Chapter 353: Hitting is kissing and scolding is love
"This ...... The ......" Banban blushed and didn't say anything.
"What is this, that, I think you just have nothing to do to find a beating. "Brother Peng's fierce nature is more and more obvious, he used to explain a sentence or two, but now he does it directly.
I don't know if Banban is crying or laughing now, the expression on his face is quite complicated, he pointed to Brother Peng's nose and stammered, "You, you wait for me." Then he pulled me around and ran.
"If you dare to tell the teacher, don't come back. Brother Peng shouted in the back, and his voice resounded through the sky.
When I was about to go out, I was also stared at by the whole class, these little bastards, could it be that I misunderstood me and instigated the class to tell the teacher.
I grabbed the doorframe and refused to go out.
Banban saw that he couldn't move me, turned his head and slapped the threshold, this grandson's hand is really black, but this is my hand, because he can't dodge the back of his white hand, a red mark suddenly came out, "You bastard, you dare to attack me." ”
"Don't make a fuss, I have something to discuss with you. He said solemnly.
"I'm not going to make a small report with you. "I stood for what was right, and my hand that had been loose grabbed the door frame again.
Banban: "What ??? report, what I want to discuss with you is my life's work." ”
"Then let go, don't pull and pull, lest others misunderstand that we have an improper relationship. I said. Now that Lao Hou is not there, I am the boss of the class, and I am very shameless to be dragged out so easily by him.
Unfortunately, when the two of us were about to run downstairs, the class bell rang, and I spread my hands helplessly, "Let's go back, let's talk about something after class." ”
"No, 100,000 urgent, urgent, not half a minute. Looking at his nervous look, he shouldn't have been beaten stupid by Brother Peng.
"What are you two doing? I didn't hear the bell ringing, so hurry back to the classroom. The chemistry teacher walked up the stairs on the east side, and arrived at the door of the classroom in a short time.
"Teacher, I'm in a hurry to pee, I'll be back in a while. Banban pulled up my sleeves and ran away.
"Why are you dragging Zhong Keyu in a hurry?" the chemistry teacher asked, but her voice was a little loud, not only me, but also the classmates, and then there was a burst of ill-intentioned laughter from the classroom.
"Teacher, he also has an urgent need to urinate. The head of the class didn't look back and came to the ground.
I saw the strange smile on the chemistry teacher's face, she must have misunderstood............
"Banban, if this matter is not as anxious as you said, I will have to pick your skin if I don't say anything, my old face is clean and lost by you, and I have no face at all. ”
"What's wrong?"
"You're embarrassed to ask, you're urgent, you're urgent, why are you bothering me, don't you see the unbelievable smile on the chemistry teacher's face, it's just ...... Alas, I don't mention it, the more I think about it, the more sad I feel. ”
It's okay to be woken up by him at night, and this morning there was such a fuss, why did this world hurt me so much, full of malice!
"Don't talk about those useless things, compared to my life's events, these are not any. Banban said shamelessly.
I didn't expect him to be able to say anything, usually sesame mung beans bigger things can be said by him, and now he is so loud, thinking that it means "Wow, I found that I really like Peng Meijia, but she actually beat me." Come and talk to me about it.
On the way back to the classroom from the toilet, I kicked the pebbles on the ground in boredom, and I was a little depressed at the thought of having to face all the bad smiles of the class when I got back to the classroom, and I really wished that the road would never end. Because I know they're going to laugh, and this class is still a chemistry class, and the chemistry teacher has always been a big deal to see the excitement, and he will laugh more or less.
"Zhong Keyu, did you listen to me...... I'm saying that Peng Meijia seems to like me too. ”
I just got distracted, and I really didn't hear, "How can you see that?"
"You see if Peng Meijia has been beating me more and more often recently. ”
"It's true that I used to reason with you before I beat you, but now I do it directly, and I beat you once every two or three days, and the frequency is indeed a bit high. ”
"That's right, even you found out. When he said this, his heart was filled with joy, even more than when he had picked up money.
"Are you okay, you're so happy to be beaten...... Did my mother brainwash you and make you stupid? I asked, confused. My mother not only mistook people's children, but also made other people's good children into fools, Ban Ban is a person with heavy responsibilities, and he also has to go abroad to bring disaster to the country and the people to refresh the cognition of foreign friends.
"I really have to thank my godmother, if she hadn't told me to find a partner as soon as possible, I wouldn't have this awareness, before, I took Peng Meijia as a buddy, but now it's different, have you heard a word, beating is kissing and scolding is love, doesn't it prove that she likes me by doing it so frequently, it's just embarrassing to say it............" Banban was self-absorbed in his bastard logic and couldn't extricate himself.
"That love can't come with a kick. I asked sarcastically, I really don't know how his pig brain developed, it shouldn't be stupid to see that he knows how to make money so well, how to think about the problem is so different, is it possible that people who know how to invest in the world have this kind of great wisdom.
"Yes, yes, don't you say I forgot, Peng Meijia also kicked me before. "Banban is even more excited than discovering a new continent, it's like discovering a new universe.
After walking with him, I suddenly realized how happy and interesting the class was. I love to learn, and learning loves me.
Is there anything more depressing than being around such a complete fool as him? So I resolutely rushed into the classroom, just laugh, I'm not afraid!
Because it's class time, the classmates in the class didn't make any special noises, and even if they did, they covered their mouths and endured it, and I sat on the small bench briskly. It feels great to land safely, and I felt like my heart was going up and down just now, but now it's much more down-to-earth.
The chemistry teacher coughed twice, and said in a positive voice, "I'll say a digression, although Mr. Hou is not here, but the students should also pay attention, don't mess with the relationship between men and women, you are now high school students, and your mind is not so open, so try not to happen in the future when you go to the toilet holding hands like this, especially boys, what does it look like, right?"
Hahaha......... I drowned in the hearty laughter of the class, and I couldn't find a crack in the ground for a long time, otherwise I would have to get in. Take a hundred plating "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the claw book house again" The latest chapter is the first time to read for free.