106. Men
Qian Feng pulled Chen Leilei over and said to Dong Xi: "Don't listen to his nonsense, hurry up and wash your face and brush your teeth, and come back with delicious watermelon." Seeing that your little Northeast girl's teeth are almost yellow, Xiao Lei told her what three things she has to do if she wants to have good teeth. ”
"Three o'clock?" Chen Leilei looked at Qian Fengmeng in confusion and said, "Oh, I know." The first is to rinse your mouth after meals, brush your teeth in the morning and evening, the second is to visit the dentist every two years, and the third is to be nosy. ”
"Poof~ Handsome guy, you are really Qian Feng's younger brother. Dong Xi was amused by Chen Leilei, took a towel and toothpaste, and reluctantly walked out of the dormitory, leaving Qian Feng and Chen Leilei in the house.
Qian Feng pointed to a bunk by the window and said, "That's my bed hasn't been cleaned up yet, you can sit on it for me." ”
Chen Leilei saw that there was a pink towel quilt scattered on Qian Feng's bed, of course he wouldn't fold it for her, and after sitting down, he suddenly felt a long, round stick under the towel quilt, and looked at Qian Feng in surprise.
Qian Feng didn't understand why Chen Leilei looked at himself like this, and asked while beating watermelons: "What's wrong?
"It's not Sister Feng, are you so uncomfortable? Why don't I sleep with you......" Chen Leilei said that he was distressed.
"Huh?" Qian Feng didn't understand what Chen Leilei meant.
Chen Leilei turned sideways and pointed to her with the round rod under the towel quilt.
Qian Feng suddenly realized, her delicate chest rose and fell, she took a deep breath, suppressed her emotions, walked towards Chen Leilei with a smile with a watermelon knife, and said sweetly: "Xiao Lei, you are too considerate of your sister." ”
The watermelon knife flashed white in the sun, and Chen Leilei felt that the atmosphere was not right and got up to run. Qian Feng pushed him back on the bed, looked at him with big eyes, blinking at him, how pure he looked, of course, the watermelon knife in his hand was also aimed at Chen Leilei, and the posture was as scary as it was.
Usually people say that Qian Feng is the embodiment of angels and devils, and it is the most perfect combination of angels' faces and devils' figures. Qian Feng is such a beauty, which may not be able to impress, but the fist will definitely make you unforgettable......
Qian Fengzheng straddled Chen Leilei's lap, flicked a watermelon knife in front of Chen Leilei's eyes, and asked ambiguously: "Do you want to help my sister release her depressed mood......?"
Chen Leilei swallowed his saliva, knowing that what Qian Feng wanted very much was not ox, but beating himself and stammering: "Sister, that ...... Let's eat watermelon, right? The watermelon is skinless, not seedless~"
Qian Feng put down the watermelon knife and hugged Chen Leilei's neck affectionately, Chen Leilei pleaded warmly in Chen Leilei's ear: "Sister Xiaoshan really wants ......." “
I smelled Qian Feng's familiar body fragrance again, and I smelled Qian Feng's familiar body fragrance again!
Chen Leilei knew that this body fragrance was the prelude to death, so he lowered his head in frustration and said, "If you want to fight, I will bear with it...... But remember, one day I will prove that I am a man, and I will pay you all the hardships I have suffered all these years!"
"What? I didn't hear clearly?" Qian Feng pursed his lips, his face full of pity and innocence.
Chen Leilei knew that the more gentle Qian Feng was, the more pure he pretended to be, the more ruthless he became, and he couldn't help but whine and repeated in a very unconfident whisper: "I want to give it all back to you......"
"Haha, great, with your words, my sister has no worries. Anyway, beating you is also beating yourself, and one day you will return it to me, right?" Qian Feng smiled happily, like a little girl who had eaten sugar.
Chen Leilei held his breath and said, "Feng, Sister Feng, didn't you say that you learned a lot of new tricks in the Law Enforcement School? Why are you still a monkey stealing peaches?"
Qian Feng knew that Chen Leilei was provoking, and said with a sweet smile: "This is not a monkey stealing peaches, it is a new trick: the eagle catches the chicken." ”
"Uh~" Chen Leilei still recklessly said: "I saw the eagle, but what about the chicken?"
"Hmph, I'll admit you're no longer a chick, I've changed my tactics: Bear Break Stick!"
"Uh~~!
"Can it be longer if it's broken?"
"How is it possible? Do you think it's the head?" Chen Leilei gritted his teeth and swore secretly: "Sister, you wait for the day when I will beat you to the sky." ”
"Haha, I'll wait, but I'm going to knock you off the ground today. Qian Feng smiled and took out the round stick from under the towel quilt.
Chen Leilei saw that it was a flashlight! I thought to myself, why am I so hard.
