Chapter 345: I Can't Go Home
"I don't care, I'm going home, I'm tired and hungry right now, I just want to hurry home to eat and sleep. ”
"Wow! You're hungry less than three hours after breakfast, and it's hard for your parents to raise you like this. Liang Shuang held a small fat face and looked at me sympathetically.
Unfortunately, I wasn't impressed. The person who ate breakfast was her, not me, and I drank two mouthfuls of soup at best, a bowl of soup that might have been mixed with her saliva.
"No, you can't go, who will accompany me shopping when you leave, shopping is only interesting when two people go together. She said coquettishly.
I don't believe her nonsense, shopping requires two people, one is crazy to buy, the other is tired and tired, obviously I belong to the latter.
"I'm weak, I don't have the strength, I don't have the strength to tie the chicken, please let me go home quickly. "Who wouldn't be cute and cute, I haven't eaten pork, haven't I seen a pig run, and I usually sell a cute in front of me from time to time.
She said with disgust, "Zhong Keyu, you have changed, you have learned to sell cuteness now!! did you learn to please that Xu Xiaoyan." ”
Not only did she finish talking, but her hands were not idle, and in this summer, my arm was instantly pinched by her and turned blue and purple.
"No!" I said firmly, I could have confessed normally, but not now, this is a matter of principle, if I nodded, then she would threaten me at every turn.
"What you said, you can't go back, whoever regrets it is a puppy. She didn't admit it, but the joy in her heart had already been shown on her face, and the upward arc of the corners of her mouth couldn't be suppressed.
"You've been a puppy for a long time, and you said before that you were just going to have breakfast, but you went to someone's store to be weird, and you almost ......."
Before I could finish speaking, she rushed up and covered my mouth with both hands, "You are not allowed to say it! It's a shame, although I won, but it is really not beautiful to win." ”
I pushed her out with great difficulty, "Big brother, pay attention, this is a shopping mall, and men and women can't kiss each other." ”
She laughed out loud, "Hahaha, Zhong Keyu, you pig's head, no wonder you haven't found a girlfriend for so long, your concept is even more backward than the vegetable market aunt." ”
I was very dissatisfied after being laughed at by her inexplicably, it was originally true, and she was fat, and it was inevitable that she would bump into me when she covered her mouth.
"I won't tell you, I'm going home anyway, what do you like, there will be no time in the future. ”
I turned around to leave, and she immediately pounced, but fortunately I turned around quickly, "What are you going to do?
"No! My intuition tells me that you are likely to go to Xu Xiaoyan, so I want to eliminate this possibility at all. ”
"Something is wrong! It's so wrong! Since the first time you saw me this morning, you can't do without Xu Xiaoyan in three sentences, let's say, are you married to her, and you want to get rid of her by my hand. "It seems that I have discovered Liang Shuang's little secret, I said complacently.
Her old face darkened, and she slapped her head hard and said, "Zhong Keyu, I sometimes wonder if you are really stupid or pretending to be stupid, you are a good child, how can you be stupid, it's too wasteful...... I don't have a grudge against her, and I don't have any friendships, in fact, it's because I don't like her. ”
"It's such a coincidence, and I don't like her either. ”
She snorted, almost jumping up with excitement, "Really?"
Nonsense, is it necessary to lie about this sesame mung bean big thing. "Really, but ......," I said, Xu Xiaoyan's face popping up in my mind.
"Hmph, I knew there was something else, what are you doing, be honest, hurry up!" she opened her mouth of blood, like a man-eating tiger.
"But I don't have as much courage as you, and I don't dare to target her, because she's a girl after all. When I finished saying the word "girl," she punched me hard in the chest.
Before I could reprimand her, she spoke first, "She's a girl, isn't I, why don't I see that you usually treat me as a girl, can't you be gentle with me?"
is just this gentleman who is full of posture, let me treat her as a girl, and it would be good if I didn't kill her as an enemy.
"Yes. "I resignedly said that this lion, which blows up its fur at every turn, has to be touched by its fur.
"That's pretty much it, for the sake of your acquaintance, I'll ask you to eat a hamburger and pad it first, let's go eat a good one at noon." ”
As much as I would love to go home right now to catch up on my sleep, I still can't lift my feet in the face of the temptation of food. Why don't you have lunch and then go home, it's rare that she generously invites me to dinner.
I ordered two hamburgers, a cup of milk tea, and a fried chicken thigh, which is not much for me who didn't eat breakfast, and it didn't cost a lot of money, but since I finished ordering and started to eat, Liang Shuang has been looking at me directly.
"Do you want to eat it too?" I wiped my mouth after eating a burger and said to her, if she said I wanted it I'd go get her an order so she wouldn't keep staring at my fried chicken leg and burger.
She shook her head, but continued to look at me.
"Are you distressed about the money to invite me to dinner? It's a big deal, don't look at me like this, as if I owe you a lot of money. ”
She let out a "hmm", and then finally opened her mouth, "I'm not worried about money, I just want to ask you a question, but I don't know whether to ask or not, and I'm deeply entangled." ”
I regret it, I shouldn't have said that I gave her back the money for dinner, since we met, I invited her to dinner every time, and I finally got the opportunity, but I can't waste it in vain.
"Yes, if you don't take me before dinner. ”
"OK, this meal is free for you. Then I asked...... "Just ask, she is still a mother-in-law, and her old personality is very different from her previous big personality, which is incomprehensible."
"You really don't like that one named Xu Xiaoyan, in fact, I think she's pretty good, she has a good temper, and I heard Gao Shuang say that her academic performance is also quite good. ”
Is this going to set me up again, why did you suddenly ask such a serious question, "If you don't like it, you don't like it, how can there be so many reasons, she is beautiful and I am not ugly, she has a good temper and I have a better temper, I will throw her at least twenty or thirty points compared to the grades, why should I like her, I can like myself." ”
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