CHAPTER XXIX

As soon as the uncle of the little expert said the four words of standing up to the sky, the expression on my face and Zhang Deli was wonderful, if he said something else, we would not be so virtuous, but the problem is that his uncle and the sky and the earth are completely unhooked, they all say that Shandong people are tall and mighty, but the uncle of the little expert is afraid that the relationship with Shandong people is not too big, Zhang Deli is one meter six and five, but he is also a head taller than his uncle, plus the old Taoist priest has a sloppy beard, the surroundings of his face are like chrysanthemums, and his eyes are thin and narrow, if it were not for the golden robe, he looked a little mighty, then this is a lewd and sloppy ordinary old man, if he wants to stand up to the sky, I think it's better to rely on himself, the sky must fall on my head first, and then he is an old boy.

"Uncle, aren't you good, in our area, who dares to bully you?" The little expert was helpless, so he had to ask out loud: "Even if someone is not long-sighted, won't you call the people in the village to help, anyway, they will listen to your words." ”

"The people in the village can't come forward in this matter. The old Taoist priest sighed and said slowly: " A few days ago, a monk came to Jintai Temple, saying that he came from Wutai Mountain, or a member of the National Religious Management Office, mother, after following the Jintai Temple to hang an order, these bald donkeys became proud, and said everywhere that they had high monks in charge, and the Dharma was one after another, and Lao Tzu had no business to do, and he went to the neighboring village to grab business, but he actually ran to the block, of course, Lao Tzu's hometown could not bear this anger, so he ran to theorize, but the bald donkey actually moved out of the official house to press me, saying that he had a certificate, I was a wild man, and I couldn't take it seriously, and said that I was a fraud, and I should be careful, otherwise I would be arrested and go to see the official, as soon as I heard the official, these soft eggs in our village are afraid, I went to them and said that I went to Jintai Temple to beat that bald donkey, they all pushed three and four, saying that it was not good to be so blatant, and they also gave me an idea that I wanted to cover my face to beat the bald donkey, is I Zhu Chongde such a villain? I, Zhu Chongde, want to do it, so I will knock on the door in a dignified manner, step on his face and let him call Dad!"

"It's always bad to fight. "The little expert has just been arrested by the police once, where would he be willing to provoke this kind of thing, besides, what kind of committee member is the monk, this kind of official character, although it is not impossible to fight, but after the fight, it is a series of troubles, when the time comes, people will come up with the police, if you ask carefully, maybe you can arrest him, so the look on his face is wonderful, he glanced at us, and then he shamelessly pushed us out and said:" Besides, I'm with my friends, I'm nothing, and it's not good to hurt them in a fight, so let's think of something else. ”

"Hmph, other ways, do you still want to do it?" The old Taoist priest Zhu Chongde snorted coldly, and said angrily: "You kid, you have lived in this base for only seven or eight years, and you have actually become a virtue with them, and you always like to play yin, when it comes to this, those bastards are more proficient than you for 10,000 years, what throw snakes to scare him, what find a young lady to seduce him, and say that he invited him to dinner and poured lard on him, mother, you really think that the monk is a serious person, Lao Tzu knows that he is a fake Liu Xuande when he looks at his fat intestines and big ears!" Specialized in scamming money!"

"Then his certificate and the identity of the committee member are all fake?" Zhang Deli asked with interest at this time: "Also, how do you know that he is here to cheat money?"

"His tricks, Lao Tzu knows at a glance, what fried ghosts, what water chopsticks, what swords to subdue demons, it's not Lao Tzu to play leftovers, mother, so dare to take it out to play, those monks in Jintai Temple are poor and crazy, there is such a leader is naturally eager to make some money, a field of a thousand yuan dare to do, not a liar what?" The old Taoist priest Zhu Chongde said angrily: "Mother, if it weren't for Lao Tzu not being able to see through his best trick, he wouldn't have lost the competition and lived at home eating porridge!"

"I'm not good at charlatans. Seeing that I glanced at him with some curiosity, Zhang Deli shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said: "These things are all chemical and physical principles, but I can't say what the specifics are, that old man Sun has worked in a chemical factory all his life, maybe he knows." ”

"If you see through it, you don't have to eat porridge at home, right?" Zhang Deli's words made the little expert finally find an excuse, looked at his uncle and said: "Otherwise, we will inquire about you, if you break his ability, it will be over, at most everyone will be on an equal footing, and there will be no need to fight, but why can't you go out to do business if you can't see through it, he can't care about it, right?"

"Lao Tzu is a man who stands up to the sky!" The old Taoist priest Zhu Chongde once again pointed to the sky and shouted, and said: "Lao Tzu saw him come to rob the business, so he went to him to settle accounts, this bald donkey is good, saying that everyone has the real chapter in their hands, if anyone loses, then don't do it, where will Lao Tzu be afraid of him, a hairless bald donkey, compare it, lose it, lose it Lao Tzu is also a man who stands up to the sky and remembers his promises, if you don't do it, you won't go out!"

