Chapter 13: Pull your pants
"Well, I'm really not interested in that thing, so you might as well eat it yourself!"
Yang Yu had already prepared, and shot out a few small stones hidden in his pocket in advance, and the stones hit the bodies of Wu Cheng's junior brothers at an extremely fast speed.
A few people only felt as if they were being targeted by mosquitoes, and they didn't feel anything, and continued to move forward.
didn't take two steps, these guys actually covered their buttocks one by one, their faces were extremely painful, as if they were enduring something.
"What are you doing, why don't you give it to me quickly?!" Wu Cheng couldn't help urging when he saw the constipated faces of the younger brothers.
But before he finished speaking, Yang Ji shot out another stone.
Subsequently, in the surprised eyes of the elite classmates, Wu Cheng also covered his buttocks, his face changed continuously, and he looked like he had seen a ghost.
"Quick... Get out of the way, I'm going to the toilet......"
Wu Cheng pushed the little brother away, and ran quickly towards the men's bathroom, feeling like the was about to pop out, and it was very uncomfortable.
"I'm going too!"
Several younger brothers quickly caught up with Wu Cheng and went straight to the bathroom, scrambling one by one, as if there was gold in the toilet.
Yang Ji just smiled at this.
The mental formula of "Xingchen Jue" is very familiar with the acupuncture points of the human body, and he just threw the stones not to repel a few people in Wucheng with those small stones, but to hit the opponent's acupoints.
It is estimated that these people will not stay in the toilet for an hour, and it is impossible to come out.
With Yang Ji's current strength, it would be too easy to kill them, but he didn't do that, in his opinion, these people are just a group of ignorant children, just teach each other a lesson.
Yang Yu turned to look at Ma Chunqiu, who was smashed out by him.
"Wu Shao, wait for me, I... I'm going too!" Ma Chunqiu saw Yang Yu looking at him, he was almost scared, turned around and ran, and chased after Wu Cheng.
"The poop is so delicious? one by one, they actually rushed to eat, one of the four tyrants of Jiangcheng Middle School, and it really deserves its name. A playful smile hung on the corner of Yang Ji's mouth.
Hearing Yang Ji's words, the classmates in the elite class looked extremely strange.
"What just happened?"
"I don't know! Could it be that Wu Shaozhen ran to the toilet to dig up feces and eat as this newcomer said?"
"You ***, don't talk nonsense, be careful that trouble comes out of your mouth......"
"I think the group ate the wrong thing!"
"Well, I think this reason is more reasonable, I guess it is because ......I have a bad stomach," the students said.
Only Lin Jiejing knew that it was definitely not a bad stomach.
Wu Cheng They eat the same as her, if they really eat bad stomachs, how can everyone else have an accident and be fine?
Lin Jiejing was also very puzzled at this moment, Wu Cheng and his junior brother had planned to deal with Yang Ji before, but how could they all be ...... in a blink of an eye
Although he thought so in his heart, Lin Jiejing didn't think it was Yang Ji's hand.
She had never heard of anyone who could make more than a dozen people say that they would have diarrhea, and this was not writing a novel......
Yang Wei glanced at Lin Jiejing coldly, then withdrew his gaze, turned around and left the classroom.
Having said that, Huo Dye felt that Yang Ji was very hateful, but thinking that Yang Ji might be bullied by a few people in Wu Cheng, he couldn't bear it, and was thinking about whether to go back and have a look, when he saw Yang Ji humming a little song out of the corner of his eye, and walked towards this side with a good look, he couldn't help but be slightly stunned, and said curiously: "What about a group of people in Wu Cheng?"
"Well, I don't know, they said they wanted to eat poop, and they rushed to the toilet one by one, and I was still wondering, do you think these guys will eat poop and eat their brains? That thing is still rushing to eat!" Yang Yu saw Huo Dye's question, and immediately stopped, and said in a whisper.
"You're disgusting!"
Huo Ran obviously didn't believe Yang Ji's words, and rolled his eyes at the other party.
Yang Yu shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and immediately seemed to think of something, and pulled the little hand that was dyed by fire.
