Chapter 1668: Target, Northern Song Dynasty
"Ah, it's finally over. "Because when I came, I was still in this luxury RV, so naturally I had to drive it back. It's just that at this moment, Zhao Yongqi did not enter the bedroom with a small bun as usual, but sat comfortably on the sofa in the middle, stretching his waist and enjoying the coffee sent by the girl.
"Hehe, Brother Qi is tired this time. Sitting on the side gently, Xiao Baozi drank the hot milk in his hand, and said with a smile: "I knew that I should have slowed down." ”
Reaching out and pinching the delicate cheek, Zhao Yongqi said viciously: "Hmph, from today onwards, it is time for me to have grievances and revenge! Bao Goddess, how are you going to pay it back?"
On the pretty face with a smile, the sweet smile became a little thicker, and the soft and glutinous voice came into Zhao Yongqi's ears: "Brother Qi~~~You see~~People~~ Beat you to death and pay it back?!"
Brother Xiao Qi, who was still full of anticipation at Benkai, looked at the instant change of face, stared at his beautiful big eyes viciously, and closed his open mouth for a long time, patted his forehead and spread it on the sofa, and wailed: "Is there any reason for it! In TV, movies, and novels, if you change it to any dirty pig's foot, you can at least receive a fragrant kiss at this moment! Damn, I'm not naturally suitable for hooking up with girls?"
"Hee hee ......" the little woman who was beating Zhao Yongqi's head hard, her smile at the moment was a little sweeter, and she was beating harder.
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"There is a Bao Qingtian in Kaifeng, and the iron mask is selfless to distinguish loyalty and treachery~~"
The moment he stepped off the bus, Deng Chao turned into Maiba, holding his mobile phone as a microphone and turning on the wolf howl mode.
"Brother Chao, although you have played Bao Heizi, but the problem is that other people's Bao Heizi is also dignified, you sing like this, be careful that his ghost lingers and comes to you tonight to take revenge!" Zhao Yongqi, who was the last to get out of the car, covered his ears and howled with contempt for Deng Chao's completely out of tune.
"Hey, why don't you people have any artistic cells at all?" Deng Chao finally stopped his wolf howl, pointed to the ancient city wall of Kaifeng behind him and said: "Coming to such a place with a historical and cultural atmosphere, it is natural to be lyrical!"
Cheng He and Li Chen circled Zhao Yongqi's shoulders left and right, and said to him very seriously: "Xiao Qi, let's do it, we are really not suitable to record the show with this guy who has learned to fill his ears with magic sounds, or we and Director Lu suggest that we divide into two teams here." Let that slut have a team, and we'll have the rest of the team!"
"This suggestion is good!" Zhao Yongqi clapped his palms, turned around and shouted at Lu Hao with a smile: "Director Lu, we have decided, the subtitle of this issue is 'Ancient Torture Extortion Special', the prisoner is our favorite brother, let's just be an executioner, jailer or something like that." ”
As soon as he heard this suggestion, Deng Chao's face turned green, and he hurriedly shouted at the top of his voice: "Director Lu, it's not too early, let's start crossing quickly, the crossing of the province is too late, and the ancient people are in a hurry." ”
"Hahaha......" In the laughter of the audience, looking at the malicious eyes of a group of people around him, the apprehension on Deng Chao's face became a little stronger.
After waving his hand and signaling that all the members of the brotherhood were standing together, Lu Hao raised his voice and said, "In the last issue, we have experienced the humanities of the Wuzhou period. Now, you will open a journey back to the history of China, where the economy and culture were the most developed, the road was wide open, the scholars and the Son of Heaven ruled together, and the Northern Song Dynasty was prosperous!"
"Oh, it's getting closer and closer to modern times. Lee Kwang-so waved his fist and said, "When you travel to the modern era, you don't have to worry about how the ancient people ate and drank Lazar." ”
"Kwang-so, this one is actually very simple. Zhao Yongqi raised his fist with a smile, raised his eyebrows and said, "Actually, as long as I give you a punch now, you can go to a modern hospital and enjoy the civilized world." ”
"......" Lee Kwang-so, who immediately collapsed his face, muttered with a sad face: "Little Brother Qi, it's not good to use violence all day long." ”
Zhao Yongqi waved his hand and said very seriously: "No! I found out, in fact, the use of violence is the most desirable means for you people. From today onwards, I will seriously carry forward the great goal of killing and maiming you, and then restore peace to the world!"
Seeing Zhao Yongqi like a religious madman, in a burst of laughter, he raised his iron fists, and the men muttered: "Do you think that today's Xiao Qi seems to be very excited!"
"Since I checked into the hotel last night, the goods have been skewed. In the middle of the night, the third watch was still singing in the room! Tsk, I could hear it across from him. Cheng He nodded his head very seriously.
Li Chen asked inexplicably: "Even if you travel to the Northern Song Dynasty, there's nothing to be excited about, right?"
"Maybe ......"
Deng Chao blinked his eyes a few times, and the others instantly realized: "Mole?!"
Zhao Yongqi, who was still posing for the camera on the other side, didn't expect that he had been classified as a first-class mole, and didn't turn around until this moment, walked to the edge of the men's circle in a few steps, and looked at them suspiciously: "What did you say?"
"No, no, we just think it's good to travel to the Northern Song Dynasty. Cheng He immediately waved his hand and talked nonsense, and instantly got the unanimous approval of the men who had already "guessed the inside story".
"I'm nervous, I'm too lazy to take care of you!" Zhao Yongqi waved his hand, glanced at the group of men in disgust, and ran to the goddess pile. Compared with these stinky men, Brother Xiao Qi still prefers fragrant soft girls.
Lu Hao watched everyone make trouble for a while, then coughed dryly, and said with a smile: "Before crossing over, you must first draw lots." It's a big deal, so please step forward in turn. ”
"It's another lottery!" Zhao Yongqi was furious, pointing at the field attendants who started laughing before he even spoke when he heard the lottery, and shouted: "You can't think of any other reliable way?"
Lu Hao didn't pay attention to Zhao Yongqi's howl at all, and directly asked everyone to come forward to draw lots. Whether it was the delicate and lovely girls or the gloating men, they rushed up, making the little Qi brother who was left behind straighten his eyes.
Suddenly, Zhao Yongqi, who didn't know what he was thinking, pounced on it, and saw Cheng He taking out a small piece of paper from the box, and without saying a word, he grabbed it in his hand, and then said triumphantly: "I want this one." I didn't open it anyway, so it doesn't matter who smokes it. Hehe, little girls in the planning team, I see how you are doing black-box operations this time!"