was thinking about how to click this fat man, Chen Leilei suddenly heard a "poof~" sound, and then felt a smell of "awakening" floating around him. He pinched his nose and said sarcastically: "Damn, comrade, what did you eat at night? Farts can stink to this level, amazing~Admire~"

As he was talking, an evil idea popped out of Chen Leilei's mind: If such a fart can be released in the closed sauna, can it be smoked out for Zhao Lei? Whoever comes out first loses, farting is a natural phenomenon, it shouldn't be considered a foul, right?

"Wha. Thinking that this plan was feasible, Chen Leilei laughed out loud and said to the fat enforcer: "Comrade, your fart has saved your job." ”

The fat law enforcer was confused when he heard it, thinking that Chen Leilei was nervous, so he ignored him.

When Chen Leilei arrived at the Law Enforcement Bureau, he asked to make a phone call, but the fat law enforcer despised him and said: "What do you think is acting on TV? ”

Chen Leilei was extremely aggrieved, and was brought to an interrogation room to make a record, and saw that the interrogator was a neat and handsome female law enforcer, and the mood of this guy quickly rebounded again!

The female law enforcer swept Chen Leilei, who was naked, and asked him with a straight face: "What are you doing?"

Chen Leilei smiled ashamedly: "Be brave in the face of righteousness." ”

"Can you sit here for the sake of righteousness?"

"Isn't this an award for me?"

"Smack!" The female law enforcer slapped the table and said sternly: "Don't pretend to be garlic with me, the few people you beat have all been seriously injured, this has already constituted a criminal offense, you know?"

"This ...... If I don't beat them to death, they should beat me to death, and that's justified defense, right?"

"Just in defense?" Witnesses outside have already said it, and they haven't fought back. ”

"Hehe, I'm going to give them time to fight back, and you're judging them now. ”

The female enforcer was choked up and snorted, "You can talk a lot, huh?"

Chen Leilei said proudly: "It's okay, I have a very open mind when I see a beautiful woman." ”

"Don't tell me that I'm not serious here, what is it called?" the female enforcer picked up the pen and prepared the official transcript.

Chen Leilei didn't think about it, and replied loudly: "Jay Chou." ”

The female enforcer slapped the pen on the table and said angrily: "Why don't you call Eason Chan?

"Eason Chan. ”

The female enforcer's eyes widened when she heard this, and she slapped the table angrily and got up and went out, and returned with the fat enforcer after half a minute.

The fat enforcer held a large white porcelain cup, sat happily in front of Chen Leilei, carefully put the cup on the table, pointed and asked Chen Leilei: "I heard that your kid has a very hard mouth, do you know what this is?"

Chen Leilei was happy and said, "Sprite?"

"It's still fun! Eighty degrees will quench your thirst!" the fat enforcer removed the lid of the porcelain cup, and a stream of hot air burst out.

Chen Leilei was startled and hurriedly said, "I'm not thirsty." ”

The fat law enforcer said fluently: "Don't be thirsty, this is our people's law enforcers who are kind enough to serve you." As he spoke, he brought the cup to Chen Leilei's mouth.

Smoked by the heat, Chen Leilei swallowed his saliva.

The female law enforcer pulled back the fat law enforcer's hand holding the cup and asked Chen Leilei: "Are you honest?

"If you are not poor, you will not be poor if you are poor......"

"Hey, you're still poor?!" the fat enforcer went to serve the cup again.

The female law enforcer stopped him and said, "Okay, old Song, let's make a record first." ”

The fat enforcer snorted, "A little rabbit like him just doesn't clean up." Saying that, he picked up the pen and asked Chen Leilei angrily: "Name!"

"Chen Leilei, Erdong Chen, bright and upright. ”

"Chen Luoluo, right?" the fat enforcer repeated, and wrote with a pen.

Chen Leilei listened to the music, and the female law enforcer was also happy, and said to the fat law enforcer: "It's Chen Leilei." ”

The fat law enforcer came to his senses, slapped his pen, and said angrily: "If I don't teach you a lesson, do you think we law enforcers all eat dry rice?" After speaking, he picked up the cup and wanted to pour boiling water into Chen Leilei's mouth.

This time, the female law enforcer didn't stop him, Chen Leilei hurriedly hid back, and when he saw that he was really about to suffer a loss in front of him, he hurriedly shouted: "I'm Ye Gang's nephew!

The fat enforcer paused and asked, "That Ye Gang?"

Chen Leilei said sharply: "What did you say about Ye Gang?"

The fat enforcer laughed, scornfully said, "You kid is the nephew of the director of the sub-bureau, don't tease, you want Ye Gang's nephew, she is Obama's wife, and I am ...... I don't know who I am. ”

The female law enforcer glanced at the fat law enforcer and asked Chen Leilei: "Are you really Ye Chang's nephew?"