Huo Ran didn't expect Yang Ji to suddenly make a move to himself, he was slightly stunned, and wanted to pull his hand out of Yang Ji's hand, but he couldn't pull it out. This was at school, which made Huo Ran's face extremely blushing, and he was worried about being seen by others, so he had to glance at Yang Ji and stammered: "You... What do you want?"
"Ah, I didn't think about it! I just wanted to ask you, you just promised to invite me to dinner, is this still a good thing?" Yang Yu showed a trademark honest smile and said weakly.
"Huh?" Huo Ran didn't expect Yang Yu to remember this, and when he looked at the other party's eyes, he couldn't help crying and laughing.
"You let go first, I'll just invite you to dinner!" Huo Ran was helpless, so he had to slow down his tone and whisper.
Hearing that Huo Ran promised to invite him to dinner, Yang Yu hurriedly let go of his hand happily and followed behind the other party expectantly.
Huo Ran looked at Yang Ji's appearance and was speechless for a while.
The two didn't leave school, but simply asked for two boxed lunches in the cafeteria.
Before Huo Ran could move his chopsticks, he saw Yang Ji sweeping away his boxed lunch, and he was dumbfounded, looking at Yang Ji like a monster, "You won't be a starving ghost reincarnated, right?"
"Ugh. Yang Yu was stared at by the fire stained gaze very uncomfortably, scratched his head in embarrassment, and said, "That, I'm sorry, I'm so hungry, I can't help ......."
Huo Ran was speechless and wanted to eat, but there was such a big living person as Yang Ji sitting next to her, she couldn't eat anything, so she immediately had to push the meal to Yang Ji's side, "I'll lose weight, I'll give it to you!"
"Oh?!"
Yang Wei looked up at Huo Ran, although Huo Ran didn't look good, but his figure was very good, and he didn't need to lose weight at all.
However, since the other party said so, Yang Yu did not live up to the "good intentions" of the fire dye, took the lunch box, and became a storm again.
Yang Wei is indeed hungry, since he returned to Huaxia yesterday, he has not eaten a decent meal, and there are a lot of troubles......
First sent a few thugs for Su Xue'er, and early this morning, Su Xue'er's little girl didn't let herself eat a breakfast, and after arriving at school, she and Wu Cheng and a few of their little gangsters......
While Yang Ji was immersed in eating, a woman walked over quickly.
Yang Yu glanced at the other party, the woman's appearance was very ordinary, and she had dyed her colorful hair, dressed like a little sister, so she didn't continue to pay attention to it immediately, and buried her head in eating.
In Yang Ji's opinion at this moment, except for beautiful women, there is nothing more delicious than this lunch box.
"Sister Fire. The little lady looked at the fire dye and exclaimed respectfully.
"Well, what's wrong?" Fire Dye nodded, looked at the other party curiously, and asked.
"Sister Huo, I have something to tell you, about the ...... of Wucheng in your class" The little sister glanced at Yang Ji beside Huo Dye, and was surprised.
It was the first time she had seen their high-minded Sister Fire eating with a man.
"Uh, it's okay, let's talk about it here!" Huo Ran knew that Yang Yu had a holiday with Wu Cheng, so he immediately nodded and motioned for the little sister to continue.
"Okay. Seeing that Huo Ran said this, the little sister didn't continue to hide it, glanced at Yang Ji, and then continued: "Our people just got the news, that Wu Cheng pulled his pants at noon today......
"Pull your pants?"
Huo Dye was stunned, and didn't understand what the little sister meant.
"Well, I also heard from others, Wu Cheng seems to have eaten something bad, and he ran to the toilet in a hurry after class, but before he got to the toilet, he pulled it out......" The little sister said this, blushing a little.
Huo Ran was speechless for a while, and said in his heart What is this Wu Cheng doing? It's the third year of high school, and he still pulls his pants?
"You can't be mistaken, can you?"
Fire Dye really didn't believe it.
