Chapter 408: Goodbye "Porcelain Doll"
"Zhong Keyu, what did you just talk to that uncle? Banban said as he walked, his voice was loud, and he was not afraid of being heard.
I glanced back, and I happened to meet the brother just now, and he was about to leave with his big bag of things, presumably looking for his dear girlfriend, and he also saw me, smiled, and waved his hand.
As a courtesy, I saluted him back.
As a result, Banban complained frantically, "Zhong Keyu, I found that you are really choked, why did I bring you out? ”
"Stop, don't talk nonsense to me here, you can't find me because you're blind, I've been sitting there and watching you run upstairs and downstairs several times, and twice you've passed by in front of me......... Who said that I came out to relax, I came out to rub the air conditioner because of the power outage in your house, and besides, it wasn't an uncle just now, it was an older brother, not a few years older than us, don't give people a hat. ”
Ban Ban muttered: "As far as you are right, what you say is what you say, anyway, you would rather chat with your uncle than accompany me to chase the young lady, hum!"
I elbowed him to the stomach, "Say something out loud, don't buzz like a little fly." ”
"Hey, look who is that?!" Banban's eyes lit up, and his fingers pointed straight ahead.
I looked in the direction of his trotters, and there was nothing but air. "Kid me???"
"No, no, come with me! Hurry up, I see the two young ladies we just lost outside. ”
Belch......... I can choose not to. The devil knows what he's going to make a joke about later.
Standing at the door of the bubble tea shop, he finally got entangled, "Zhong Keyu, you really didn't bring any money, you look for it again, see if you can get three or five yuan out of your pocket, let's just go in and order a cup of milk tea, otherwise it will be embarrassing, although they may not drive us out, but they are embarrassed to sit there." ”
It seems that he really thinks too much, even if I have money in my pocket, I will not accompany him to go in, I would rather stand guard at the door than refuse to appear in the same frame with him.
"It would be nice if we had a mobile phone now, we could WeChat or Alipay, and add the little sister's WeChat by the way after drinking milk tea, killing two birds with one stone. Banban stood in the doorway and began to be mad and, and he was saying something in his mouth. It's like a demon.
Suddenly, he let out an "oops", which not only scared me so much that I almost touched the doll in front of someone's bubble tea shop, but also lured the waiter out of the store.
"Hello, welcome, two of you, please. ”
Well, I can't go in this time. I looked at this bastard with anger in my eyes, and I wanted to burn him into a roast suckling pig, but he was so nervous that he didn't notice it at all, but thought I admired him very much.
I almost didn't turn around, I was really angry with him.
"Sir, may I ask what you need?" said a young lady. She spoke softly and sounded pleasant, but I didn't want to hear it, because the better she smiled and the sweeter her voice, the more awkward the scene would be. There is no flaw in such a perfect service, and we don't have any solution except to spend money.
The service is so considerate, I can't just drag the shift and turn around. Even if I was willing to risk being ridiculed by everyone and dragged him out of this bubble tea shop, he wouldn't necessarily go, and his thief's eyes had been glancing around since he walked in. I'm sure he must have been looking for the two young ladies he met today.
"Hey, what are you looking at, ask what you are drinking, hurry up. I put his head back in front of me, right in front of the drink's display.
After letting go of his hand, his whole body became even more excessive, and he directly twisted his body over, and began to look at the customers around him unscrupulously. "Whatever, I'll drink whatever you drink. ”
What he said was simple, there was no money to drink a fart, even if he drank the northwest wind, there was no place to drink it, the whole house was so tight that no wind could blow in.
I was just about to grab his arm and tell him about this very serious matter, but he said more excitedly than I did, "Found it, you light it first, I'll go over and take a place." ”
I chose and chosen, looked and looked, thinking that a few more customers would come quickly, otherwise these waiters kept looking at me, and I really couldn't stand it.
Fortunately, the young lady in charge of the cashier placing the order was very patient and never urged me, just kept smiling and silently stood behind the counter and watched me.
