Chapter 426: 24 Words of Mantra to Save Your Life (First Update)

Qin Luo's house on the 16th floor.

Qin Luo and Lu Yao were sitting on the sofa, the TV was on, and the program of Pearl Satellite TV was playing.

Wang Fen was busy preparing dinner in the kitchen alone.

Lu Yao saw that the opening advertisement had begun to be broadcast on TV, so she hurriedly stretched her neck and shouted to the kitchen, "Sister Fen, isn't it done yet? ”

Watching a show while having dinner, enjoying, living, petty bourgeoisie, and beauty.

"Right away. Wang Fen's voice came.

"Hurry up, I'm dying of hunger. Lu Yao touched her stomach and said aggrievedly.

Qin Luo sat next to her, turned his head to look at her when he heard the words, and pouted, "No...... Can't you go and help Sister Fen? Just let her work in the kitchen alone? If the two of them had prepared, they would have eaten it by now. ”

Lu Yao gave him a roll of his eyes, "Just talking about me, why don't you go to the kitchen to help? ”

"I'm a man. Qin Luo stiffened his neck and said, "A man's energy is focused on his career, not in the kitchen. ”

"That'...... I haven't seen you succeed in your career. Lu Yao said.

"Who said that?" Qin Luo was indignant, and pointed to the opening of "Happy Comedian" in the TV screen with his hand, "Na, this is my career." ”

"Many people on the Internet have predicted that the ratings of the second episode will be Waterloo, and your career may also go downhill. Lu Yao said bluntly.

The corners of Qin Luo's mouth twitched, and he lightly spit out a tone particle: Hehe.

"It's coming. At this time, Wang Fen came out of the kitchen with a plate, put the crispy fish fillet on the coffee table, and motioned to the two, "Try my craft, I haven't done it for a long time, and I don't know if it's unfamiliar." ”

Lu Yao's eyes lit up, and he subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and he didn't care about Qin Luo's mouth, so he reached out to get the chopsticks clip.

Qin Luo stretched out his hand and pressed her chopsticks, "Sister Fen worked so hard, she didn't thank you?"

Lu Yao glared at Qin Luo, then turned her head to Wang Fen with a sweet smile, "Thank you Sister Fen, I will taste it well, and eat it all by myself." ”

Wang Fen smiled kindly, "You can eat it if you like." ”

Qin Luo let go of the hand holding Lu Yao's chopsticks, and then he didn't take it back, he didn't use the chopsticks, he directly reached over, picked up a piece of fish fillet and stuffed it in his mouth, and when it was hot, he still whistled and screamed, but he refused to throw the fish fillet down.

Lu Yao was furious when she saw this, and snatched food from the old lady's tiger's mouth? Are you looking for death!

Immediately reached out and snatched the fish fillet in Qin Luo's hand, "You give it back to me!"

Qin Luo dodged her snatching, stretched out his right arm, and took the fish fillet far away, "Don't give it, this is not for you to eat alone." Strictly speaking, Sister Fen is my agent, and everything she makes should be for me, so don't rob it. ”

Lu Yao didn't care about it, he leaned forward, almost pounced on Qin Luo's chest, and reached for the fish fillet in his right hand, "You give it to me!"

Under such intimate contact between the two, it is inevitable that some parts of the body will be in close contact.

Especially Lu Yao's physical characteristics are still very ...... Big......

Throwing his upper body on Qin Luo's chest like this is equivalent to doing a free chest massage.

At first, Qin Luo was purely teasing Lu Yao and not giving her fish fillets, but after experiencing the "wonders" in person, his nature changed.

The true nature of a man.

Wang Fen saw that his plate of fish fillets triggered such a "big war" between the two, and he had no choice but to touch his head, "Don't grab it, there is still a kitchen there." ”

As he spoke, he went to the kitchen, and then came out and brought another plate, "Now, you two people have a plate." ”

Seeing this, Lu Yao immediately gave up snatching the piece of fish fillet in Qin Luo's right hand, but pounced on it and held both plates in his arms, "Hmph, it's all mine, no one is allowed to grab it." ”

Qin Luo and Wang Fen were also speechless about Lu Yao's foodie attributes.

At this time, the opening film on TV ended, and the second episode of "Happy Comedian" officially began.

The three of them immediately watched while eating.

At the same time, this scene is also being played out in many parts of the country.

A unit in a community in Shanghai.

"Wife, bring me a beer!"

"Why do you drink again?"

"The second episode of "Happy Comedian" has begun, and it's been a week of anticipation, celebrate. ”

"Really? I'll see it too. ”

The daughter-in-law immediately brought him three bottles of beer, two of which she wanted to drink herself.

An alley in Yanjing.

"Brother Sun, go back so early, play two more laps. ”

"Don't fight, you guys play, I'll go back and watch "Happy Comedian". ”

"Hey, do you still watch variety shows?"

"What do you know, "Happy Comedian" is different, it's so good-looking!"

"yes? I can't play with one of the three anyway, so I'll take a look. ”

A kebab shop in Yangcheng.

"Waiter. ”

"It's coming. ”

"Turn on the TV and watch Pearl TV's "Happy Comedian". ”

"Yes sir. ”

Other customers in the store were also "forced" to watch "Happy Comedian".

Countless viewers have already stayed in front of the TV at this time, watching Pearl Satellite TV without blinking, everyone wants to know whether the second issue of "Happy Comedian" can continue the miracle, and whether Qin Luo's ratings myth is a flash in the pan?

There are a few comments on the Internet that are still very right, now is the time to really test Qin Luo's level, and it is the time to really test whether "Happy Comedian" is excellent or not, whether it is a mule or a horse, just look at this second issue!

After the advertisement ended, the logo of "Happy Comedian" also came out!

In the first issue, there were a lot of things at the beginning, such as a title and the invitation VCR of six groups of comedians, many viewers thought that the second issue would also do the same, but to their surprise, the second issue of "Happy Comedian" skipped these contents directly, and Qin Luo appeared on the stage.

Of course, the most beautiful part can't be cut, after all, advertisers have spent a lot of money, and if you don't show a paragraph, people will ask you to pay back!!

As soon as Qin Luo appeared, he showed the 200-word advertising slogan: "20 million soft light dual cameras illuminate your beauty, welcome to watch the first large-scale first-line comedian competition program "Happy Comedian" in China exclusively titled and broadcast by VIXO, a leading smartphone brand that enjoys the ultimate and enjoys extraordinary......"

A string of advertising slogans is said like a cannon!

The audience's tidal wave of applause was also overwhelming!

The audience in front of the TV saw such a show again, and even many viewers prepared and timed it with their mobile phones.

"Damn, Qin Luo's mouth is fast again! I just pinched the watch, and this time the 200-word advertising slogan is 0.3 seconds faster than what was said in the first issue!

"Really?"

"I've counted it too!

"God-like people! God-like mouth!"

"Haha, I suddenly thought of one thing, if Qin Luo talks about his girlfriend, with his tongue speed, he can kiss his girlfriend's lips. ”

"Hahaha, it's very graphic. ”

"When you said that, I laughed unkindly. ”

At this time, a comment blinded everyone's eyes: "...... You only think about kissing ...... Mouth...... Is it?"

“……”

The whole world was silent.

Wow, I can't go on, I'll be locked up in a small black house by the Harmony Divine Beast!

Hurry up and use the 24-word mantra to save your life: prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, friendliness!