In an adult supply store opposite J City No. 2 Middle School, a special customer came.

The boss is bald, with a big belly, and is watching the live broadcast with his mobile phone, when he suddenly finds a child throwing ten yuan on the counter.

And said with a normal look: "Boss, bring me a box of glass wire!"

The bald boss looked at it in surprise and asked with interest, "Who did you buy it for?"

Sun Mohan said casually: "Why are you asking so much, hurry up, use it urgently." ”

Although it's nothing to sell to this child, he must have bought it for the adults in the family anyway, but it seems a little unreasonable for such a big child to come to this kind of store to buy things, and he doesn't want to find a way to make a pit.

Besides, my business is very bad today.

"The elasticity of the glass filament is not good enough, or you buy this new version of the gangben, which is breathable, comfortable and elastic, and now it is only 28 yuan. The bald boss said with a thief's eyebrows.

There are always people who want to trap me!

Sun Mohan didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and said directly: "There is no need for such a good one, I originally came out to buy balloons, but the boss said that it was sold out, and I heard that this thing can be blown as a balloon, so I just bought some and blew it for fun." ”

The bald boss opened his mouth wide, and the whole person was a little petrified!

……

A few minutes later, Sun Mohan unknowingly reappeared in the tea restaurant, Li Minghui walked over and said a little angrily: "What did you just do, didn't you tell you not to run around?

Just found out that Sun Mohan was missing, Li Minghui was really anxious, if he lost it, he would be a big sin.

Sun Mohan said with a little grievance: "You are picking up girls, and I am not allowed to interfere, I can only watch, seeing that my stomach still hurts, so I went to the toilet." ”

Saying that, Sun Mohan suddenly hugged Li Minghui and said aggrievedly: "Brother Minghui, why don't you take me home now, I don't want to stay here." ”

Li Minghui paused for a moment, helped him to the sofa, and felt helpless in his heart, thinking that I pick up a girl, what are you sad about, if you have the ability, you can also go to the bubble, and now I am chatting with Ma Ling in full swing, and the fool just went home.

"Wait a minute, you stay honest, and you are not allowed to go out again. ”

After Li Minghui said this, he returned to his seat, chatting with Ma Ling so happily, the two ordered some snacks and fed each other dog food.

However, just as Li Minghui had just taken Ma Ling's mouth and fed a snack, he suddenly let out a fart involuntarily, it was very loud and unimportant, the important thing was that it was very smelly.

Ma Ling couldn't help but cover her nose and said, "It stinks!"

Li Minghui smiled awkwardly and said, "There seems to be something wrong with the food in the school cafeteria at noon, and it is estimated that I have a bad stomach." ”

Ma Ling stretched out her hand and scratched his nose and said, "You, be careful when eating, don't eat if you don't feel right, so be it, next time I have the opportunity to bring you the dishes cooked by my mother, it's fragrant." ”

Li Minghui was very moved: "Okay, Lingling, you are so good!"

Ma Ling just wanted to speak, Li Minghui farted again, it was still very loud and smelly, and the stinky Ma Ling was a little disgusted......

Li Minghui said embarrassed again: "I'm sorry!"

Ma Ling tried to hold her breath and said, "Your fart stinks." ”

Li Minghui just wanted to explain, but another stinky fart slipped out, and even he was surprised, why are there so many farts tonight, and each one stinks more than the other?

Ma Ling couldn't help it anymore, covered her nose and mouth and said, "You...... You should go to the bathroom and solve it before you come out. ”

Li Minghui felt very strange, although he kept farting, but he didn't feel like he wanted to be on the tuba, but in order to relieve the embarrassment, Li Minghui still went to the bathroom.

As soon as Li Minghui left, the area where Ma Ling stayed was finally not so smelly.

At this time, Sun Mohan came to Ma Ling's table again, Ma Ling looked at him suspiciously, and said: "Do you want to say bad things about your brother again?" I tell you that I won't be fooled by you, don't you want to break us up, we are true love." ”

Sun Mohan said with a nervous face: "Little sister, I don't want to break you up, I want you to get out of the sea of suffering." ”

Ma Ling's eyes widened and said, "What do you mean?"

Sun Mohan said: "Did you smell my brother's fart just now?"

It's really quite stinky, but Ma Ling said, "What does this mean?"

Sun Mohan said: "Let me tell you, my brother will fart when he comes out, and the smell is unbearable, it may make the entire tea restaurant stink." ”

Ma Ling was curious and shocked: "No, how is it possible?"

Sun Mohan said: "Really, my brother suffered from a strange disease when he was a child, called stinky fart disease, and his fart can stink a little mouse to death." ”

"And this strange disease?" Ma Ling wondered: "No, my friend is in the same class as him, and I haven't heard him say that Li Minghui has this strange disease?"

Sun Mohan sighed and said: "That's because the opportunity for my brother's strange disease to attack is not ordinary, my brother's strange disease is easy not to attack, but as long as he has physical contact with the girl he likes, his body will fart inexplicably, getting more and more smelly, and in the end, you will be desperate." ”

I have to say that this strange disease is really strange, Ma Ling didn't believe it: "You kid won't lie to me again, right?"

Sun Mohan snorted and said: "I don't believe you will see if I am right, and you have to be careful, you must not mention his strange disease to my brother, as soon as he mentions it, he will fart even more." ”

After saying this, Sun Mohan returned to his seat at the bar, Ma Ling looked blindfolded, and it didn't take long for Li Minghui to return to his seat.

The fart was paused for two minutes, and Ma Ling, with some curiosity, touched his hand when he tried to feed him, but Li Minghui really farted again.

That stinks, it's worse than before.

Ma Ling covered her mouth and nose, her face was a little angry, if it was really what his brother said, then Li Minghui was harming himself if he was associating with him.

Li Minghui's farts are faster than one another, and he is a little desperate.

"You...... What kind of strange disease do you have?" Ma Ling finally couldn't help but ask.

As a result, Li Minghui's fart began to stink, and the whole tea restaurant could smell it, and Li Minghui kept explaining: "I ...... I'm not sick, I don't know what's going on......"

The bar waiter covered his nose and kept fanning his fan, while the rest of the couples in the tea restaurant couldn't stay anymore and scolded: "If you are sick, go and take a look, disturb people to talk about love." ”

Although the child's words cannot be fully believed, the fart released by Li Minghui at this time is indeed too smelly, which simply makes Ma Ling have a new understanding of the concept of the word fart.

Ma Ling felt that he couldn't be with such a person, although his fart may be staged, but he couldn't stand it just once.

And if you let others know that you have found such a friend in the future, then you will lose all your face.

The next moment, Ma Ling hurriedly got up and said, "Li Minghui, I'm ...... I didn't feel like we were a good fit, so I'd better go first!"

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