Chapter 55: The Right Man

Legend has it that in the Jin Dynasty, Liu Ling liked to drink, and the amount of alcohol was huge, which was unparalleled in the world.

Dissatisfied with the politics of the time, he traveled a lot and drank alcohol.

Once, Liu Ling came to the south of Luoyang, walked to the door of Du Kang Distillery, looked up and saw a couplet on the door, writing: The tiger is drunk in the mountains, the dragon sleeps on the bottom of the sea, and the horizontal batch on the high place reads: Don't get drunk for three years and don't need money.?

Liu Ling looked at this pair, and was very unhappy, thinking to himself, this person who opened the wine shop should also inquire about my Liu Ling's reputation first, and then think about whether he should praise this Haikou.

Who doesn't know me Liu Ling: Drink to the east to the East China Sea, drink SC to the west, drink to the south to the YN, and drink to the north to the outside of the plug. I drank all the way to the south, south, west, and northwest, and I didn't get drunk for half a day. Since you have such a big breath, I will drink all your jars and jars, and tell you to close the door within three days.

Liu Ling entered the tavern angrily. Du Kang took out the wine and told him to drink it, and after drinking a glass, Du Kang persuaded him not to drink it again, but he did not comply. After drinking the second glass, he still wants to drink, Du Kang said, and if he drinks again, he will get drunk.

But he didn't listen, and asked for a third one. After three cups of belly, Liu Ling said: "The first cup of wine is as sweet as honey, the second glass of wine is sweeter than honey, and after three cups of wine, I only feel that the sky is turning, the earth is spinning, my mind is dizzy, my eyes are blue, and I only feel that the tables, chairs, benches, pots and pots are like home." ”

After three cups, he was really drunk, and walked out of the wine shop to his home, swaying all the way, muttering nonsense.

As soon as he got home, Liu Ling was drunk, and he told his wife: "I'm going to die, bury me in the wine pool, bury the wine lees on it, and give me the wine cup and wine jug and put it in the coffin." With that, he died. He drank all his life, so his wife buried him as he said.

Before you know it, three years have passed. One day, Du Kang came to the village to find Liu Ling. Liu Ling's wife stepped forward to open the door and asked him what was wrong. Du Kang said: "Liu Ling drank my wine three years ago and hasn't paid for the wine yet!"

Liu Ling's wife was very annoyed when she heard this, and said: "Liu Ling didn't know whose wine she drank three years ago, and she died when she came home.

Du Kang hurriedly said: "He's not dead, he's drunk, let's go, you can quickly lead me to the place where he is buried." ”

They came to the place where Liu Ling was buried, dug up the grave, opened the coffin, and saw that Liu Ling inside had a ruddy face and breathing smoothly, not like she was dead at all, but like she was asleep.

Du Kang stepped forward and patted his arm and shouted, "Liu Ling wake up, Liu Ling wake up." ”

Sure enough, Liu Ling yawned and woke up directly, still boasting in her mouth: "Good wine, really good wine!"

Since then, the saying that Du Kang Meijiu has been drunk for three years has really spread, and it has been until now.

No one spoke quietly in the tavern, and they were all shocked by the story Qin Feng told.

What is domineering, what is high-profile, Du Kang, the wine ancestor, is the real high-profile.

Listen, the tiger is drunk in the mountains, the dragon sleeps under the sea, and the horizontal batch is still not drunk for three years without money!

Look at Boss Qin's again, what is it called, three bowls don't leave the store, and this forced feeling has dropped a lot all at once......

Qin Feng naturally didn't know what these guys were discussing in his group, otherwise he would have been kicked out a long time ago, what do you mean, why am I forced to be low, I tell this story so that you people can realize that I am not high-profile at all!

Come while you're in the mood and go home, it's a good idea to use this sentence to describe a few guys who are drunk to death.

Sitting in this quaint tavern, drinking peerless wine, and listening to the story told by the tavern owner who picked the door "for free", this kind of day, the gods do not change.

The half-awake fox and the laughing Cangtian were both drunk, lying on the table and unable to move, this is the result of their pursuit, coming so far away, just to get drunk!

So here's the problem, Brother Fox initially just invited someone to send it, and he took it for granted that as long as he told the address, everything else was not a problem.

However, he overlooked one thing, a drunk person, especially someone who drank too much and was unconscious, wanted to send this kind of person home, which is not something that a soft girl can do......

What's more, the soft girl has to go home after sending someone away, a girl, it's impossible for a big night to let people go alone.

Xue'er muttered on the side, saying that the fox is not a thing, and actually let the girl send him alone, what an old pervert, what a pervert keeps talking......

However, she forgot, after drinking Boss Qin's wine, no matter what kind of old pervert and old pervert you are, all white towers, Du Kang is drunk, even if a stunning beauty dances in front of you, you still won't wake up.

The monkey smiled and said, "It's okay, just let the girl go home, I'll send this guy and let Qiao Feng send Xue'er back." ”

Xue'er looked at the monkey suspiciously, feeling that this guy was suspected of taking advantage of the fire to rob, but now there is no way, it can only be like this, at night, the girl must be sent home.

In this way, the monkey carried the fox, Qiao Feng sent Xue'er, and asked Cangtian with a smile that he had his own helpers to pick it up, everything was very harmonious, only Sun Yifei stood at the door of the tavern and looked at Brother Fox, with some melancholy in his eyes.

When he arrived at the taxi, the monkey looked around, it was already far away from the tavern, and he estimated that Sun Yifei couldn't hear it, so he said to the other two: "I found out, this kid fox may be really emotional this time!"

Brother Qiao Feng touched his head and was stunned: "Ah? Why didn't I see it!"

Xue'er punched hatefully: "You just think about your martial arts all day long, of course you can't see it, when the monkey jokes, the fox's eyes are almost on the girl's face, I just want to see if the sister misunderstood!"

The monkey nodded and smiled: "Yes, so, when we get up tomorrow, we will unify our mouths, and all say that the sister sent him home, and the sister went back alone at night, remember to talk to the boss and the old horse tomorrow, remember to keep it secret." ”

After a pause, an inexplicable smile appeared on the monkey's face: "Actually, I am very similar to this guy, back then, we worked hard, desperately wanted to get out of our hometown, desperately made money to get everyone's approval, and now, we have nothing to worry about, but we feel that life is a little boring, so I like to drink, because wine can make me forget these things, of course, Boss Qin's wine is indeed a kind of enjoyment." ”

Looking up, the monkey sighed, but there was still a smile on his face: "So, finally this guy has someone he likes, he is still a little hesitant now, then, if you are a friend, you have to help him, that girl is good, if you meet the right person, you should catch it, you know, Xue'er." ”

After the monkey finished speaking, he casually beckoned a taxi, first carefully put the fox into the car, and then got into it himself.

Xue'er stood there and looked at them, this is a monkey, she has been jokingly calling him Brother Monkey, as if she has never seen him angry, he always has a smile on his face, even if he is ridiculed, he is at most angry, bringing a lot of laughter to the people in the group, but I didn't expect that there are so many vicissitudes hidden behind Brother Monkey's smile.

Sure enough, the world of adults, I still don't understand much as a child, hehe......