I was so bad at acting that I couldn't put it anymore, "I'm sorry, do you have boiled water here?" ”
But I immediately regretted it. Oh my God! I must have a brain watt, and I actually ran to the bubble tea shop to ask for boiled water to drink, and people who don't know the market will think that I am here to smash the field.
Fortunately, the young lady is a person who has seen a big scene, I saw her smile slightly and then said calmly: "I'm sorry, sir, we don't have boiled water in our store, there is mineral water, if you need it, I can get you a bottle." ”
Just looking at the logo of the mineral water she took out, I decisively gave up this idea, and the logo on the bottle of mineral water I drank at Banban's house before is exactly the same, I don't know if this bottle of mineral water is more expensive than milk tea, or forget it.
"Wait a minute, I'll ask my friend what he drinks. ”
After saying that, I walked awkwardly towards Banban's seat, only to see this little bastard sitting cross-legged on the chair with Erlang's legs, dragging like an old man.
I whispered close to his ear, "I just looked, the cheapest milk tea here is ten yuan a cup, let's hurry up, we can't afford to drink it!" We don't have a dime on us now, and this place is no better than the aunt's small shop that gave us free popsicles before, and it is impossible to give us a free order." ”
He put down his Erlang leg and said, "What are you afraid of, it's not that we don't have money, no money is our opportunity, we have to grasp it firmly, look at me!"
I saw this little bastard get up and walk to the customer at the table in front of him, and said cheekily: "Two young ladies, do you bring cash? I am in a hurry to go out, and I don't have a mobile phone wallet, can you please help us pay first, and then let's add a WeChat, and when I go back, I will transfer the money to you." ”
High! This routine is really high! I was stunned when I saw it.
But it didn't work much, because one of the long-haired young ladies immediately laughed and smoked.
It's not just me, even Banban was stunned, and I guess he didn't expect that his routine would have such an effect.
"Poof...... Hahaha, brother, why don't you just cut off a little bald head in the future, lest others misunderstand that you are a woman. ”
It was really a word to wake up the dreamer, and when he heard this, Banban almost didn't carry it, and he almost squatted on the ground.
I began to laugh at myself in my heart for this pig-headed class who thought he was invincible all over the world.
"Sister, don't laugh, the milk tea is sprayed on my face, and there are also on my clothes, I have to go to school tomorrow morning and want to rest early tonight, I don't want to do laundry. ”
I seem to have heard this voice somewhere, so familiar.
I got up and walked over, "It's you." ”
As a result, the other party replied to me with an even more surprised expression, "It's you!"
Banban's brain turned quickly, and he rushed up and whispered in my ear, "Zhong Keyu, do you know him? This is easy to do, I think you must have a play chasing his sister, hurry up, by the way, let her help us pay for the milk tea, maybe we will be a family in the future." ”
"Get out of the way. Don't be stinky and poor here, his name is Liu Tao, he is the leader of the fourteenth class, some time ago Wang Jie and I went to their class to check the discipline of the self-study class, and I said a few words, and I am not very familiar with it. "Of course, what I said could only be heard by me and Banban.
"Brother, is this your classmate?" asked the only genuine young lady here.
"Well, we have a holiday today thanks to him. Liu Tao picked up the napkin on the table and wiped his face, but his clothes were not wiped, but he had already sucked them in anyway, and he couldn't wipe them off.
"This is your school's 'wanted criminal', he's pretty handsome, but ...... Little brother, you are so thin, can you really fight many of them at a time?" Liu Tao's sister raised her head and asked jokingly.
My instincts told me that she was certainly not a simple girl, and I couldn't explain why, but my instincts were always accurate.
The girl is very delicate in makeup. Light makeup, but the whole person looks extraordinarily beautiful and moving, the kind of beauty I have never seen, and I can't say that I haven't seen it, but her beauty is particularly prominent, the small bag worn crossbody, plus the white Nike T-shirt, everything is just right, very durable and watchable.