"There shouldn't be anything wrong with that. The little sister shook her head and continued: "One of our sisters happened to be passing by and found it. There were others who found out at the time...... However, Wu Cheng quickly had everyone else warned, telling them not to tell the matter, otherwise they would be cut. ”
Hearing the words of the little sister, Huo Ran suddenly realized, this is indeed like Wu Cheng's style of doing things, and with Wu Cheng's ruthless methods, no one really dares to leak the news.
"Hiccup. ”
Yang Ji burped.
Huo Ran and the little sister were speechless for a while, Huo Ran felt that if he was eating, others would say this in his ear, he would definitely not be able to eat it, and this Yang Jie's psychological quality was too awesome, right? !
"Sister Huo, I'm just here to tell you about this, I'll leave first, don't bother you!" The little sister's eyes rolled around, she glanced at Yang Ji, and then looked at Huo Zhan, and then left quickly.
That little sister doesn't want to be a light bulb here.
Since she followed Fire Dye, it was the first time she saw Fire Dye eating with a boy, and she should feel that the relationship between the two was not ordinary......
Huo Dye was quite helpless, but she couldn't pull the little sister back and tell the other party that she and Yang Ji were innocent, right?
Isn't that three hundred taels of silver in this place?
Thinking of this, Fire Dye had no choice but to remain silent.
Yang Wei also finished eating at this time, wiped the greasy at the corners of his mouth, and felt very enjoyable, "Thank you for inviting me to dinner." ”
"Uh, you're welcome. Seeing that Yang Yu was so polite, Huo Ran was a little unaccustomed to it, and immediately thought of a question, and asked tentatively: "Wu Cheng won't be the ghost you did when he pulls his pants, right?"
The reason why Huo Dye said this was because Wu Cheng obviously wanted to trouble Yang Ji at noon, but Yang Ji didn't have anything to do, and the other party was incontinent first......
When Yang Jian heard this, he couldn't help but secretly praise the cleverness of Shenghuozhi in his heart, and said that he had a big chest and no brain, it seems that he can't believe all this, Su Xueer belongs to the type of person who has a big chest and no brain, but this fire stained his chest is not small, but his brain is still very bright...... And invited himself to dinner, Yang Yu looked at the other party more and more pleasing to the eyes, but the big red hair on the other party and the thick rouge powder on his face really made him not interested in the slightest.
Seeing that Yang Yu didn't speak, Huo Ran couldn't help but be stunned, and said in surprise: "It can't really be that you did it, right?"
"Uh, how can I have that ability? Do you think I'm a god, whoever you want to have diarrhea will have diarrhea? I want to be so powerful, and I can still be like this?!"
Yang Wei knew the truth that people only spoke three points, although he had a good impression of fire dyeing, but the point method he used at that time was the move of "Xingchen Jue". If "Xingchen Jue" is exposed, it is estimated that it will cause a lot of trouble, so I have to pretend to be crazy and stupid.
Huo Ran was stunned, but she just said casually, indeed, how can someone make anyone have diarrhea, and whoever has diarrhea?
If there were, wouldn't the world be chaotic?
Because there was still class in the afternoon, the two of them finished eating and hurried back to the classroom.
As soon as the two of them sat down, a teacher walked in.
Yang Wei paid attention, Wu Cheng and Ma Chunqiu didn't come to class, and even Lin Jiejing didn't come.
But it's also relieved to think about it, Wu Cheng has jumped out of the, how can he have the face to come back to class? If he is the other party, he can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get in......
At this moment, on the school playground, a group of people in Wu Cheng were gathering together, and they didn't know what they were plotting.
Wu Cheng has changed into a new set of clothes, which also shows that the news that the little sister got is right, and the other party did jump on her pants.
Lin Jiejing was held in Wu Cheng's arms, and her face was a little ugly.
Although Wu Cheng had blocked the matter of him pulling his pants, no one in the school knew about it.
But Lin Jiejing, as Wu Cheng's girlfriend, still knows something about it, and it feels extremely disgusting to be hugged by the other party like this at the moment.
"Wu Shao, is this the end of this matter? I have never suffered such a big loss!" Ma Chunqiu was unwilling.