"I see..." Although the old Taoist Zhu Chongde said that the righteousness is awe-inspiring, but I still listen to a burst of fun, this thing does not seem to be too complicated, basically the two of them have a competition, and if they lose, they will stop, and now the old Taoist priest will not say anything after he loses, and he will not say anything about promises, and he will not believe in righteousness, but this competition, there must be a lot of people who watch the excitement, and the old Taoist Zhu Chongde who lost after they watched the excitement became a laughing stock, the reason why he did not go out was afraid that it had something to do with this, he still seemed to be a face-saving person, and he was embarrassed to go out to show his eyes after losing people, for fear that people would laugh at him about this matter, as for beating the monkNine times out of ten it is the more popular principle of life, that is, the so-called you and me compare fists, then I will reason with you, if you reason with me, I will compare fists with you, this competition is naturally reasonable, the old Taoist priest can't compete, so he plans to beat the monk with his fists, this matter, it really makes people laugh and cry.

"However, if your friend knows how to play this trick, you might as well help me ask, multiple skills are always good, waiting for Lao Tzu to beat away the monk and re-emerge from the rivers and lakes, it can be regarded as a surprise, it is best to ask if there are other tricks, so that people's eyes can light up." ”

This old Taoist priest, I have to say, is really an interesting character, as soon as he said this, Zhang Deli had no choice but to be disrespectful, so he asked: "Old man, first tell me what trick the monk played?"

"It's the elixir, damn, the monk actually came to sell the elixir, the ancestor of the Sanqing Dynasty is on top, why don't you kill him with a divine thunder!" The old Taoist scolded angrily before he said: " When the bald donkey arrived at someone's house, he first said that they were sick, and they naturally didn't believe it, so he took out a stethoscope to listen to it first, and then talked nonsense, and said that he could help people get blood tests for free, and then he would draw blood for people, they are all sick, some are tracheitis, some are leg pain, anyway, they are all diseases, and then he took out an elixir and put it in the black blood, and then the black blood turned back, and with this evidence, everyone paid for the elixir. I really can't see this ability. ”

"If that's the case, then the truth is also in the so-called powder and elixir. Zhang Deli pondered for a moment and said: " There must be something in the blood, and the powder reacted, and then the elixir can counteract this reaction, when we were in Xuzhou, we also saw a similar trick, that person held a bottle of water, in fact, it was added with alum, alum added to it has no color, it looks like normal water, he added caustic soda to the bottle cap, as long as it shakes, the water and caustic soda contact, can produce a white thing like soybean milk, and then he shakes again, so that the caustic soda and the soy milk fully react, can turn those white things into colorless, must be this reason。 ”

"It's a new trick, I'll have to show it next time. The old Taoist priest Zhu Chongde was in good spirits, obviously attracted by this new trick, but after a while, he frowned and said: "But it's still not right, if that's the case, how can some people's blood turn black, and some won't, and those who turn black are all sick." ”

"If he really came out of the hospital, it's not a trivial matter to see the disease, even if it's your old man, you can see something wrong, this thing is an experience, looking at the face is not good, walking crookedly, coughing twice from time to time when he speaks, then it must be sick, and he also carries a stethoscope, which is much more accurate than just using his eyes. Zhang Deli smiled and continued: "As for the color of the blood that varies from person to person, I think it is also because the bottle of powder has two things mixed together, as long as he has quick hands and eyes and sees people taking medicine, those who are not sick will have one less taste, and those who are sick will be added together, so that it can have that effect." ”

"Makes sense, makes sense. When it comes to this kind of deceptive professional knowledge, the old Taoist priest suddenly became serious, and there was no obscene look, after listening to Zhang Deli's words very attentively, he couldn't wait to say: "Now the difference is that I don't know what the thing he put is, you hurry up and call your friends, I will treat you to a good meal in the evening, big pig's head meat, big fish and prawns, what do you want to eat, even if it is a girl, I can call you two, I am familiar with the nightclubs in the city, and their boss can drink with me every day!"

