Probably only Twinkle didn't know what was going on, even Van Gogh knew, not to mention Loyang, he just didn't want to admit it.

It's definitely not cyberpunk, but it's a bit like the early "automaton", the pooping duck.

Aristotle's definition of living things, i.e., things that can move at will. Now Twinkle is like an automatic machine, eating, pooping, crying, moving. But he is not an inanimate automatic machine as Aristotle described, but a living man.

The sofa is finished, and Luo Yang really wants to curse. Fortunately, Ouyang Xiaofeng reminded that newborns are different from adults, and they will have more bowel movements every day.

At 0~4 months, it is possible for newborns fed by mothers 6~7 times a day, or even 10 times. Thinking of this, Luo Yang understood why sixty diapers were considered less in a bag, and why mothers had to buy them one by one.

Even if the urine is wet, the diaper can be quickly absorbed without changing, but don't you change the diaper when these yellow and crab roe things are dirty?

I guess there are not many parents like this in the world.

After the age of the month increases, 3~5 times a day, there is no odor, there may be a sweet and sour smell, and the color is golden yellow, yellow, brown. Newborns have loose, mushy or watery stools, and may have mucus or milk flaps. After 2~3 months, the baby's stool will slowly become softer and thicker, and it will not be dry and hard.

If it is a cub this kind of artificially fed newborn 2~3 times a day, basically 1~3 days 1 time is normal, no obvious odor, light yellow, if the milk powder eaten is high in iron, it may be green. The stool is drier than that of a breastfed baby, harder, more basically formed, and in strips. But it is still relatively soft compared to adults.

Ouyang Xiaofeng deliberately asked Luo Yang to write down the shape and color of the baby's stool, as well as the number of times the normal baby has a bowel movement every day.

So, Luo Yang thought to himself, I'll be a poop researcher in the future.

Thinking of this, he smiled wryly and lifted the cub's legs, grabbed both feet with one hand, and the wet slimy golden shiny thing stuck to the sofa and near the cub's thighs.

It's exactly the same as the king crab crab cap just now.

Luo Yang remembers that his grandmother liked to eat crabs, especially hairy crabs that the locals of the magic capital liked to eat. Grandma likes female crabs, orange crab roe is the same as salted egg yolk, crab roe is unique to female crabs, the main components are protein, phospholipids, oil, cholesterol, and because the crab itself is cold, so it also has the effect of clearing heat and detoxifying, nourishing yin and brightening the purpose. Nutritious and delicate.

The ones that are assigned to Luo Yang's hands are generally male crabs, and when you peel off the shell of the male crab, you can see that there is a white and sticky thing in the crab shell, which is crab paste (crab oil). When cooked, the crab paste becomes translucent. The more crab paste, the stronger the male crab.

The cub's poop is the same as the crab paste that is not too strong, and there are really some small white granular things mixed in the golden yellow in it, maybe it is the milk petal that Ouyang Xiaofeng said. Luo Yang stared at it for a while, and gradually didn't feel anything unbearable.

Because it really doesn't stink, it's just a sour smell.

First wipe the cub with the wet paper towel that Ouyang Xiaofeng suggested he buy, and then put the cub on the bed where the new sheets were just laid, Luo Yang went to the pool and found the paper bag with baby honey printed on it, there should be a diaper.

At this time, prayer should be used, and if there is no diaper, everyone should not sleep that night.

Luckily, there were two diapers left.

Let's help the cub put it on first.

Following Ouyang Xiaofeng's example, grabbing the cub's feet with one hand, and stuffing the diaper into the cub's waist with the other hand, Ouyang Xiaofeng said that this trial pack was originally for boys, and it was super easy to use.

It should be very easy to wear, and the little cub is not noisy after pulling, and he thinks he is playing with him when Luo Yang grabs his feet.

When it was time to glue the tape on both sides, Luo Yang encountered a problem that Wei Yi thought about, although it could be pasted, it obviously strangled the cub uncomfortable, and there was no way to leave a finger gap between the diaper and the body as Ouyang Xiaofeng said.

If it is too tight, there will be strangulation marks on the baby's body, and it will be uncomfortable.

But how can it be too small?

Luo Yang looked at Twinkle, Twinkle Water Bright eyes also looked at him, the eyes of the two really have a father and son portrait, both are brighter and brighter at night, Luo Yang is inspired to write novels because of the evening, and it has become a habit to have the spirit after ten o'clock, write from ten o'clock to twelve o'clock and then go to bed.

But Twinkle is different, his eyes are still dull during the day, but now they are very bright.

Two pairs of bright eyes stared at each other, wide-eyed.

Flashing suddenly "hehe" smiled at Luo Yanghuan. It's like saying, "Don't look at me, I don't know, how do I know." ”

Luo Yang thought that Brenda had made diapers all over the place just now, as if the excuse was that they were too small to wear.

When I hugged the cub just now, I also seemed to have the illusion of growing up and getting longer, could it really be that the cub grew up?

For a normal child, such a sudden growth is absolutely impossible. But for an alien creature, this rapid growth is not a big deal, Brenda is right, what Wang thinks is only known to Wang himself.

But what can such a big cub know?

If he really knew, he was deliberately pooping without a diaper, deliberately wetting the sheets and soiling the sofa.

Thinking of this, Luo Yang grabbed his shining hand, his five little fingers opened instantly, his mouth turned into a strawberry-shaped circle, and his eyes looked at Luo Yang innocently, as if he didn't understand what he had done wrong.

"Huh?" If you use an anime to dub it, it probably will be such a line.

Luo Yang was still a little angry, always feeling that he was being played with by an alien creature, and besides, this was just the beginning, it was only the first day.

"Twinkle let me tell you, if you don't behave, I'll beat you, I don't care if you're a king. ”

The small mouth tightened tighter, and the five fingers tried to bend, but Luo Yang grabbed them again, and pinched them one after the other.

Finally, he tapped the little cub's nose lightly, and the little cub laughed loudly, looking so cute, even Luo Yang, a boy, couldn't stand such a cute little face and happy look.

Looking at a child will make people feel happy, this is what his grandmother often said, so he never complained that Luo Yang was naughty and mischievous when he was a child.

Now, Luo Yang really understands the meaning of this sentence, the little cub is indeed very annoying, but soon you will forget all those troubles, as long as he smiles at you, you will forget about any troubles.