.
Yes, the boss said so, what else can I do, continue to play, but I waited until the end of the game, excused myself to go out to the toilet, and glanced at the shop in front of me, there was no one, but there were obvious several series of footprints on the floor, very messy, some with mud stains, some were pure watermarks, I shook my head, this big court is really mysterious.
Wandering in the Great Dynasty for a day, before dinner, Liu Laodao came back, he didn't know where to go for a day, after coming back, Liu Laodao asked Zhang Fatzi how he was going, Zhang Fatzi gave an answer when the message had been released, already looking for a buyer, no accident, there will be a reply within a few days.
I didn't speak, Zhang Fatzi obviously played a whole day of games in the Great Dynasty, how did he turn out the news, I thought of those movements in the Great Dynasty again, I was secretly thinking, this will not be Zhang Fatzi's way of working, it is enviable enough, playing the game and doing business.
When it was the next day, I began to strictly implement the tasks assigned to me by Liu Laodao, no need to supervise at all, in Liu Laodao's words, you love to learn or not, learn well, maybe when you will be able to save your life in the future, you can't learn, don't blame others when you want to die.
I got up early and ran, came out of Qinghe Town and stopped for a lot of time, and my legs were about to break after running dozens of kilometers, and Liu Laodao refused to give me any more massage, causing me to meditate and fall asleep directly.
As for copying the calligraphy, it was even more pitiful, Zhang Fatzi turned out a lot of calligraphy from his house, threw me a brush and a bottle of inferior ink, talked about the main points for less than five minutes and played the game by himself, and then let me practice casually, I very suspicious that he was deliberately playing with me.
In the afternoon, after reciting those profound and difficult scriptures with Liu Laodao, Liu Laodao led me to a massage parlor at the entrance of the community, this is not a messy massage parlor, a blind massage, the boss is a deeply myopic guy, with thick glasses can still see clearly, but he always wears a sunglasses and pretends to be blind, but the employees under him are really invisible.
Liu Laodao told the boss yesterday that he didn't want money to work for free, and he had so much strength that he had no place to call, so he greeted casually, and the blind boss agreed with a smile.
After Liu Laodao left, the blind boss led me to their lounge, pointed to the human meridian diagram hanging on the wall, and asked me to remember the meridian trend above, and when a guest came, I followed a few blind people to see, saying that they would not send me work within two or three days, so that I could learn how to press, where to press for back pain, and how to press for shoulder pain, which looked very professional.
The blind boss treats the employees well, there is no shortage of fruits, snacks, tea and snacks in the lounge, and the blind boss has a gentle attitude.
The massage parlor business is good, I often hear the sound of telephone appointments, basically some taxi drivers nearby, small white-collar workers in the company, and some retired old men and old ladies or something, these people's bodies have a lot of problems, and from time to time where they hurt, come and press a button all over the body.
Of course, this is also related to the low fees of massage parlors, scraping, ear cleaning or something is ten yuan, massage is only a few dozen yuan, the most expensive service is a little more than a hundred, they also told me, those formal bathing centers to go to a few hundred yuan, if it is not formal, maybe how much it is.
The blind boss is a person who can chatter, has a gentle and introverted personality, and can also talk, and he has exhausted the little things between me and Liu Laodao in one afternoon, of course, I dare not say some messy things.
By the time of the next day, I would be able to joke casually with the blind boss.
"Hero, you said that you can't see with your eyes is fake."
"Who said I can't see with my eyes?"
The hero is the nickname of the blind boss, and he originally meant to be the head of the blind here, so the nickname of the big blind man became a hero when he screamed.
"Really, then look at what's out there"
I took off his glasses, pointed to the sky outside the door, and said,
"There's nothing, it's just a sun"
"That's right, the sun can be seen from the earth for I don't know how many thousands of kilometers, and you still say that you are blind, who is it?"
I screamed, and a group of blind men behind me laughed so hard that they were about to fall.
"Okay, you little Liuzi, look at the joke of me, you took care of the hygiene in the store after work today, you can't clean it, let your master clean you up"
The hero hurriedly snatched the glasses, scolded me for a while, and I found a little secret, the hero's glasses are still myopic glasses, just the kind with color, no wonder this guy will come to the scene in person as soon as a female customer comes, and it is also a lewd goods.
The time in the massage parlor is very happy, a group of blind people are a group of people who love life, the eyes are never blind is never their psychological sensitive place, and often laugh at themselves, they are also versatile people, they basically play the erhu, play the guzheng, raise flowers and grass, cook and cook or something.
The ancients they like are blind Ah Bing, because they say that it is a very great thing for a blind man to be able to go to history books and be remembered by people, and they also hope that one day they can be remembered by many people.
On the fifth day, Daxia began to let me get a massage, of course, it couldn't be those guests, their massage parlor lived on word of mouth, but they didn't dare to let me smash their reputation, so Daxia asked the blind people in the store to be guinea pigs for me and press them a button.
When I first got started, the hero stood next to me and watched, ready to point at any time, but just a few minutes after getting started, the hero shouted to stop, and then asked me very sternly, where did I learn my massage techniques, did I learn them blindly on the Internet, and it was not like what they taught me.
It's not like it, I didn't learn anything from them at all, I went back at night to learn from the medical book that Dao Heng gave me, I studied for several days, and found that it was different from what they taught, I asked Liu Laodao, and Liu Laodao asked me to follow Daoheng's book.
There's nothing to hide about this, so I told the matter, and the hero was half angry, scolded me, and almost turned his face, saying that I was insulting them, and since I had the skills, what did I do here.
How did I know that this would poke their pain points, quickly apologize, and went back to find out the medical book for the hero to read, but I didn't expect the hero to be speechless for a long time after reading the book.
In the evening, the hero came to the door with two bottles of wine and some wine and food