"Chapter 110: Knock the Stuffy Stick!"
Li Yiming's side, he had already walked up the stairs, and first saw that it was a flat open-air square, and the square was also red, with colorful lights, and the festive atmosphere was particularly strong.
And taking advantage of the fact that there are few people now, Zhao Dezhu is the first to speak, after all, he is a talker.
"My good boy, brother, you said that you still want to marry a bride for a big birthday? It's so festive! I don't know who I think will marry a daughter-in-law!"
"Big brother, if you don't say it, I also think that this big red color is really like marrying, I didn't expect the notorious Yin Yang Sect to have a big birthday and be so solemn!"
Xuanyuan Xue said: "Yiming, don't say it, it's the first time I've seen the birthday scene arranged like a marriage scene, it seems that the taste of the Yin Yang Sect is not high!"
Jian Yi said less: "Vulgar!"
Li Yiming replied: "Elder Sword is worthy of being well-informed and incisive!"
At this time, Li Yiming and the others had already walked into the venue, and the closer they got to the birthday banquet hall, the more people began to increase.
Li Yiming took a look, and some of the sects were already present to celebrate his birthday, because each camp had a banner.
There are "Valley of Ten Thousand Skulls", "Giant Shark Island", "Flame Demon Gate", "Thousand Charm Sect", "Five Poison Sect", "Bloodthirsty Palace" and so on.
When Zhao Dezhu saw so many sects, he couldn't help but sigh: "What a birthday banquet, a big scene of demons dancing wildly, and ten thousand demons competing for beauty!"
Li Yiming couldn't help but feel a headache when he saw so many evil sects and crooked sects.
Jian Yi is still relatively calm: "Childe, Miss, if you come, you will be safe, we just want to tell ourselves that we are really here to celebrate our birthday, while the "Five Poison Sect" has not yet come, we can still pretend for the time being, wait for someone from the "Five Poison Sect" to come, let's find an opportunity, change our clothes, change our appearance, and then pretend to be another sect!"
Jian Yi took Li Yiming and them, and sat down in the area specially set up for the Five Poison Sect, Zhao Dezhu had already picked up the pastries and tea on the table, it was time to eat, it was time to drink, it was time to come to the capital, the more you pretended to be here to drink longevity wine, the more natural it was, and no one came to ask you.
Li Yiming also sat down and handed the pastry to Xuanyuan Xue: "Xue'er, early in the morning, you only ate a few mouthfuls of wild fruits, and it hurt you, let's take some pastries to cushion your stomach first." ”
Zhao Dezhu was unhappy: "You show affection for young people, but now you are the junior brother of Snow Marks, you two big men are so close, you will provoke right and wrong!"
Although Xuanyuan Xue felt that what Zhao Dezhu said was a bit vulgar, her words were still very reasonable: "Big brother's words are not rough, Yiming, we still have to do enough details." ”
At this time, at the foot of the mountain gate of the Yin Yang Sect, the representative of the "Five Poison Sect" was carrying a birthday gift, waiting for his identity to be confirmed.
The on-duty disciple of the Yin-Yang Sect asked, "Who is here?"
The leader of the Five Poisons Sect stepped forward and replied: "We are the representatives of the Five Poisons Sect, carrying birthday gifts, congratulating the Yin and Yang Ancestors, the Hundred Flowers Ancestors, and the five thousand birthdays, may my two sects be friends for generations, and advance and retreat together!
"It turned out to be a Taoist friend of the "Five Poisons Sect" of the Friendship Sect, forgive us for being unreasonable, I asked our senior brother from the outer sect to come over and bring all the friends of the Friendship Sect to the sect!
I saw the disciple of the Yin Yang Sect, taking out the sound transmission jade talisman and transmitting the sound Chen Chen.
As the chief disciple of the outer sect and the senior brother of the outer disciple, Chen Chu is specially responsible for receiving the guests who wish you birthday this time.
After a while, Chen Ji came to the sword, jumped down from the flying sword, and after asking about the situation, he enthusiastically said to the disciples of the Five Poisons Sect.
