Chapter 1: Unprofessional Selling Moe
JJ City
Star Kindergarten
In the chattering classroom, a five-year-old child held his chin and stared out the window blankly, with a bored expression on his face.
"Sun Mohan, what's wrong with you, why don't you play with other children?" Xia Qingqing, a pure female kindergarten teacher in a long skirt, walked over and asked.
"Boring! what's fun with a bunch of kids. The kid didn't bother to look back, still staring out the window.
Xia Qingqing blinked and smiled, "You're not a little kid, aren't you?"
"I ......" Sun Mohan turned around, said the word "I", and held back again.
Xia Qingqing touched his head and said gently: "Okay, the teacher knows that you are very careful, you are more mature than children of the same age, but you can't close yourself off, you have to try to make friends with them." ”
Sun Mohan stubbornly escaped from Xia Qingqing's palm, even if Xia Qingqing was very beautiful, it was a very annoying thing to be touched by someone.
Xia Qingqing probably also observed his psychology, smiled a little, and walked away.
"Brother Mohan, can you teach me how to spell this Transformer?" a little girl pouted as she walked over.
Sun Mohan frowned slightly, put together the Transformers in three strokes and five by two, handed it to the little girl and said, "Guo Xinyi, this is the last time, I will never fight for you again in the future." ”
Guo Xinyi was stunned for a moment, then suddenly rubbed her eyes and cried "woo woo", "You...... You bullied me. ”
Sun Mohan didn't bother to take care of her, and secretly left the classroom while Xia Qingqing was not paying attention.
Sitting under a big locust tree, Sun Mohan clenched his round little fist, and depressedly wanted to slam it on the big locust tree, but the fleshy little fist just clenched and let go.
Because of this punch, he may really be useless.
Sun Mohan is an unfortunate reborn, he was reborn a month ago in the body of a five-year-old child, a parallel space similar to the earth, and the level of civilization is more advanced than the earth.
It's been a month, and he's changed three kindergartens, it's not that he's not social, it's not that he naturally hates other children, it's just that a five-year-old child with a mental age of twenty can't play with this group of children.
Everything is too childish, life is too boring!
Just when Sun Mohan was in a daze, a pot-bellied man walked towards the old locust tree.
Sun Mohan didn't know him, as a five-year-old child, he instinctively showed a trace of panic.
The middle-aged man with a big belly and long hair squatted in front of Sun Mohan, looked left and right, and nodded from time to time, making Sun Mohan confused.
"Kid, will you sell cute?" the middle-aged man suddenly said.
Sun Mohan couldn't help but say "cute your sister" in his heart, but he didn't say it, just shook his head lightly.
The middle-aged man smiled, took out a lollipop from his pocket and said, "You try to draw a scissor hand, like me, or wink and pout, uncle will give you a lollipop to eat." ”
I have to say that lollipops don't have the slightest attraction to Sun Mohan, he shook his head and said, "Uncle, I don't like lollipops." ”
The middle-aged man couldn't help but be stunned for a moment and asked, "Then what do you like?"
Sun Mohan pointed to the wallet in the middle-aged man's hand, "I like that." ”
The middle-aged man's eyes widened, a little surprised, but not angry, he smiled and took out a hundred-yuan bill from his wallet and said: "Very spiritual child, in this way, as long as you sell a cute one to me, this banknote is yours." ”
"Really?" Sun Mohan said innocently.
"That's still fake, if you sell it well, I'll add one more to you. ”
The two brand-new soft coins exuded dazzling brilliance under the sunlight, Sun Mohan hesitated, and he decided to take the business.
This year, who wouldn't be able to sell cute, not to mention that he is now talented.
Soon Sun Mohan made a few cute expressions, and the middle-aged man took a few photos with his mobile phone, and kept nodding, "Great, great, so cute." ”
Sun Mohan doesn't care if it's cute or not, he only cares about the two soft coins, but fortunately, the excited middle-aged man finally gave him two soft coins, and said that he would come to the kindergarten to see him in two days.
Sun Mohan looked at his departing figure, slightly stunned, and seemed to think of something.
At this moment, a cute metallic voice suddenly appeared in Sun Mohan's mind:
"Cute cute baby, congratulations on activating the Supreme Invincible Selling Meng System, the world environment has been detected, and the system is bound to ......"
"What the hell?" Sun Mohan was taken aback, and then he was ecstatic, a month, after waiting for a full month, the golden finger finally came.
It's just that this moe system sounds weird? Do you want me to sell moe everywhere?
After a while, a cold interface suddenly appeared in Sun Mohan's mind: the main menu.
There are also three options under the main menu: Shopping Stores, Sweepstakes Center, and Revenue History.