"I don't need this..."Zhang Deli's face was strange when he heard this, and he shook his head and said, "I'd better call first." ”

Lao Sun is a big idler, naturally not like a busy person can not find anyone at all, a hearing that it is Zhang Deli, naturally no mouth to thank up, thanks but also carefully mention a sentence to let Zhang Deli not go back to Xuzhou, now the market is everywhere, saying that Liu Yinhe did the business, the police have begun to check Liu Yinhe, this matter has not yet been determined, although it is a vicious dog to bite Li Guangtou, but the bite is too miserable, but now I have not found out the clue, it is estimated that I will be nervous for a while, Zhang Deli naturally does not care about this, said that I am still afraid of the police to find it, so I asked the monk straightforwardly, a moment later, Zhang Deli, who hung up the phone, laughed and said: "It's really like what we said, my friend said, if you put starch and iodine together in the blood, you can make the blood black, his bottle of powder is starch and iodized salt, it is estimated that it is carefully divided into two waves, if you want to become black, grab a little together, that elixir, my friend said it is called sodium thiosulfate, this thing can reduce iodine ions, in this way, it will change back." ”

"I see, I see. The old Taoist priest Zhu Chongde first looked suddenly enlightened, and then followed with a yin laugh and said, "In that case, I won't beat him." ”

"It's good if you don't fight, anyway, you can turn water into soy milk, it's a big deal. ”

The little expert breathed a sigh of relief, grinning and was about to laugh, but he heard the old Taoist priest Zhu Chongde say seriously: "We have to find a way to get him once, and according to the rules of our block, let him know that he knows the reputation of our block, but he can't be cheap." ”

"Didn't you say that you wanted to be upright, why did you still look for him?" the little expert listened inexplicably, and asked puzzledly: "Uncle, what do you want to make trouble?"

"Lao Tzu wants to beat him just to force him to ask him what is going on with this elixir, so that he can learn and make a fortune after studying, and now that your friend is helping to ask, naturally there is no need to bother to ask him. The old Taoist priest Zhu Chongde said very seriously and innocently: "Our people have suffered losses, but there is nothing that they don't get back, since Lao Tzu has lived in the block for decades, then you have to follow the local customs and play with him, you kid is very smart, hurry up and give Lao Tzu an idea." ”

"How do I know this?" said the little expert speechlessly, spreading his hands, "I am a locksmith, and I can pick locks, do you want me to open their mountain gate and steal things? ”

"The people of your place, will do this?" This kind of magical statement naturally made me very stunned, listening to the little expert means that the people in this base do not seem to be good people, and actually say that they are more proficient, if a person likes to play yin, it is not a strange thing, but if people in a place have this hobby, it will really make people fall into the eyeballs.

"Our place is called a block, what is a block? It is the injustice in my heart that has accumulated and built up piece by piece. The old Taoist priest Zhu Chongde proudly cocked his beard and said: " But now you can't break the law, you can't rebel, so what should I do, just make a bad move, play yin, and take revenge on the society, so when I see our people in the future, you have to be careful, maybe you will be pitted in a blink of an eye, but if you do things fairly, you don't have to worry, the block is a place, just pay attention to justice, if anyone is unfair, everyone will go up to get him, and it's not a person, the mountains and seas are wave after wave, but no one can stand it, I partner with the village to do this dojo business is also the meaning, although I charge a little more expensive, but the money is earned by everyone together, so everyone doesn't think it's unfair, the monk is broken rules, if it weren't for the fact that he had an official face, everyone would have gotten him a long time ago. ”

"Besides, even if it's really a competition, if he loses, won't he still go out to cheat?" The old Taoist priest Zhu Chongde snorted coldly and said: "That fat monk, at first glance, is not a trustworthy man, besides, he is not from our hometown, and his face is not so important, where will he be like Lao Tzu who is not good at breaking the contract with his face." ”

"But are you really sure that this monk is a liar? Zhang Deli smiled slightly, I looked at the look of his eyes, I knew that Zhang Deli was afraid that he was a little interested, and wanted to make this monk, not to mention him, it was me, I also think that this place is very appetizing, the so-called injustice, isn't it what we often call the unruly people, I really like the people in this place, I like it from the bottom of my heart, and when I encounter injustice, the person who can stand up is our comrade.

"I've seen it once, with a red stamp, and I don't know if it's true or not. The old Taoist priest Zhu Chongde hesitated at this time, shook his head and said: "But the people on the official face will not be so swaggering and deceiving, I have never been to the religious management office, and I have no place to inquire, but I am not afraid at all when I look at him, and he still talks about this identity everywhere, it is difficult to say whether it is true." ”

"That's not true, in fact, those who play yin can also play above board. Zhang Deli laughed, shook his head and said: " I dare to say that this monk has no certification at all, he is a fake, and there is no official protection, those things are what he said to scare people, he himself is afraid that he will encounter trouble when he comes to rob business, there is such a disguise, it is indeed able to scare some people, it may be useless in a big place, but in the countryside, everyone will still have some scruples in their hearts, but since he can scare us with things on the official face, can't we scare him, and there is no need to bother to find any woman to stink him, he may still enjoy spending money and effort, and he will run away if he scares him。 ”

"How can you be scared, saying that if he doesn't leave, he will kill his whole family? I've done this!" Zhu Chongde, the old Taoist priest, once again found a common topic, and said with great interest: "Five or six years ago, there was a short-sighted man who came to grab business, and the people in our village followed him to his house.