Chapter 9: A Strange Uncle

"Brother Handsome Chef, my sister is leaving, don't think about me when you dream. ”

Liu Xu's face turned red when he heard this, and his sister was molested by a beautiful woman.

"Let's go, let's go, Xiaolan don't complain, don't you see that your little brother is blushing?"

Liu Xu heard this, and three black lines immediately appeared on his forehead, "You are the little brother, and your whole family is the little brother." ”

"Okay, okay, you girls, you don't pay attention to what you say. ”

"Master Zhang, how much do you see?"

Liu Xu breathed a sigh of relief at this time, and finally met a normal one.

“2640。 ”

"Is it a transfer bank?"

Liu Xu nodded.

Seeing that this group of monsters finally left, Liu Xu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Thinking about the fact that he earned more than 2,000 yuan in today's meeting, Liu Xu couldn't help but be happy, this system is quite reliable at this time.

"Brother left the phone number. I want to apprentice. The sudden voice made Liu Xu's frightened eyes bulge.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, Master Zhang, he has fallen into the symptoms of a wife-looking madness, don't be surprised. ”

"Brother Liu, don't. Today is finally a simple love saint, I want to worship, I vow to say goodbye to toilet paper. ”

"Oops. Mom, gone, gone. Don't be ashamed anymore". After speaking, the man surnamed Liu pulled out the strange thing just now.

At this time, Liu Xu seemed to be hit hard, "Mom." What the hell is this"?

……

System prompt: Congratulations to the host for reaching 20 fans, and there are 999980 left to the goal.

I'll go. What is there to congratulate on this. Thinking about it, I struggled for a day, only 20 fans, and I don't know what year and month it will take to reach 1 million.

System, isn't there only fifteen people here today? How come there are twenty fans?

The system answered: Your die-hard fans can't help but promote it to the host, fooling five passers-by.

"Poof" The water that Liu Xu just drank squirted out. "This, this can also be."

Mom.

Liu Xu looked down and saw that it was tragic. Just now, I sprayed all the water on the computer. Liu Xu hurriedly found a tissue and wiped it up.

You must know that this broken computer was just bought by him for more than 5,000 yuan last week, and if it is reimbursed, he will die. Forget it, let's take it out and dry.

Liu Xu looked up and forgot that today's weather is good, under the warm sunshine, there is a faint breeze flowing in the air, and in the distance, a cherry blossom tree planted by Zhang's father many years ago blooms with elegant colors and a faint fragrance that refreshes people's hearts.

However, beautiful scenery is always spoiled by unpleasant people.

Under the cherry blossom trees in the distance, a man with toad glasses, a baseball cap, kept muttering in his mouth, and tearing cherry blossom petals in his hand.

Seeing this scene, Liu Xu's eyebrows immediately furrowed, staring at the person in front of him.

The person who came felt Liu Xu's murderous gaze, and the toad mirror was pulled down, looking back at Liu Xu as obscenely as he wanted.

The two just stared at each other like this, fortunately the meal had passed at this time, otherwise they would be seen by others and think that it was two neuropaths.

"Okay. The kid can talk to you and me, look at each other affectionately for ten minutes, young people have a future, I am optimistic about you. The man thought silently in his heart at this time.

But if he knew Liu Xu's thoughts at this time, he would have the heart to strangle him.

"Who is this neurosis? It's not endless."

Tragedy. The man always thought that Liu Xu was looking at him, but who knew that Liu Xu's eyes never left the cherry blossom petals in his hand.

But at this time, the man's stomach made a sound of "gurgling, gurgling", interrupting the affectionate gaze of the two.

The man glanced at Liu Xu embarrassedly.

Liu Xu looked up at his signboard, then looked at the flower in the man's hand, glanced at the man with disdain, and turned around and walked into his store.

"Oops. It's the first time I've been despised by a hairy boy. The boy will wait for you to let you know why the flowers are so red, but what an interesting boy, he didn't recognize me."

"Hey. Boss, is there anything to eat"?

Hearing that someone came to send fans again, Liu Xu was overjoyed for a while, mosquitoes are also meat when they are small. Otherwise, it will be possible to complete the tasks given by the system in that year.

