Chapter 792: A Gamble of Two Goods
Lord Man was not chased to a corner, so he had to choose New York, he aimed at New York from the beginning, Li Kang looked back at the three people behind him, it was a race of embarrassment, Spider-Man is better, the barb on his finger is similar to a spider, he can easily crawl on a ninety-degree vertical wall, and it is well deserved to say that he is a wall creeper.
Twilight Wolf and Deadpool were far from so easy, although the two of them started to pinch each other as soon as they met, and they both hated each other very much, but at this time the performance was surprisingly consistent, Deadpool crossed his two knives across his chest, trying to resist the fierce wind pressure, Twilight Wolf's reaction was similar, he crossed his claws across his chest, and both of them were nailed to the ground, looking like two squatting toads.
It's really enough, Li Kang began to regret taking the two of them a little, judging from the current situation, I can't see how much they can help, but the ability to embarrass people is indeed full marks.
"What are you two doing here?" Li Kang watched them stand like this for a minute, and then another minute passed, and before the third minute arrived, he couldn't help but ask.
"We're competing!" Deadpool's face was blown out of shape by the wind pressure, but he still couldn't stop his mouth, "Uncle Wolf said that I am not a pure master, then I will compete with him to see who can stand and catch up with Lord Man, who is the winner, and when Uncle Wolf sees me again in the future, he has to call me a pure master Deadpool, and I have to call him every time!"
Twilight Wolf also wanted to speak, but unfortunately he didn't have a mask, as soon as he opened his mouth, he immediately poured a stomach of wind, almost coughing up the lobes of his lungs, he quickly closed his mouth, no matter how nonsense he was, he would definitely be blown away, and when he thought about it, he wanted to call Deadpool by honorific title in the future, and he didn't need to shout, and when he thought about it, he wanted to jump off the flying carpet immediately.
"Are you two naïve?" Li Kang shouted angrily, he had magic protection, don't talk casually, there is no problem walking around freely on the flying carpet, "We have to chase the madness factor back, such an important task is in front of you, you still dare to play such a disgusting little gamble?"
Because these two two goods have been standing up, Li Kang is afraid of blowing them out, they block the air, making the control of the flying carpet more difficult, this flying carpet is not originally prepared to fly in the environment of the earth, its original role is to do interstellar travel, there is no air resistance in space, it is okay to say that this is a design flaw, in short, Deadpool and Twilight Wolf's childish behavior, to a large extent, hindered the speed of flight.
"Do you two know how important our goal is?" Li Kang was a little angry, he didn't have a problem with Deadpool, this brain circuit is different, and reasoning with him may be counterproductive, "Look at what Parker does? You two are almost four hundred years old together, can't you grow a little?"
"Brother Kang, can you stop calling my real name, I doubt that everyone in this world knows that I am Peter.... Damn, stop calling me by my real name anyway, I beg you. "Among the three, the most reasonable person is naturally cute and the little Spider-Man, but the price of being reasonable is that he is the one with the least sense of existence and the least status among the four, although he talks a lot, but basically no one listens, although Deadpool is a madman, he actually speaks more than him, which often makes Spider-Man feel jealous.
Sure enough, Li Kang mentioned that Spider-Man was just erecting a positive teaching material, and as for what the little spider said, it was taken as a deaf ear again, "If you make such a mess again, we can't catch up with the Manchurian, his speed is too fast, we have to speed up, no matter how fast you are, you will definitely be blown away, look at Parker, his posture is correct, you better be obedient now, don't wait for me to be in a bad mood, he kicks your ass, it won't be fun." ”
"He'll get down first, I'll get down!" the twilight wolf kept his position still, but he put his hands in front of his mouth, finally blocking the howling wind, and finally spit out the words that he couldn't say in his stomach.
"I'm the same, a man should be serious about the gambling game, he will lie down first, and when he sees me in the future, he will call me a pure man, and he is not allowed to call me a stupid fork or an idiot, or a bad face. Deadpool didn't give an inch, to be reasonable, his request was not excessive, every time Twilight Wolf saw him, he never spoke properly, the two of them were in charge, and Twilight Wolf saw Deadpool with a nameless fire in his heart.
"Okay, you forced me!" Li Kang couldn't bear it anymore, through the magic telescope on the flying carpet, he saw that Lord Man was flying farther and farther, and there was only a small point left, and it was unlikely that he would catch up before he entered New York, if he was mixed into the crowd of people in New York, it would be difficult to find him.
The flying carpet suddenly stopped in the air, and the brakes made Deadpool and Twilight Wolf lose their balance together, and they were flying out together, and Li Kang appeared with two magic shields in both hands, and the two of them collided with the shields together, and they both fell to the ground.
"Parker, glue them up with spider silk, I'll start high-speed mode right away!" Li Kang shouted to Spider-Man.
"Didn't I say that, stop calling me by my real name!" Spider-Man jumped up from the ground angrily, he grumbled, his body was still very loyal to carry out Li Kang's orders, he vented his anger on Deadpool and Twilight Wolf, and his hands continued to launch spider silk balls, this business he is too pure, spider silk balls are a small trick that Spider-Man has to use every time, whether he meets a big guy or a gangster, he always likes to use spider silk to paste people's faces, slimy spider silk sticks to people's mouths, women are a little better, at least there is no beard on their mouths, every time a man takes off the spider silk, he has to bring off some blood-colored beards, which is more ruthless than beeswax hair removal, so the underworld characters in New York City hate Spider-Man from top to bottom, which is also understandable.
However, Li Kang always felt that Spider-Man was still too naïve, with such a good ability, he liked to close people's mouths, such slimy spider silk, if he shot below, he would not dare to rob the street again, this is the way to cure the root cause, he taught this good method to Spider-Man, it was full of good intentions, who knew that Spider-Man thought it was too cruel to do this, the gangster took a knife to rob a woman from a good family on the street, and sold drugs to the school It would not be cruel? Sure enough, Spider-Man was born in a peaceful place, and he didn't know enough about the darkness of the world, if he was born in Hell's Kitchen, he would be a hundred times more ruthless than Li Kang.
At this time, in order to vent his anger that his real name was revealed, Spider-Man was quite ruthless to Deadpool, and even Twilight Wolf was also suffered.
"Wow, it seems that our relationship is too close, it makes my Spider-Man brother jealous, you see he made us like cicada chrysalis," Deadpool looked funny, but he suddenly remembered something very important, "Damn, who of you just saw who the two of us lay down first? From my point of view, Uncle Wolf should have fallen to the ground first, after all, it's an old man, right?" The body and bones are gone, but it doesn't matter, although I won this bet, but I won't be proud, so what... Uncle Wolf, call me a bastard. ”