Chapter 219: The mouth is like a river
Teacher Meng Meng is really powerful enough.,In just thirty minutes, he captured the hearts of the female classmates present.,No matter what he is above or below, he can always think of thunderous applause.,I once suspected that the group of girls below was stopping.
In order to allow us to relax wholeheartedly, the head of the grade and our homeroom teacher and the homeroom teachers of the other three experimental classes went to the office to rest, of course, they did not go to rest, but the office had documents to sort out, anyway, I don't believe their nonsense.
"All the younger brothers and sisters here, guess how old I am this year, and there will be a reward if you guess correctly......" Teacher Meng Meng is as his name suggests, and from time to time he sells a cute and spoiled girl to us, which is really head-catching.
"Thirty-eight!" a very loud voice came from the location area of the fourth class.
"Twenty-five!" said one of my classmates, who was sitting a few rows in front of me.
"I'll go, is the cute pot that old? Guess again, guess wrong, don't think about this door today. Teacher Mengmeng lost her temper, pouted, and almost sat on the ground.
The girls below are getting more and more excessive, and someone wants to go up to hug him, but fortunately, the girl who wants to hug him is sitting in the middle of the lecture hall, and it is more difficult to go to the rostrum from that position, plus there are so many big men blocking it, it is impossible to hug, and it is still okay to look up from a distance.
"Don't stop, don't stop, Meng Guo likes it, let her come up. "The Meng Meng teacher on the rostrum has spoken, and the group of students below are embarrassed to stop again, so they simply made a way for her to come out, let her go, and pay a good look at your idol.
This girl's routine is too deep, and after going up, she doesn't stand side by side with Teacher Mengmeng directly, hahahahaha, she didn't go up to hug him but to compare her height with him.
"You girl, you are so sincere to you, you hurt me so ruthlessly, are you wearing heightened shoes?!"
"Slightly ......" The girl made a grimace and ran off the rostrum, leaving Teacher Meng Meng alone and sad.
It's bleak.
"Okay, Meng Guo is not that kind of angry person, isn't it just a joke, hum, let you have fun for free, Meng Guo is a person who can afford to put it down, you think I will cry, I just let you guess it, the world kisses me with pain, but I repay it with a song, na, how can Meng Guo be so great!"
I'll go, is he singing his praises to himself? Mrs. is so shameless, I'm about to throw up.
After listening to him, there was a sensation in the audience, "Shhh......h
"Vulgar. There was a sudden shout from below, which seemed like a joke, but it was still very inappropriate to come out now.
"Come, that classmate, say what you just said out loud. Because the shouting was too loud, not only did the classmates below lock his position, but even the Meng Meng teacher on the rostrum also knew his specific location.
"Excellent. The shouting echoed in every corner of the classroom again.
"This classmate, you are very smart, you don't need me to teach you to understand the four words of my 'Four Crosses Mantra', and your future is bright...... If you bring a pen and paper, please take it out and write it down, if you don't get to the point, please use your smart and clever head to remember it, listen clearly, the cute pot is only once: a table of talents, two suits, three glasses of wine, four circles of mahjong, five friends, six out of Qishan, seven skills, eight horses, eight mouths, bragging, nine points of hard work, very patient. ”
Meng Guo is really a god and a man, and the exit is a chapter, and the four crosses went up in an instant as soon as they exited, but how can this be so social, one by one.
The class in the front row was really memorizing one stroke at a time, and Zhang Yiyi next to me looked at me with a smile, "Brother Keke, why don't you write it down, everyone is remembering, do you want me to lend you the pen and paper." ”
"No, if I want to remember, I can keep it in my heart, but it doesn't feel like it's of much use, just listen to it for fun, don't take it too seriously. "I,Even I don't understand why I think so.,Maybe under the influence of Teacher Mengmeng, I've become better.。
Zhang Yiyi: "Brother Keke, I think this cute pot is a little impetuous, and from his gestures, I feel like an angry young man, I don't like this kind of talker." ”
"Then do you like our homeroom teacher, Teacher Hou?" I twisted my head and looked at her.
"No, no, no, Mr. Hou doesn't like it, it's too fierce......" As if triggering a switch on her body, she shook her head again and again, and her head kept spinning like a rattle.
"I like my brother, I like Sister Meijia, I like Brother Coco, I like Brother Coco's mother, and I ...... I still like Brother Coco's brother......" she continued, blushing when she liked my brother, and I thought that her last liking must be different from the previous ones.
I've never liked gossip, have I found a shocking secret, I don't care about the Meng Meng teacher on the rostrum who is still full of golden and jade words, my heart is now full of Zhong Jie and Zhang Yiyi, these two people will not get along after the winter vacation, so they have fallen in love with each other for a long time, if that's the case, it's really ............ Great, then Banban and I will kiss each other, hahaha............
There is a more serious problem, what if my parents or Zhang Yiyi's parents do not agree, although it is now the world of free love, but after all, they are high school students, and they are about to take the college entrance examination, in case their grades decline because of love, it will be troublesome...... The more I thought about it, the more I felt that the consequences were very serious, and I was so scared that I couldn't sit still, and it was scary to hear that a girl liked my brother than to hear that a girl liked me!
"Then why do you like these people?" I began to use a roundabout tactic, asking Zhang Yiyi if he really liked my stupid brother who seemed harmless to humans and animals.
"I like the chic of Sister Meijia, the gentleness of Brother Coco's mother, the excellence of Brother Cocoa, and the like... I like Zhong Jie because he is more fun......"
I went, and the first time I heard liked someone was because he was fun......
What the hell is the world swollen?
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