"I usually watch the game of smashing rabbits, and I always think that it would be more enjoyable if I could drag the rabbit by the neck and smash it? The more Qian Feng played, the happier he became, and he wanted to smash the flashlight into Chen Leilei's crotch.
Chen Leilei knew that he would definitely not be able to raise his head for half a month if this stick was smashed, so he hurriedly grabbed Qian Feng's hand and begged for mercy and said: "Sister Feng's subordinates are merciful! Sister Feng has always been the purest beauty in the world in my heart, you are more beautiful than flowers, your heart is clearer than water, Sister Guanyin is nothing more than that! Sister Feng is the best, Sister Feng is the best, Sister Feng is the best, Sister Feng is unparalleled in the world!"
Qian Feng showed a satisfied smile, and said kindly: "You begged for mercy earlier, sister, don't pout you like this in the future?"
Chen Leilei sighed in his heart that he couldn't bear to be a man this time, every time he was beaten and obeyed by Qian Feng, he couldn't bear it, it was too embarrassing.
Why does Chen Leilei think so? This is an allusion: Qian Feng always treated him as a girl when he was a child, Chen Leilei was not angry and wanted to prove that he was a man, but Qian Feng fooled him and said: You want to prove that you are a man? Simple~ I beat you that day, you can not help but beg for mercy, you are a man. Since then, Chen Leilei has become Qian Feng's boxing bag, and he always wants to endure being a man, but he has been beaten for more than ten years and has not been able to endure being a man. Once he was already very close to a man, that time after watching Sister Jiang's movie, he had the determination to fight against Qian Feng with the determination to die, and endured the tiger chair, whip, table tennis racket, pot lid and even the refrigerator, but in the end he lost on a toothpick, Qian Feng knew that he was studying, Sister Jiang was going to use a toothpick to stick his nails, Chen Leilei's psychological defense line completely collapsed, and he admired Sister Jiang infinitely from then on!
Qian Feng jumped up from Chen Leilei and stood on the table with a flashlight, picking up the sunshine and smiling, with a demon chest and an angelic face, the charm pressed the midsummer, but Chen Leilei knew that this midsummer-like beauty fist was cold through the cold winter......
Qian Feng went out to wash his hands and asked Chen Leilei to cut the watermelon.
Chen Leilei was cutting watermelons, and a girl suddenly came in the dormitory. The girl was very small and cute with delicate silver-rimmed glasses, and she saw a white-haired stunt guardian in the room holding a watermelon knife, and she was stunned, put her schoolbag on her chest, and said timidly: "You can rob the sex, but don't hurt me......"
Chen Leilei helplessly sighed what these college girls were thinking, and explained: "Don't misunderstand me as Qian Feng's younger brother. ”
"Qian Feng's younger brother?" the girl pushed her glasses and looked at Chen Leilei suspiciously, saying to herself: "Didn't Qian Feng say that her brother is not as tall as her?"
At this time, a girl in a black dress with a good figure and fashionable dress came back, and the glasses girl introduced Chen Leilei to the girl in the black dress. The woman in the black dress frowned and looked at Chen Leilei puzzled, "Didn't Qian Feng say that her brother was her little pervert?"
Chen Leilei's eyes swelled three times, and he marveled at what Sister Feng said to them!
Immediately, a fat girl in a flower shirt came in again, and when she learned that Chen Leilei was Qian Feng's younger brother, she looked at Chen Leilei in surprise and said, "Didn't Qian Feng say that her younger brother is a woman?"
"Uh~" Chen Leilei almost wanted to cut his abdomen with a watermelon knife, but not to cut himself, but to cut Qian Feng, this woman is also damaged!
Dong Xi came back and saw that the three sisters in the same room were there, and enthusiastically grabbed Chen Leilei's arm and said to the sisters: "Qian Feng has deceived us, her brother turned out to be an invincible handsome guy and participated in the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, it is not a short and ugly little hairy child or little pervert at all, sisters, wait for Qian Feng to come back, let's beat her together!"
Chen Leilei fanned the flames and said: "Yes, we must defeat Qian Feng!" However, I would like to add: I have never participated in the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea...... 3o4 sisters, we must unite to defeat Qian Feng, that big landlord!
The fat girl wanted to echo excitedly, but as soon as she raised her hand, she calmed down and said, "Qian Feng is the eldest sister in our dormitory, let's sincerely obey the leadership of the eldest sister." ”
The woman in the black dress also said: "Yes, Qian Feng helped us to be angry, and the boss was good." ”
The glasses girl also said: "Well, I will always support Qian Feng." ”
Dong Xi pulled Chen Leilei's arm and said angrily: "What's wrong with you, take this opportunity, we should unite to overthrow Qian Feng's obscene rule?! In front of her brother, she will never use obscene and violent means again, right?"
The three girls coughed violently and glared at Dong Xi.
Chen Leilei immediately understood what was going on, and he and Dong Xi were facing the door of the dormitory with their backs......