Chapter 25: The stupidity of the ultimate is invincible

Sun Mohan sat under the pine tree, racking his brains, and there was nothing to do for a while, when Song Jiajun helped Qian Xiaoming and walked over.

Song Jiajun said: "That squirrel seems to be asleep in the tree, why don't I climb up and see if I can catch it?"

Sun Mohan shook his hand and said: "I think it is deliberately pretending to be asleep, leading us up to the tree to catch it, and when the time comes, not only will we not be able to catch it, but it will be a problem to make our own safety." ”

Song Jiajun scratched his head, his face looked very uncomfortable, he was a bird-digger, but now a little squirrel was stumped.

Sun Mohan asked Qian Xiaoming again: "Fatty, is there a problem with your feet?"

Qian Xiaoming's feet were slightly red and swollen, and they should have been twisted.

"It's okay, big brother, it's a little meaning, but it's getting dark, if we don't go back, it'll be difficult to get out after a while. Qian Xiaoming reminded.

Sun Mohan secretly screamed in his heart, in order to catch this colorful squirrel, he forgot the time, he didn't expect three or four hours to pass so quickly, but now he was a little reluctant to let him give up.

"Let me think about it for a while, I really can't help it, let's go back first. ”

After Sun Mohan made this decision, he put all his thoughts on how to subdue this colorful squirrel, first of all, it was certain that the trap had no effect on this squirrel, because his alertness was too high, and secondly, he couldn't catch it with his bare hands, because it was too fast.

Excluding these two methods, all Sun Mohan can think of is to sell cuteness to it to awaken its goodwill, and then subdue it, because since there is this setting in the selling cute system that creates a connection between the cute and the animal, then selling the cute must be a special way to tame the animal, but the effect of selling the cute just now is very embarrassing, and it has no effect at all.

Could it be that there is a problem with the way you sell cuteness?

Thinking of this, Sun Mohan couldn't help but be shocked, yes, this high-grade psychic mouse is not only extremely spiritual, but also smart and cunning, maybe the general way of selling cuteness can't get its favor at all, and to deal with it, maybe you have to take some extreme alternative ways to sell cuteness.

So the question is, what kind of way to sell cuteness is extreme and alternative?

Sun Mohan thought about it for a while, and suddenly his eyes bloomed, and he slapped his head suddenly, this colorful squirrel has an arrogant personality, is smart and clever, and gives people the feeling that it has always been high, it may be interested in that kind of "cute".

Song Jiajun threw a stone at the colorful squirrel on the branch, the colorful squirrel easily dodged, gestured twice with teeth and claws, and began to throw pine seeds under the tree, its hand speed was extremely fast, Song Jiajun said angrily: "Big brother, otherwise I will go and get a slingshot to clean up this harmful actuary." ”

The colorful squirrel seemed to understand the human language, not only was it afraid, but it also lay on the branch and looked at the calf squeaking, as if to say: "Come on, come on, I'm not afraid!"

Sun Mohan shook his head and said, "No, I have to subdue it." ”

"But ......," Song Jiajun wanted to say and stopped.

Sun Mohan said: "You go and take care of the fat man first, and I'll come back to meet this smart little squirrel for a while." ”

After that, Sun Mohan walked under the tree, quietly glanced up, and without saying a word, he squatted on the ground, picked up a ball of soil, and then applied some random on his cheeks, and then he grabbed a handful of grass, wrapped it into a wreath, and put it on his head.

Qian Xiaoming and Song Jiajun, who were sitting under the pine tree, were stunned, thinking to themselves, what is the eldest brother doing? If you can't catch the colorful squirrel, you don't have to be so bad, right?

After Sun Mohan finished these makeup, he suddenly started dancing in the same place, while dancing, he smirked frequently, like a primitive tribe's little Erhei, although the dance was very embarrassing, and the smile was very reluctant, but at this time, the colorful squirrel seemed to be excited, and began to dance and squeak.

The next moment, it jumped a meter or two down from the tallest branch and sat in the middle of the pine tree, as if to be able to see Sun Mohan's performance more clearly.

Sun Mohan jumped blindly and fell down frequently, in short, the whole person looked very stupid, especially like a funny clown drama.

The squirrel's cries grew more and more intense, and it began to laugh frequently.

In order to bring the "stupid cute" to the extreme, the next moment Sun Mohan began to tear the clothes and pants on his body, and found some stones, grass and trees as props, and he was ready to launch the final blow to the colorful squirrel.

Sun Mohan was a "Bean fan" in his previous life, and he memorized all of Mr. Bean's works, and he picked out a clip from his memory that he felt the funniest and began to perform.

"Ahhh......hhh Woo woo woo woo ......" Sun Mohan muttered lines that he couldn't understand himself, and then squatted on the ground, surrounded a big rock, and performed a very stupid and stupid Hercules.

The colorful squirrel became more and more fascinated, and finally it jumped to the ground, sitting one or two meters in front of Sun Mohan's eyes, staring at Sun Mohan's performance carefully, motionless.

Qian Xiaoming and Song Jiajun were stunned, this is amazing, how did the eldest brother do it?

Sun Mohan continued to work hard "stupid cute", so stupid that he was a little suspicious of life, the next second he suddenly lifted the big stone, and then his face began to laugh, the colorful squirrel seemed to finally see him lift the stone, happy for him, extremely excited.

At this moment, Sun Mohan felt that the opportunity had come, and he suddenly made an accidental fall, causing the stone to slam into his body.

Of course, it didn't really hit himself, but from the angle of the colorful squirrel, it looked like it had been hit.

Then Sun Mohan fell to the ground lightly, motionless, and the colorful squirrel jumped on Sun Mohan suddenly, it kept squeaking and shouting, looking very anxious.

"Big brother ......" Qian Xiaoming couldn't help crying, Song Jiajun quickly covered his mouth and whispered: "Big brother didn't hit himself, he did this to make that squirrel sad." ”

Qian Xiaoming paused for a moment, and then looked forward, the colorful squirrel stood on Sun Mohan's chest, and began to stretch out his paws and gently scratch his body, as if trying to make him sober up.

Although Sun Mohan had a burst of itching on his body at the moment, he desperately held back, this is the most critical moment, he must not show his stuffing, he must let the colorful squirrel have feelings for him, only in this way can he really gain its favor.

The colorful squirrel scratched for a long time and didn't react at all, it began to get more and more anxious, jumping back and forth, and finally it sat on Sun Mohan's body and squeaked, this time the cry was very subtle, as if it was very sad.

After a short while, it suddenly jumped onto Sun Mohan's forehead, and then kicked its calf......

"Damn, it's not good, big brother, it's going to pee on your face......" Song Jiajun shouted.

Sun Mohan was startled, his heart was cold, in order to subdue you, labor and management have already performed "stupid cute" to the extreme, if you don't want to, forget it, and still want to pee on the face of labor and management?

I have to say that Sun Mohan was really angry, and when he was about to open his eyes in the next second, the metallic voice of the system suddenly sounded in his mind:

"Cute opinion value +102 from the top-grade colorful squirrel"

"Congratulations to the host, you have successfully subdued the top-grade multicolored squirrel and activated the second-level pet spirit skill to be distributed to the package. ”

Sun Mohan was stunned, he didn't have a temper at all, and the colorful squirrel spilled a bubble of urine on his face......