In the manor, the old mother of Li Shan, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Fuxian Bodhisattva and Manjushri Bodhisattva have gathered together.

Old Mother Li Shan squinted her eyes and saw the four Tang monks and apprentices who were slowly walking four or five miles away.

"This time I want to try the perseverance of the four Tang monks and apprentices, what do the three of them think?"

Old Mother Li Shan spoke slowly.

Guanyin Bodhisattva pondered slightly, and said with a smile: "It's better to be like this, the four of us will change into beautiful women, and see if they can move." If Tang Seng is tempted......"

"Yes, in that case, let's become a mother and daughter. Mother Li Shan also thinks this opinion is good.

"I'll come first. Fuxian Bodhisattva chuckled, performed the art of change, and turned into a beautiful girl of sixteen years old.

The old mother of Li Shan, Guanyin Bodhisattva, and Manjushri Bodhisattva also became beautiful women.

Among them, Li Shan's mother has the highest Taoism and the oldest seniority, becoming a half-aged in her forties.

"Knock knock—"

At this moment, there was a knock at the door.

When Li Shan's mother opened her eyes, she knew that Tang Seng had come to knock on the door.

"Mercy, go and open the door. ”

Manjushri, who had become the youngest girl, nodded, walked over and opened the door.

Guanyin, who is under the pseudonym of Love, held a small pink fist, and her innocent autumn eyes had a hint of banter.

"Our changing beauty looks like Sai Xi Shi Diao Chan, Golden Cicada, I see that you are not moved! Hmph, Wu Hook Double Sword who dares to deceive my apprentice, as well as my red gourd, I will definitely make you look good today. ”

"Bang!" Just as Manjushri was about to reach the door, the door made a muffled thud and flew out, smashing directly into Manjushri's face.

Manjushri: ......

MMP, who sneaked up on me!

Rao is Manjushri's cultivation is high, and in this case, he was caught off guard, and he was inevitably directly smashed in the face by the door.

"Eighteen palms of dragon descending!" There was a loud shout from outside the door, and then, I saw Tang Seng waving a Zen staff and stepping in.

"Apprentices, be careful, there may be demons here!"

Mother Lishan: ???

Guanyin Bodhisattva: ???

Fuxian Bodhisattva: ???

"Wait, we're ......" Guanyin was about to speak.

"Bold and demonic, I can see at a glance that you are not human!" Tang Seng shouted in a fierce voice.

"Wait, we're not youkai, we're ......"

"Are you ladyboys?" Tang Seng asked.

Guanyin: "......"

"Wangsheng Monk Mingjian, we are villagers here, and we are really not monsters. "Mother Li Shan's thinking is already like this, so she can just continue to act.

"You are the villagers of this place? You are a fool of my Tang monk? This is a hundred miles of mountains, and your family lives here? Dare to ask what Ning eats? Do you eat soil? This kind of low-level deception can only be believed by my second apprentice's pig, and he still wants to deceive me Tang someone!"

Tang Seng slammed the Zen staff to the ground, shaking the room, and he sneered with a confident smile on his face, "I, Tang Seng is so smart, how can I be deceived by you".

"When I came, Guanyin Bodhisattva told me that there are some spider demons and fox spirits on the way west, and they like to become beautiful women to deceive people, and then suck them dry and become adult scum, you must be changed by goblins!"

Zhu Bajie: "......"

What's it about feeling offended?

Mother Lishan: "......"

Fuxian Bodhisattva: "......"

Manjushri: "......"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "......"

God sucks the adult dry,

Fuck be a scumbag!

You're a leech when you're a goblin!

miscalculated, I didn't expect Jin Chanzi to be so vigilant......

I knew that I would have set up a bureau in a more populated place.

Guanyin felt a headache.

Both Manjushri and Fuxian looked at Guanyin with resentment.

It's all you!

Make the golden cicada so vigilant!

Old Mother Li Shan coughed slightly: "Holy Monk Mingjian, we are really not changed by monsters!"

At this time, Sun Wukong, who had tied up the white dragon horse, also walked in.

Guanyin Bodhisattva hurriedly said: "Little Master, we are really not monsters! ”

Sun Wukong glanced up, and then said: "Who is talking? Why can't I see people? My old grandson was blown in the eye by a yellow-haired mink rat in Huangfeng Mountain last time, and he hasn't recovered yet." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva: ......

Hehe!

Can you play a little more fake?

"If you want me to believe that you are mortals, I ask you a question, and if you can answer it, you are not a goblin!" Tang Seng paused his Zen staff and said.

"Holy monk, excuse me. "Old Mother Li Shan said.

"Okay, let me ask you, how many is 1+1=?" Tang Seng looked at Li Shan's old mother and said.

Old Mother Li Shan hesitated: "Equal to 2?"

"By the way, it's a human being. Tang Seng nodded, and then looked at Puxian Pusa: "What is a hundred times a hundred?"

Fuxian Bodhisattva said: "It is equal to 10,000." ”

Tang Seng said: "That's right, the next one, it's you, what is one thousand minus one hundred?"

Manjushri immediately said, "It's equal to nine hundred." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva saw Tang Seng looking at him, and a smile couldn't help but appear on his face, such a simple question, it seems that the IQ of the golden cicada has decreased a little after being reincarnated.

"Last question, what is 55665 multiplied by 5567, divided by 342, subtracted by 3455, and finally added 8989?"

The smile on Guanyin's face froze instantly......

mmp......

Are you targeting me?

"Okay, it seems that they are all mortals, if the goblins had done it earlier. Tang Seng said to himself.

"Yes, we are all mortals, Holy Monk Mingjian. Holy monk, go and sit inside. Guanyin Bodhisattva said busily.

When I got to the back room, I sat down.

Tang Seng took out the plaid cloth, spread it on the ground flatly, and then began to place today's goods on it.

The four of them, including Li Shan's mother, looked at each other, not knowing what Tang Seng wanted to do.

Finally, Guanyin Bodhisattva asked, "What does this mean by the holy monk?"

The corners of Tang Seng's mouth curled: "That's the case, the poor monk traveled west to learn scriptures and made a living by setting up stalls, don't you want to buy some things? ”

The half-aged who changed from Li Shan's mother immediately smiled and said: "It turns out that the holy monk makes a living by setting up stalls? ”

"Holy monk, our mother and daughter have made their home here, and the year before last, we were unfortunate and lost our husbands. Only the old man and his three daughters remained, and he was lonely and had no men. We have four mothers and daughters, and we want to sit on the mountain to recruit husbands. I see that the holy monk seems to be four masters and apprentices, just suitable for the four of us, it is better to join my family, my family has thousands of assets, thousands of acres of fertile land, and I will never treat you four masters and apprentices badly. ”

"Moreover, as long as you join my family, you don't have to work so hard to set up a stall. ”

After that, the love incarnated by Guanyin next to him also threw a wink at Tang Seng, and said coquettishly: "If the holy monk doesn't give up, our mother and daughter will be four...... Willing, willing to serve a husband. ”

Guanyin was originally a man and a woman, and the love and love at this time were even more glamorous, and the delicate words made Zhu Bajie next to him couldn't help but swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva.

Tang Seng: "......"

"Holy monk, as long as you agree to come down, send these ugly disciples away and join my house. The four of us mother and daughter are all yours, and these mansions and properties are also yours. Li Shan's mother smiled.

Monkey king:......

Pig:......

Sha Wujing: ......

I want to hit someone, what's going on?

Tang Seng raised his head and said with a look of disgust:

"Auntie, would you rather be worthy?"