That's the big truth.

Since it was Liu Bang's invitation, Xiang Yu also agreed, Mai Xiaoji happily accepted, and Xiang Yu appeared in front of everyone's eyes in an instant.

"Aha, virtuous brother!" Liu Bang stretched out his arms and greeted him cheekily!

Not good!

Mai Xiaoji saw Xiang Yu's fierce eyes, strode towards Liu Bang, and after a few steps, he turned into a trot, and in the exclamation of everyone, he had already grabbed Liu Bang horizontally and lifted it above his head.

Yes!

roared like thunder, Xiang Yu exerted his arms and vowed to smash Liu Bang into a pulp!

"Big brother, you can't!" Mai Xiaoji hurriedly shouted.

Cai Wenji also hurriedly waved her hands and persuaded her: "The overlord is angry, good things are easy to say!"

"Brother Xian, it's good to chat, you said you want to let go of your grievances, how can you go back on your word?" Liu Bang's limbs fluttered in the air, very unproductive, and his face changed color in fright.

"Hmph, what kind of credibility can you talk about a treacherous villain like you? Today, the sky has eyes, let you fall into my hands, and you will be avenged for the revenge of the year. Ah!" Xiang Yu exerted his strength again, and wanted to kill Liu Bang.

"Overlord, please listen to the old saying, don't be angry. "Mai Dao Chang has always been detached from the world, but this time he spoke to Liu Bang and came to intercede.

"Okay, you fall me to death! You, you forget our friendship! You forget that I also saddle the horse for you!"

"Shut up!"

"Shut up, but my heart can't be closed! History cannot be changed, if I can go back, who likes to be the emperor, I would rather respect the virtuous brother!"

"Duplicity!"

"Whoever lies to you will not die a good death! You know, I died a miserable death, and I was tortured and tortured!"

"That's your retribution. ”

"That is, where can I compare to the virtuous brother, and wipe my neck with a knife. Alas, when I was sick, I often thought of you and hallucinated. ”

"Hmph, I must be urging my life!"

"No, seeing you encourage me to be brave, to be strong, to keep living. I promised my brother to live well, but when I reflected on this life, I still felt that it was more enjoyable to follow in my brother's footsteps, so I gave up drinking medicine for treatment. ”

"Hugh wants to lie to me, how could you invite me if you didn't ask me?"

"With this good thing, who I invite is not invited, and I am not thinking of the love between the two of us. Otherwise, I'll ask that bastard boy to do it, stupid, hehe, he must be more obedient than you. ”

Mai Xiaoji is a huge Khan, Liu Bang is full of running trains, and his credibility is extremely low, he doesn't look down on Yingdang at all, they are all famous, and Xiang Yuyang is famous.

Xiang Yu was silent, and Liu Bang said again: "Brother Xian, the times are different, there are not many fights and killings, I feel sorry for you and you have a bad breath in your heart, and it is uncomfortable not to come out." As the saying goes, the stadium is like a battlefield, and it can still create life. ”

"Hmph, shopping malls are also like battlefields, and I can also help Xiao Ji to rise to the top!"

"Isn't there a sister Yu Ji in the mall to help take care of it, you have to change your line of work, or there is no freshness. ”

Yu Ji is weakness, Xiang Yu was silent for a long time, and threw Liu Bang out, but he didn't exert too much strength, Liu Bang turned over with a carp, landed on the ground steadily, and breathed a long sigh of relief.

That's not right!

Yu Ji's matter in modern times, Mai Xiaoji was sure that he hadn't told anyone, where did Liu Bang know about the situation, and at this moment, seeing that the contradiction had been resolved, Mai Dao went upstairs with his beard on his beard.

Mai Xiaoji's teeth itched, this matter could not be concealed from Mai Dao, and the name of Yu Juan's son implied Xiang Yu, most of the news was leaked to Liu Bang.

What's more, in the end, Xiang Yu was persuaded to come to modern times, and Liu Bang may have moved out of Yu Ji!

Can it be a little meaner?

Really can!

At this time, Liu Bang had already pulled Xiang Yu to sit down, although he was disgusted, he was still cheeky and sat beside him with a smiling face. Xiang Yu was annoyed when he saw him, and he said that he was thirsty and went to the side to breathe heavily.

"Brother Liu, it was really hanging just now!" Mai Xiaoji wiped his cold sweat and whispered.

"Hehe, this woman's kindness is difficult to achieve great things, I don't expect him to dare to fall on me. Liu Bang was triumphant.

"What if I fall?"

"Reborn again!"

While talking, Xiang Yu walked in again, Liu Bang changed his face in seconds, turned his head to tell a story to Mai Xiaoji with a crying voice, and pretended not to see him come in, "Xiaoji, when my father and wife were captured, I was anxious, but when I saw that it was Brother Xiang Xian who was holding them, this heart was in my stomach. The virtuous brother is benevolent and righteous, and he will not embarrass them, and this is also the case. ”

Liu Bang said that he was moved, and he was about to cry the next moment, but Mai Xiaoji was stunned, was he in the wrong business, an actor who was delayed by football!

Xiang Yu was unmoved, and snorted: "Do you really want to let the two of you go? One is old and useless, I have to send someone to serve me if I keep it, and I am not my father, so I am unwilling." ”

"Hey, hey. ”

"The other person, a poisonous and jealous woman with a heart like a snake and scorpion, you have always been afraid of her, if I kill her, who will torture you in the future?"

"Ah, Brother Xian's trick is high, so a few years after you died, I also died, and it was this stinky woman who broke my life!"

Liu Bang, who is serious and nonsense, is very hateful, and Mai Xiaoji wants to punch him twice.

"Keep that poisonous woman, harm your beautiful concubine, poison your young children, and kill loyal ministers, hum, your reputation is not much better. Xiang Yu spurned.

"Killing people invisibly!Brother Xian, in fact, you still won, admire and admire!"

Liu Bang smiled and bowed, it was so annoying, Xiang Yu bit a mouthful of steel teeth, grabbed a pair of big iron tongs again, and scolded in his mouth: "It's okay with your family affairs, it's really hateful to let the woman kill the loyal ministers!"

Liu Bang hurriedly dodged and explained: "Brother Xian, listen to me! How can the girl's family have so much power, no matter how powerful she is, I can still ride on my head by her." Han Xin killed Brother Xian, and when I saw him, I was angry, so I simply let the Lu family do it and avenge you. ”

Well?

Xiang Yu was stunned for a moment, extremely disdainful, but Liu Bang was too thick-skinned to make holes with an electric drill, and comparing with him would really make him angry.

"In this case, I'll add a friend of the Lu clan and ask clearly!" Xiang Yu said.

"Come on, come on, that actually likes you!"

Oh, I'll go, Mai Xiaoji is about to lose listening, Xiang Yu can't cry or laugh, and said in disgust: "You can say such things." ”

She often compares me to me, saying that she doesn't look as good as you, her image and temperament are not as good as yours, and she is also interested in women. also said that I, not even a single point of your handsomeness. I could hear the callouse in my ears, and I couldn't refute it, alas, the little bit of self-esteem of the man has been consumed by this......"

Ahem, you can't continue any longer, otherwise it will make Mai Xiaoji suspect that Liu Bang's character is wrong. "Two brothers, since you're here, why don't you have a meal together, I'll have a treat, how about it?"

"It's no problem for me to have a treat, I remember that Brother Xian likes to eat the dog meat I made the most!" Liu Bang continued to sensationalize.

"Hmph, where do you know how to cook dog meat, it's just Fan Xu's craft. I've sworn to God that I won't eat dog meat again!"

"Oh, I really can't hide anything from my brother's eyes!