"You don't believe me when I say it, let me make a call and you'll know if it's true. ”

The fat enforcer snorted and said to the female enforcer, "Do you believe what such a kid says?"

The female law enforcer said with disgust on her face: "Let him hit one, don't be afraid of 10,000, just in case, you don't know Director Ye's temper." ”

The fat enforcer pondered for a moment, but did not speak. Seeing the situation, the female law enforcer took Chen Leilei out.

As soon as Chen Leilei came out of the house, he saw the little gangster, who was sitting in the guest seat in the outhouse, and seemed to be waiting for something to be recorded.

Chen Leilei walked up to him and smiled slightly: "Brother, get ready to be stepped on." ”

The thug swallowed hard and said, "I...... I'm here, not out. ”

"Haha. Chen Leilei smiled heartily and said, "It's with me." He thought that this little thug was going out and didn't know where to find him, and he would have to stomp on him in the bureau later!

The little gangster listened to Chen Leilei's laughter, and his whole body was excited.

Chen Leilei turned around and grabbed the phone on the table and dialed Feng Wenci's mobile phone: "Hey, Sister Ci, something happened to me, you and Uncle Ye talk about it, I will give the torture of the Guangming Law Enforcement Center......"

Within three minutes of putting down the phone, the phone of the law enforcement office rang.

Chen Leilei glanced at the phone, put on an uncle's style and said to the fat law enforcer next to him: "Take it~"

The fat law enforcer picked up the phone suspiciously: "Hey, the Bright Law Enforcement Office ...... Ah, Director Ye, hello, hello...... That's right, Chen Leilei...... It's nothing, it's just that he's entangled with a few gangsters, and we asked him to come to the office to record some notes...... No hassle, no hassle......"

The fat enforcer was answering the phone, and the female enforcer had already untied the handcuffs to Chen Leilei, Chen Leilei rubbed his wrist and thanked her: "Thank you, if it weren't for you and me, it would be useless." ”

The female enforcer gave him a cold look, and went straight into the house without answering.

The fat enforcer hung up the phone and handed Chen Leilei a cigarette while laughing: "Brother, you also know our rules, don't take it to heart if you offend just now." ”

Chen Leilei didn't answer the cigarette, and buried him and said, "Look at what you said, how dare I, a criminal criminal, go to my heart?"

"Don't say that, you fight those gangsters to eliminate harm for the people. Director Ye, look, isn't it ......?"

"Isn't it what?" The flattery on the fat law enforcer's face gave Chen Lei, Lei Lei was disgusting enough, Chen Lei Lei took a sip and said, "If you hadn't farted in the car, you would have rolled up your bed and gone home now!"

"Huh?" the fat enforcer was dumbfounded, and the idea of the heart speaker was really incomprehensible.

At this time, the phone of the law enforcement office rang again, and the fat law enforcer went to answer it, and the result was that Chen Leilei was looking for him.

Chen Leilei took the phone curiously: "It's Uncle Ye...... Oh, my phone is dead...... Hehe, there was a misunderstanding, it's okay, thank you so much...... No, thank you so much...... Okay, okay, I'll take a taxi...... I'll see you later. ”

Hanging up the phone, Chen Leilei smiled and aimed at the little gangster, and the little gangster "Teng" stood up.

Chen Leilei walked over and sat down in the seat he had just made, took out the tobacco leaves from his pocket, and said while rolling a cigarette: "Do you know why I hit Huang Mao?"

The thug said timidly, "I don't know ......"

"He offended me before and made me very shameless. ”

The thug begged for mercy and said, "Master Chen, it's none of my business, they forced me ......"

Chen Leilei licked the cigarette paper with his tongue, rolled the cigarette, sighed lightly, drew a match and lit the cigarette, took a puff, looked at the match that had not been extinguished, remembered a ruthless move that Qian Long had made, and slowly pinched the match in front of the little gangster's shorts.

The gangster looked at it and wanted to hide, but he was stared at by Chen Leilei and didn't dare to hide, but Chen Leilei ordered his shorts. He hurriedly slapped the fire with his hand, begging for mercy while patting: "Master Chen, I know it's wrong, you can spare me!"

Chen Leilei stood up and kicked him on the heel, and then scolded while stomping on the fire on his shorts: "If it's wrong, I'll know it's wrong, is this okay?!

The fat enforcer watched stupidly from the side, not daring to care at all.

"Bang bang~" Chen Leilei stepped on more than 20 feet before stopping, spat out a sullen breath, turned his head and said to the fat enforcer: "Extinguish the fire, it should be, right?"

"It should be, it should be......" The fat law enforcer nodded in agreement, and watched the shirtless uncle in front of him leave the law enforcement office.