Sun Mohan clicked on the shopping store in his mind and took a look, a little dumbfounded, all kinds of magical skills, products and even special services, but these things need to be exchanged with "selling cute favor value", and the cheapest goods also need about 3,000 "selling cute favor value".
"System, what is the value of selling cuteness?" Sun Mohan asked in his mind.
"To put it simply, it is the favorability that the host obtains by selling cuteness in front of others, and this favorability is between 0 and 100, and the system will distribute the favorability value to your income according to the detection. ”
Sun Mohan understood, he really wanted to make himself cute, and after he was reborn, he dreamed of countless gold fingers, but a gold finger like selling Meng is really wonderful.
After saying this, I will lose my temperance and sell it all the way.
But Sun Mohan thought about it, in fact, selling cuteness is still more suitable for his current state, after all, he is just a five-year-old child, if he doesn't sell cute, can he sell ......
"Cute opinion from Xu Yunhai +97, Cute opinion from Chen Yunqiao +95......"
Sun Mohan glanced at the income record, now there are 192 points, this Xu Yunhai is estimated to be the uncle who just gave him 200 yuan to sell cute, this Chen Yunqiao may have seen the photos taken by Xu Yunhai, so he also had a good impression of his cuteness.
After figuring out how the income came from, Sun Mohan opened the lottery center in his mind, which had a turntable and a pointer button, and next to the button it was written that each lottery consumed 100.
Anyway, you can get the favor value of selling cuteness by casually selling a cute, and it doesn't seem too difficult to look like yourself now, so Sun Mohan clicked on the lottery with the attitude of giving it a try.
"Congratulations on obtaining a special skill worth 30,000 Cute Opinion Points: Quiet Dafa, which is now stored in the package, please go to the package to see how to use it. ”
Sun Mohan was ecstatic for a while, and his chubby little hands were messy in the wind, which was so lucky.
In the next second, Sun Mohan hurriedly clicked on the package, checked the usage method, and suddenly danced happily.
With this quiet law, labor and management don't have to worry about you little bolds anymore.
A few minutes later, Sun Mohan returned to the classroom, and at this time the classroom was already very noisy, crying, fighting, and talking, which was simply deafening.
"Xu Xiaoming, how many times has the teacher said that you can't urinate here. ”
"Xu Taotao, that's a plastic box, you can't eat it. ”
"Guo Xinyi, can you stop crying......"
Kindergarten teacher Xia Qingqing couldn't stand it, her hands on her waist kept panting, this was the worst kindergarten class she had led.
"Don't make any noise, give me peace!" At this time, Sun Mohan suddenly stood up and shouted, the way to use "Quiet Dafa" is so simple, shout at the user to give me silence.
Xia Qingqing was startled, and unexpectedly, the whole classroom suddenly quieted down, and even Guo Xinyi, who loved to cry the most, stopped crying, and the picture in front of her seemed to be frozen, quiet.
Sun Mohan was overjoyed in his heart, this "Quiet Dafa" is really easy to use, it's amazing, but it's a pity that there is a limit to the number of times, and it can only be used five times in total.
"Okay, okay, all sit in their seats, it's about to be out of school. Xia Qingqing touched her chest and let out a long breath, and at the same time she glanced at Sun Mohan in surprise, why did he roar and the classroom was quiet?
Xia Qingqing always felt that this Sun Mohan was different from other children, precocious, quiet and quite thoughtful.
Just when Xia Qingqing was about to talk to Sun Mohan, Sun Mohan suddenly twisted her waist, gestured with a scissor hand, and said extremely cutely: "Everyone is like me, isn't it good to be a good boy quietly?"
Xia Qingqing covered her mouth and laughed, this Sun Mohan can always surprise herself, but it is the first time she has seen him sell cuteness in front of all the children, not to mention, he looks really cute.
"Cute Opinion from Xia Qingqing +99"
Sun Mohan feels that Xia Qingqing is his true love, since entering this kindergarten, many teachers look at themselves differently, because of their poor reputation, they changed three kindergartens a month, you can imagine how mischievous it is, but Xia Qingqing is different, she treats herself very patiently, even more enthusiastic than other children.
"Why haven't you received the favorability value from these children? Don't they know what it means to be cute?" Sun Mohan wondered for a while.
"Cut, isn't it scissorhands? My mom taught me five shots, and I can too. "A little boy performed decently and beat five times in a row.
"Sun Mohan looked so stupid just now. ”
"My mother said that children can't sell cute things casually, they will be targeted by bad people, Sun Mohan, you're finished......"
Sun Mohan was completely speechless, although he is also a five-year-old child now, he really doesn't understand the psychology of children of the same age, and at the same time he also understands that selling cuteness in front ......of these children is worthless.
Of course, except for Guo Xinyi, Sun Mohan got 86 cute favor points from her.
To tell the truth, Sun Mohan has always felt that this four-year-old girl may have a crush on her......