However, when he saw that it was the obscene uncle who had destroyed the cherry blossom petals just now, Liu Xu's excitement disappeared at all.

"Well, the menu is there, but let's talk about it first, the four red blood tonic porridge is no longer available now, and you can choose the others at will." Out of the belief that fan value is God, Liu Xu's face did not leak any difference.

"Hey, hey, hey, little boss, you're not kind enough. It's so expensive. ”

Deng Chao is a first-line star, although it is expensive here, but he has eaten more expensive than this, just to tease the young man who looks at him.

"Uncle. My craftsmanship is worth the price, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to open this shop."

"Big, big, uncle". When Deng Chao heard this, he almost bit his tongue.

"Little boss, I'm obviously a big brother, okay, let's not mess with the seniority. ”

Liu Xu glanced at him with disdain, he was so old and pretending to be young.

"Oh, I see, uncle".

Burst. After listening to Liu Xu's words, the water that Deng Chaogang drank choked into his nose.

Deng Chao knew that this kid was obviously deliberately angry with himself, although he didn't know why, but he was an old fritter in the entertainment industry, he had never seen any situation, and he didn't have the same knowledge as him.

"Little boss, you can give me a copy of the oily noodles, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and this sour plum juice."

Listening to his words, although Liu Xu was reluctant, he still walked to the kitchen.

After more than ten minutes, I saw Liu Xu coming out with a bowl of oily noodles in his left hand and a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes in his right hand.

After putting it in front of Deng Chao, he walked into the kitchen again and took out the sour plum juice that had been ground by hand at noon today.

"Well, the meal you want is ready, please use it slowly." After Liu Xu finished speaking, he walked back to his cashier counter.

"Well, the kid has the same personality as me, not bad. I just don't know if your cooking skills are as unique as your personality."

When Deng Chao put a stick of noodles into his mouth with chopsticks, his eyes lit up. He had eaten a lot of delicious food, but it was the first time he had eaten the noodles that he could make the noodles and chew them elastic all the time.

"Okay, boy. Sure enough, there is tsundere capital". He thought to himself.

When he put the scrambled eggs with tomatoes in his mouth, his eyes lit up again, and the scrambled eggs with tomatoes fully integrated the juice of tomatoes into the eggs.

Even people like him, who are not foodies, know that this is delicious, and he prefers this scrambled egg with tomatoes to oily noodles. Sure enough, I dare to ask for this price, and the craftsmanship is enough.

When he was about to pick up the sour plum juice to drink, he found that the kid had been staring at him, which seemed to mean that this guy was not cheating on eating and drinking.

This caused three black lines to appear on Deng Chao's forehead. You kid thinks that your brother's tens of millions of people this year are still a few hundred yuan short of your meal. After speaking, Deng Chao was about to take out the wallet in his pocket and put it on the table.

Embarrassed. When Deng Chao reached out and took out his wallet, he remembered that today he ran to such a remote place as the Science and Technology Park to avoid fans, and he didn't bring his wallet with him when he went out.

But I can't let this kid find out, or this won't be a slap in the face. Touching my pocket, my heart was relieved, but fortunately I brought my mobile phone, this willow and flower is another village.

When he took out his phone, his face suddenly collapsed, this fuck, it can't be so unlucky. It's actually a business machine, which is not tied to a bank card at all.

When he cautiously looked at the balance of Alipay, and calculated how much money he needed for this meal, he suddenly found that the ancients did not deceive me, and a dollar was difficult for a hero, just a piece, thinking that this Deng Dynasty had the urge to vomit blood. He vowed never to let the balance fall by more than 100,000 in the future.

What the hell is this strange uncle doing? Liu Xu thought contemplatively.

But it's useless to be less than 1 million in the future. In normal times, with his face, not to mention this dollar, even if it is free, many people invite him.

But today, this kid doesn't know him at all, and he is a little inexplicably unhappy with him, today's face is embarrassing, and Deng Chao wants to cry without tears.

Do you want to make a phone call with your agent? No, no. If Brother Wen knows, he won't be laughed out of his big teeth.

No, no, I have to think of a perfect solution.

That's right, there you have it.