013, you actually dare to buy wine to drink? Do you want to find death?
"Of course I'll drink!"
Chen Honghao naturally answered the dog owner's question, but the other party did not understand.
However, Chen Honghao, the brown and yellow Chow Chow, insisted on standing in front of the beer and refused to leave, and the owner had to bring a bottle of beer.
The shopkeeper said to Chen Honghao: "A bottle of five yuan, you come to buy wine, will you settle the account?"
"Wang!" I will.
Chen Honghao barked and ran away.
The shopkeeper followed Chen Honghao's dog ass to see what it wanted to do.
Then the owner of the store saw Chen Honghao running to the cabinet at the door of the store that specializes in selling spicy duck necks, and shouted at him.
"Isn't it?" the shopkeeper laughed again, "Who told you that you have to drink beer and have to eat with alcohol?"
Chen Honghao did not respond to the other party this time.
It just lifted its paw and tapped a few times on the counter glass cover.
The shopkeeper instinctively said in the order of his dog's paws: "Duck neck?
Duck paws, sea vegetables and lotus roots, too?"
Fang Ying had already chased after her at this moment, and she saw all the actions of her Chow Chow dog buying wine and snacks.
Fang Ying was very angry and rushed over to knock Chen Honghao's dog head and scolded: "Okay, you dead dog!"
How dare you buy alcohol to drink? Do you want to die? I'll sue my grandmother when I go back!"
"Wang!"
Chen Honghao didn't bark at her angrily.
Fang Ying couldn't understand its dog language, but she could understand its dog eyes.
So Fang Ying couldn't help but knock Chen Honghao's dog head again and scolded again: "You still dare to quarrel with me?"
Do you believe it or not, I beat you? Believe it or not, I annoyed me and slaughtered you and stewed you?"
"Wang!" Chen Honghao barked at her again.
Then he turned his head to look up at the dog, and the owner raised his paw again and knocked on the glass cover of the counter.
With a funny and embarrassed expression, the shopkeeper pointed at Fang Ying and said, "Yingzi doesn't agree with you drinking now!"
"Wow!" Don't worry about that fat girl!
Chen Honghao was afraid that the shopkeeper would not understand his dog language, so he raised the dog's paw and knocked it again.
Fang Ying was angry when she saw this, and directly slapped Chen Honghao's dog ass twice and scolded directly: "Stinky dog!"
You're a dog, you're not human, you know?
You can't drink alcohol, you know, you can't eat spicy food, you know?"
"Wang!"
Chen Honghao has been hungry for several days.
I've never drunk a drop of beer for so long!
If you have money today, you can't drink, you will starve it to death, do you know?
The shopkeeper saw that Chen Honghao really wanted to buy beer with duck neck, and suddenly became curious.
The shopkeeper bent down and said to Chen Honghao: "Yingzi is a bit fierce, I am taking a big risk by selling your wine."
Why don't you invite me to drink and eat duck neck, and I'll sell it to you?"
Chen Honghao turned his head to think about it, and felt that Fang Ying must not agree with it to bring beer and duck neck home.
So Chen Honghao finally nodded his head and agreed.
The shopkeeper looked at Fang Ying in surprise and said, "Wow, Yingzi, your little lion is so smart!"
Last time, I heard that the little lion saved a child who fell into the pool in the next village, and I didn't believe it at the time, but now it seems to be true!"
Fang Ying said with a bitter face: "Uncle An, don't you really sell Little Lion Beer and duck neck."
It is a dog, and it can't drink alcohol or eat spicy food, which hurts the stomach. ”
"It's okay, it shouldn't be a problem once or twice. The shopkeeper retorted with a smile.
Then he really gave Chen Honghao a duck neck and duck paws on the spot, as well as kelp and lotus roots, which were all packed separately and weighed.
The shopkeeper said to Chen Honghao while he was busy: "Little lion, Uncle An will test you."
This duck neck is enough, seventeen dollars, you remember.
I'll look at this duck's paw, it's just twenty dollars.
There were also seven pieces of kelp, and eleven pieces of lotus root.
By the way, if you invite your uncle to drink, you have to buy at least two beers, one for five yuan, for a total of ten yuan. ”
The shopkeeper brought everything to the table.
Then he went back to the store and took a bunch of change and came to Chen Honghao.
The shopkeeper deliberately gave the wrong amount, and at the same time said, "You calculate it yourself, how much did it cost?"
Uncle has to find you how much balance? Is that right?"
Chen Honghao knew that he had spent a total of sixty-five yuan when he listened to the shopkeeper's reading, and he had to find thirty-five yuan.
But it's a dog now, and if you can calculate the accounts so accurately all at once, you won't be scared to death?
So Chen Honghao watched the shopkeeper put money in front of it while thinking.
Ten dollars a piece, that's too far away, right?
So Chen Honghao continued to stare at the money in the owner's hand with dog eyes.
Fang Ying was originally angry, but when she saw this scene, she couldn't help but be curious, so she sat down next to her Chow Chow.
The shopkeeper saw that Chen Honghao was still looking at the change in his hand, so he put another five-yuan one.
It's only fifteen yuan, and you want to pit it so much change, no!
Chen Honghao continued to stare at the pile of change in the other party's hand.
Seeing this, the shopkeeper put another one dollar.
It's afternoon break, although there aren't many people passing by.
But there were still a few people who saw it, so they curiously gathered around and waited for the final result.
Chen Honghao suddenly became a little flustered, thinking if he was acting too smart, or not?
But it's really unpleasant to lose so much money, is it easy to "make money"!
So after Chen Honghao hesitated, he still insisted on staring at the owner.
The shopkeeper was genuinely surprised: "Are you sure you didn't count?"
"Wang!" Chen Honghao shook the dog's head.
Thirty-five retrieved sixteen pieces, and the pit dogs were too much, right?
Seeing this, the shopkeeper couldn't help but look up and laugh at the onlookers: "Clever!
Hey, seriously, it's the first time I've seen such a smart dog in my life!"
The onlookers-by couldn't help but nod in agreement.
The shopkeeper put another ten yuan, and then asked Chen Honghao with a smile: "Is it enough now?"
Twenty-six yuan? Nine dollars? Forget it.
Chen Honghao thought about it and pressed the twenty-six pieces of loose money under the dog's paws.
The shopkeeper was immediately surprised: "Are you sure you counted? Are you sure you didn't count wrong?"
Chen Honghao didn't bother to look at him, only took the dog's paw to pick up the bag, and then pressed the twenty-six yuan that the other party recovered.
The shopkeeper squinted his eyes and thought about it, and then suddenly realized: "Do you want me to take the bag and help you carry the money?"
"Wang!" Chen Honghao immediately nodded the dog's head, and it was not good to bite home if the money was not packed in a bag.
The shopkeeper burst out laughing with the passers-by.
One by one, they kept praising Fang Ying for how well the dog was raised, so smart!
Although the amount of money is not logged, they think it is really rare for a big dog to be so smart.
But they didn't expect that they were actually fooled by Chen Honghao, and Chen Honghao deliberately found the wrong number.
When the shopkeeper was looking for a bag to fill Chen Honghao with loose money, he still took away one yuan and exchanged it for ten yuan.
He didn't want to pit the dog's money, he just wanted to tease the dog, and the final amount he gave was right.
Then the owner opened the beer bottle on the spot, and directly poured a bowl for Chen Honghao and put it in front of it.
Seeing this, Fang Ying immediately became anxious: "Uncle An, the little lion really can't drink!"
"Just drink it once, it's fine!" the owner laughed.