"Elder hard work, hard work fellow friends of the sect, under Chen, as the chief disciple of the outer sect of the Yin Yang Sect, leading you from below, to the sect. ”
The leader of the Five Poisons Sect said: "I am Yu Yu, the elder of the inner gate of the Five Poisons Sect, and I have come to congratulate the Yin Yang Ancestor and the Hundred Flowers Ancestor on his birthday with five inner disciples and a little gift!"
Chen Chu immediately said respectfully: "Hard work Elder Yu, and all the senior brothers! This is also a coincidence, I just met an outer sect elder of your Five Poisons Sect, with three disciples passing by our Yin Yang Valley, this outer sect elder said that he led the disciples out to experience and perform the tasks of the sect, after I know it, hurry up and invite the sect to drink a cup of longevity wine!"
Yu Yu was puzzled: "You met the elder of our Five Poisons Sect? Which elder is it? Isn't it a coincidence that you are actually passing by here? Wait for me to go up and recognize it, if it is my old acquaintance, then it will be even better, after the birthday banquet is over, we can return to the sect together!"
Chen Chu flew around today, and he had been entertaining guests, but he forgot Li Yiming's name before, so he had to say helplessly.
"Elder Yu, the disciples are really busy today, I just remember that they claim to be under the Five Poisons Sect, as for the name, it is not whether they told me or not, it is that I am too busy and forgot!"
"It's okay, you lead the way first, let's go up and look for it, we should be clear!"
"Okay, Elder Yu, I'll lead the way for you, you follow the route of my flight, because the two ancestors of the righteous are five thousand years old, and the defense array of our sect is fully activated, just follow the route of the juniors, and avoid the mechanism and power of the starting array, then it will be troublesome!"
"Okay, please lead the way, we'll follow!"
After speaking, Chen Yu jumped on the flying sword, and Yu Yu also summoned a big ding, which was his magic weapon. The disciples of the Five Poisons Sect also jumped on the Dading one after another, and then under the leadership of Chen Chu, they slowly rose into the air and flew into the air.
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On the Yin and Yang Ancestor's side, there was little urgency, and he didn't care about the wetness of his hair, so he went to the boudoir of the Hundred Flowers Ancestor.
The room of the Hundred Flowers Ancestor was also full of screams at this time, and it was estimated that the Hundred Flowers Ancestor was absorbing the yang energy and vitality of those young talents.
The Yin Yang Ancestor didn't care so much, and directly ignored the female disciple guarding the door, pushed the door in, and shouted.
"Senior sister, the big thing is not good, you can analyze it with me!"
At this time, the Hundred Flowers Ancestor was full of **, and the two young talents were entangled, this yin and yang old monster pushed the door and entered regardless of the time, which was really embarrassing.
The Hundred Flowers Ancestor had a slight anger on his face, and asked: "Although we are senior brothers and sisters, we are also husband and wife, usually you play with yours, and I play with mine, why did you break the rules today and disturb me like this? I don't know if I am fighting with these two young talents? And senior brother, I am about to absorb the yang energy and vitality of these two Ding furnaces, and if you suddenly break in, you are not afraid that I will go mad?"
Where does the yin and yang old monster care so much at this time: "Come on, press these two boys down first, I have something important to discuss with your ancestors!"
The female disciple on duty at the door hurriedly knocked the two unconscious Ding Furnaces unconscious and pressed them down.
Baihua Ancestor took a pajama and draped it on his body, and asked with a serious face: "Senior brother, you'd better have something to tell me, otherwise you will spoil my interest, and I will absorb yang energy from you!
"Senior sister, I don't have a big deal, how can I disturb your Yaxing, things are like this, according to the report of the secret son lurking in Xiyao City, this Xiyao Chi has issued a Yao Chi order to summon the elders above the infancy of the outer yuan to return to the holy land, and, according to the latest news of the dark son, the Queen Mother of the West has been out of the customs, and all kinds of signs of this Xiyao Chi indicate that they are going to war with us!"
"What? The Queen Mother of the West is out of the customs, and the Holy Order of Yaochi is released! This Xiyao Chi really wants to kill my Yin Yang Sect?