I think I understand why everyone also wears school uniforms, why Liu Tao is particularly noticeable in the crowd, and even the boys and girls in their class are jealous of him and say that he is "a little princess who everyone loves".
If there is a sister, there will be a brother.
"Forget it, since you're so embarrassed, then don't say it, sit together, sister, please drink. Liu Tao's sister beckoned me and Banban to sit down very familiarly, as if she was our classmate, and Liu Tao, who was holding milk tea across the table, looked like a passerby, and even felt a little redundant.
Things came full circle, Banban was the happiest one, the conversation was unsuccessful, but I finally drank milk tea.
"I have a very presumptuous question, may I ask it? "After the milk tea came up, Banban's mouth was not idle.
Me: "No, you can't. ”
Liu Tao's sister: "Yes." ”
"Zhong Keyu, it's not you who I'm asking, what you said doesn't count, please automatically retract what you just said. Ban Ban said, then helped me pick up the milk tea on the table, and then pointed the topic to Liu Tao's sister, "That, I call you Sister Liu, it shouldn't be too much." ”
Liu Tao's sister smiled and said, "Of course." I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Liu Liying, you can call me Sister Ying'er. Then there was a lot of room to say, "This is my brother Liu Tao." ”
Liu Tao bit the straw of milk tea and said very arrogantly, "Sister, this is my classmate, so I don't need to trouble you to introduce myself to me." ”
"I'm sorry, brother, I didn't know you knew male classmates at school. ”
At first, I thought it was a mockery, but the more I listened to it, the more I felt that it was normal, and I couldn't see any unhappiness on Liu Tao's face. So there is no too much entanglement, after all, every family has a different way of getting along.
"Okay, okay, you two brothers and sisters will have time to talk later, now it's my turn to ask questions. Banban forcibly interjected, interrupting the conversation between the two siblings.
Liu Tao continued to drink milk tea and be his extraterrestrial immortal, and I leaned back on the seat in a silent daze.
The whole stage is Banban and Sister Ying'er's.
"Could you please explain to me what 'Wanted' means, is it the school calling the police?" asked Ban Ban.
As a result, this question instantly tightened the string in my head. I just thought he was taking the liberty of asking people for a WeChat account, but I was very resolute and told him no, it turned out to be for me.
Liu Liying took a sip of milk tea and said slowly, "Well, I really don't know, I heard about it on the way when I just went to your school to pick up my brother, I was also curious, and pestered my brother to ask all the way, but I only asked for a name, and I didn't even know the details." ”
Saying that, Liu Liying made a look in her eyes and hinted that we should ask Liu Tao, she was so curious that she couldn't figure out what to say, so she let us come. It's quite heart-to-heart, and the more this young lady looks at it, the more pleasing it becomes.
"Student Liu, can you please explain to us about that 'wanted criminal'. Ban Ban rushed to Liu Tao with his little fat face for the first time, looking at him with a blank eye.
"No, you can't. School confidentiality, forbidden to spread outside. ”
Liu Tao's words extinguished the enthusiasm and curiosity of the three of us, including his own sister, but obviously his sister had already had this awareness, and there was no disappointment on her face.
Ban Ban was unconvinced: "Hey, why are you so axial, Zhong Keyu and I are also students of the No. 1 Middle School, and you told us that it is not a biography." ”
Liu Tao put down the milk tea that had been emptied by him a long time ago, as well as his straw that had been bitten and deformed, and finally let go, "I can tell you, but I can't tell my sister, unless you ask them to avoid it." ”
I've never seen such a strange person, still so wary of his own sister, whether it's a school parent or a sister's parent, is he a little putting the cart before the horse.
Liu Liying stood up, "You talk, I'll go out and look for you later." His face was not shocked, and his attitude towards Liu Tao did not change in the slightest.
These sisters and brothers are really strange!
(End of chapter)