Chapter 50: A Strange Style
At the moment when it knocked open the door of Tang Xi's bedroom, the three of us who saw the scenery inside were instantly stunned, the world is too colorful, fortunately I didn't get a marriage certificate with Tang Xi, otherwise it would be too late to return the goods!
Guess what I saw? I would scare you to death if I said it! I saw a man, a man wearing only a pair of pants, and this man was even better looking than a woman. It's the top DJ of K Bar, a man who can't tell the difference between gender preferences - Tang Jun! Why do you say this person is in Tang Xi's bedroom in broad daylight, and he is so casually wearing only a pair of underwear.
After being watched by the three of us and a dog, Tang Jun was stunned at first, then screamed and slammed the door shut, leaving the three of us looking at each other.
I squatted on the ground and guarded the door, and began to call Tang Xi, as soon as the phone was connected, I couldn't help but start roaring: "Who is that man in your room? I'll give you fifteen minutes to show up for me immediately, otherwise I won't appear again in my life!"
Tang Xi didn't seem to understand what I said, so he asked something and was cut off by me. Gu Yan glanced at my face cautiously, and said softly: "Don't be in a hurry to hang up the phone, he needs to be calm when he drives back, what if something happens." ”
Mu Tianyun suddenly glared at her with courage, and comforted me: "Don't think about it, Tang Xi is not that kind of person!"
The statement that there is no silver three hundred taels here will only make me more disgusted, I glared at him angrily, and said unhappily: "It doesn't matter who he is, the important thing is that I am very unhappy now!"
Mu Tianyun looked at me with sad eyes, and sighed for a long time: "Sister, you're finished, you're in love with Tang Xi, I've finished my appraisal!"
Gu Yan said to Mu Tianyun speechlessly: "You just found out that you are really dull enough." ”
I'm speechless, what do you want to do with this singing and harmony?!" You two are so boring, if Tang Xi dares not to come back after fifteen minutes, I will walk out of his life and never set foot in this life again. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the door was suddenly opened from the inside, Tang Jun was neatly dressed and leaned on the door frame with a cigarette in his mouth, looking at me with a smile and chuckling evilly: "Does it matter if you talk, Mu Tianxue?!If he can't come back within fifteen minutes, you will walk out of his life, can you do it?"
I'm used to being provoked, so I glanced at him expressionlessly and said disdainfully, "What qualifications do you have to speak? Shut up, slut." ”
Tang Jun laughed when he was scolded by me, and said: "You don't even know who I am and what my identity is, so you call me a slut?! For the future brother-in-law, this is how you are a sister-in-law, are you afraid that I will not admit it?"
"Uncle?" Gu Yan and I shouted in unison, and then my great brother Mu Tianyun had already covered his face with his hands, and he couldn't bear to face me.
"You already knew?!" I asked my brother, he is really my brother, and I am not afraid of being punished by God for playing like this!
Mu Tianyun nodded, met Gu Yan's angry gaze, and said aggrievedly: "You didn't ask me again, I thought you all knew!"
Now it's not just Gu Yan who wants to strangle him, but I also have the mood to strangle him. Tang Jun approached Mu Tianyun with a smile, hooked his shoulders to him familiarly, and said with a smile: "Brother Yun has caught a girlfriend, when are you going to invite your brother to drink wedding wine?"
Mu Tianyun said with a bitter face: "If you talk nonsense again, it is estimated that my brother will sing a single love song." ”
Tang Jun immediately put away the immodest hippie smile, and said with a straight face: "Don't be surprised by the two sisters-in-law, I open a bar, and I'm used to hippie smiles." Nowadays, little girls like this kind of tune, and I just use the topic to make more money. ”
So, when Tang Xi rushed back in a hurry, what he saw was the scene of four people sitting on the sofa and playing poker happily.
He was obviously stunned when he saw Tang Jun, and after being stunned, he hurriedly ran to my side, and said very doggedly: "Wife, I'm back, thirteen minutes!"
I smiled, and when I met him with a slightly worried look I admitted I was unkindly smiling. I glanced at him, showed him the cards in my hand and smiled: "I have good luck today, and I will win money to buy you underwear to wear." ”
"Erotic panties, could it be that my sister-in-law wants to buy a thong for my brother? I think the leopard print ones are sexier, and the big red ones are fine. ”
"Shut up, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person!" Tang Xi yelled at Tang Jun in a bad temper, and then asked him: "Why are you here with me? And what you are wearing is my clothes!"
Tang Jun said with a hippie smile: "We are about the same figure, borrow your clothes to wear, and return them to you next time." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, I don't want it until you've used it, give me cash to compensate me for a new one. Tang Xi ignored his proposal and coldly asked him to give money.
Tang Jun turned to me and said, "Sister-in-law, you see, my brother is doing this business, and he is also ruthless to his relatives!"
Tang Xicai ignored Tang Jun's whiskers and mouths, pinched his ears mercilessly, and said coldly while dragging: "I don't know if your sister-in-law is allergic to homosexuality, and dare to wear my clothes to shake around my house, if it weren't for the fact that you are my own brother, I would definitely call the police!"
Until this moment, Gu Yan didn't believe that the man in front of him was really Tang Xi's younger brother, glanced at Tang Xi and glared at Tang Jun angrily, and waved his big hand to the two of them: "You two stand side by side, let's take a good look at it." ”
I also agreed to Gu Yan's proposal and asked Tang Xi to quickly stand over, but Tang Xi didn't care about standing side by side with Tang Jun's collar. Looking at it so closely, the two brothers Tang Xi and Tang Jun are really a bit similar, that is, the outline of the facial features is also like a mold carved out. It's a pity that the temperaments of the two people are too different, so at first glance, it won't make people think that the two of them are brothers.
"How about sister-in-law, do I look like my brother? Am I much better looking than my brother?" Tang Jun asked me with a serious hippie smile.
I was stunned, not knowing what to answer. Gu Yan glanced at Tang Jun angrily, and said unhappily: "Did you know that Mu Tianxue was your sister-in-law from the beginning?"
Tang Jun nodded, hooked Tang Xi's shoulder with a smile, and said with a smile: "Brother, you have a good vision." ”
Tang Xi glared at him with disdain, Tang Jun obediently withdrew his claws and stood by his side honestly. Gu Yan said unhappily: "You actually know who she is, so you proposed to her before, don't you think it's messy enough to eat enough?"
Hearing Gu Yan say this, I remembered that this dead boy had molested me twice before, and I was about to forget these things for me! Tang Xi heard Gu Yan say this, his face immediately changed, he grabbed Tang Jun's ear, and shouted in a loud voice: "What's the matter? Even my wife dare to tease, you don't want to live, this is?"
"Tap, tap, it's going to drop!