Senior brother, this matter can be big or small, we were able to successfully sneak attack and kidnap the Holy Maiden and some of his protectors, but it doesn't mean that this Yaochi Holy Land doesn't have some heritage!
We were able to kidnap the Holy Maiden in the hands of Liu Xi'er before because we were the first to be surprised, and the second we were two Heavenly and Human Realms fighting Liu Xi'er alone, let's not care about the West Queen Mother and Liu Xi'er both attacking at this time, if there are still living Saint King Realm powerhouses in the Yaochi Holy Land, our Yin Yang Sect will be restless!"
The Yin and Yang Old Monster looked at the head of the Hundred Flowers Ancestor's analysis, and he was even more anxious.
"Senior sister, don't just analyze! You should think of a way! Why don't you return the new saint?"
"You coward, this new saint is a trump card in our hands, even if we are willing to take the initiative to return the new saint, with the reputation of the two of us, Xi Yao Chi also believes that we have scourged the chastity of this new saint, besides, now that the Queen Mother of Xi is forced by us to break through, she must want to regain face for the Yao Chi Holy Land, it is impossible to hide, only a bloody battle!"
"But junior sister, today is the period of our 5,000th birthday, and the sect that we have befriended has come to give us a birthday ceremony, if Xi Yaochi attacks the door at this time, we will not only lose face, but also easily drag other sects into the water!"
"Hehe, Senior brother, I'm just going to drag all the sects that came to congratulate us on our birthday into the water, otherwise how can we fight with a holy land? That's one of the four holy places, haven't you heard of the saying: Is a skinny camel bigger than a horse?
Dragging them into the water is a last resort, but it depends on how the teacher becomes famous!
This new saint of Yaochi is our bargaining chip, do you think that only the disciples of our sect are lustful?
When the time comes, we will find a reason to take this new saintess of Yaochi as a gift for us to give back to the major sects for birthday celebrations, and the bidders will be high, and when the time comes, they will break their heads and fight for it!
This is the new saint of Xiyao Pond, the appearance of the city, the appearance of the shy flowers in the closed moon, and the most important point! Identity! Who of these old perverts doesn't want to marry a saint from the holy land and go back to warm the bed, isn't this the best opportunity?"
"It's worthy of being my good junior sister, worthy of being my good military advisor! Come on, come on, Yaxing, who disturbed my junior sister just now, feed your little gluttonous cat personally for my brother! Senior sister said okay first, don't suck too hard, my old waist can't withstand the toss!"
"Senior brother, how bad are you...... Hahaha......"
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At this time, the Yin Yang Sect, outside the birthday banquet hall, the major sects have gradually arrived, and the "Five Poisons Sect" is missing.
Li Yiming saw that it was almost over, and whispered to everyone: "Brother Jianyi, big brother, Xue'er, it's time for us to change our clothes and change our appearance! You see, the major evil sects have almost come, but the Five Poison Sect has not yet come, if we are still sitting in the seat of the Five Poison Sect, when the main masters of the Five Poison Sect come, we will also be the first to be discovered!"
Zhao Dezhu said anxiously: "Then which camp will we wait for the seat to be mixed into?" The four of us say too much, and too little, we have to be cautious!"
Xuanyuan Xue had an idea at this time: "Look, that "Ten Thousand Skull Valley" seems to have the most people, we might as well mix in with them, there are many people, and they may not know each other from the same door!"
Jian Yi: "What Miss Xue said is okay, the disciples of the key Ten Thousand Skull Sect are uniformly dressed, and we can't find their color clothes!"
Li Yiming thought for a moment, and a clever plan flashed through his mind.
"Big brother, wait a minute, let's say that we are the outer disciples of the Yin Yang Sect, seeing that there are many disciples in the Valley of Ten Thousand Skulls, in order to make their disciples sit more relaxed, we ask them to help, add a few tables and chairs, and when the time comes, knock them on the sticks, I will click on a few more of their acupuncture points, and throw them aside, it is enough for them to sleep beautifully for a day, and we can pick up their clothes when we bring them, let's change them!"
Zhao Dezhu instantly understood what Li Yiming meant: "Action code: knock on the stick?"
"That's right, it's a stuffy stick!"