At 7:40 in the morning, in the third class classroom, Sun Mohan fell asleep on the table, and last night he accompanied the hot-blooded mother to recite ancient poems until the early hours of the morning.

For Sun Mohan, who is only five years old, staying up late really can't afford to hurt.

As for the homework assigned by the teacher, it only took more than ten minutes for Sun Mohan to complete it after he came to the classroom, and it was still ghostwritten by Song Jiajun, a dog-legged man.

"Big brother, why didn't you bring the little squirrel, I brought ten buns in the morning, half of them for it. After Qian Xiaoming finished copying his homework, he took out a big bag of meat buns from his schoolbag.

Sun Mohan said wistfully: "Now is not the time to bring it out, let's talk about it later." ”

"Oh, then I'll eat these buns myself. Qian Xiaoming began to gobble up, a mouthful of buns and a mouthful of tap water, and the one he ate was called a fragrant one.

"Big brother, your mother didn't beat you last night, right?" asked Song Jiajun in a low voice.

Sun Mohan shook his head, I really regret writing that poetic leave note, it is better to be beaten a few times, not to mention reciting ancient poems every night when I go back in the future, and I have to go to interest classes even on weekends.

Five-year-old life, why is it so bumpy!

"Big brother, you're so lucky, unlike me, when you go home, it's another violent beating, to tell you the truth, my butt is swollen! By the way, did your father come home and beat you?" Song Jiajun asked sadly.

Qian Xiaoming said with a smile: "Originally, I wanted to beat me, but then a young lady dressed up asked my dad out for supper, and I didn't know when my dad would come back, so I successfully escaped." ”

Song Jiajun held his chin and said, "I won't be able to dig the bird's nest anymore, my mother will come to pick me up from school from today, hey, it's painful." ”

Qian Xiaoming successfully finished eating five steamed buns, took a sip of tap water, burped suddenly, and then sighed: "Although my dad didn't have time to pick me up, he also warned me, school will be out at four o'clock, and if you don't get home at five o'clock, you will bear the consequences." ”

"Hey, what's wrong with you, big brother, you haven't been beaten, why do you seem to be more sad than the two of us?" Song Jiajun said suddenly.

Sun Mohan can't say the bitterness in his heart, compared to the situation of these two dogs, he is the most painful one, but Sun Mohan doesn't bother to complain to them, can the two older children comfort their injured little hearts.

There are only a few minutes left before class, and Qian Xiaoming reminded: "Big brother, you haven't sold cute today." ”

Sun Mohan told Qian Xiaoming before that he had to remind him every morning when he came, because sometimes he would forget.

"Sell a fart, it's too bad today, let's talk about it later. ”

The morning class was very boring, Sun Mohan was basically sleeping, Qian Xiaoming had been helping to cover up, and even he fell asleep while fighting.

Then it was Song Jiajun's turn to cover, and while he was fighting, Song Jiajun also fell asleep.

As a result, the three of them were finally sent outside the classroom by the English teacher to stand outside.

The English teacher is a powerful woman, she is not used to being a little prodigy, in her words, no matter how good you are, as long as you sleep in my class, it is disrespectful to me, since you are disrespectful, then you don't have to listen to my class.

"Phew, menopausal old woman!" Song Jiajun looked back at the English teacher who was struggling to write on the blackboard, and said dissatisfied.

Qian Xiaoming asked, "What is menopause?"

Song Jiajun scratched his head and said: "I don't know the specifics, anyway, when my father and my mother quarreled, my father often said this about her, probably just unreasonable." ”

Sun Mohan didn't interject, he was still sleepy, even if he was standing, he still couldn't resist the surging sleepiness.

"Big brother is asleep again?"

"Yes, big brother is so powerful, he can fall asleep while standing!"

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At noon, Sun Mohan can be regarded as recovering his vitality, because of yesterday's up-and-coming, Sun Mohan was known by many senior students for a while, when eating in the cafeteria, Sun Mohan successfully took advantage of the heat, sold a wave of cute, and gained one or two thousand selling cute goodwill points.

Sun Mohan checked the current favorability value in the income, it is almost more than 30,000, there are still more than 20 days before his loan, and he has saved enough 50,000 favorability points, so he must repay this debt first.

During the meal, the chef who was holding a plastic box yesterday brought a plate of leather shrimp to Sun Mohan, saying that he was grateful to Sun Mohan for his kindness yesterday, Sun Mohan was a little puzzled, and he faintly felt that the identity of this chef master was questionable.

I didn't eat a few of this large plate of prawns, I gave it all to the two dogs, and I just returned to the class after eating, I wanted to continue to take a nap, but I didn't want Mr. Wu to hurriedly run over and pull Sun Mohan to the office.

"Teacher, is there something wrong with the paper I handed in in the morning?" asked Sun Mohan as he followed behind Teacher Wu.

Teacher Wu said: "Yes, it is perfect. ”

Sun Mohan stopped and said, "Then since there is nothing wrong, I will go back to sleep, I didn't sleep well last night, and I have been sleepy." ”

Teacher Wu called him and whispered, "I didn't ask you to go to the office to explain the exercises to you, what are you hiding?" ”

Sun Mohan took a closer look at Teacher Wu's eyes, shook his head and said, "Teacher Wu, your eyes are talking about me now, it's definitely not a good thing." ”

"Hey, you kid. Teacher Wu had no choice but to say frankly: "That's the case, Ms. Xu Jiaojiao, a fifth-grade teacher, accidentally saw the test paper you answered in my office today, and she was quite shocked at the time, and then she took the same test paper to one of the best math students in their class to do it again, and the result was a wrong question." ”

"And this student is also the winner of the last Xueersi Cup Mathematics Olympiad Grand Prix, Teacher Xu Jiaojiao's face is a little unbearable, after all, you are only a first-year student, and later I told her that you are only five years old, Teacher Xu Jiaojiao was even more shocked, I have to see you and test you in person. ”

I'm afraid that Teacher Xu Jiaojiao is intentional, although Sun Mohan has only been in school for a few days, but he has also heard about Teacher Wu and Teacher Xu Jiaojiao, the two of them are recognized by the school as the best couple teacher, although they are not married yet, but they have been living together for more than a year.

Now they are waiting for the new house to be built by the school, and as soon as the house comes, the two of them will get married.

"Teacher Wu, what is good about you if you let me tell you, although your students are very good, but you can't go out and show off, I hate being in the limelight the most, I think it's better to forget it, unless you ......" Sun Mohan said deliberately.

Teacher Wu was stunned for a moment, he had been teaching at Xiangyang Primary School for three or four years, and it was the first time he had encountered his students talking to him like this, which clearly showed that he wanted to blackmail him.

"Unless what?" Teacher Wu hesitated, in fact, he knew that this kid was not well-intentioned, but what to do, if he didn't bring him over, the one in his family would definitely laugh at him and couldn't even call his own students.

Sun Mohan muttered: "What, the braised pork that Teacher Qin gave that day was very delicious, and my requirements are not high, if I go and answer her question, then please ask this Teacher Xu of your family to make me a braised pork for free for a month." ”

Teacher Wu laughed, it turned out that this kid didn't want to pit me, he wanted to pit the one in the family.

"No problem, let's go over first, I'll help you implement this. Teacher Wu patted his chest and said.

Sun Mohan reminded: "Teacher Wu, how is your status at home, don't turn against the water when the time comes." ”

Teacher Wu patted Sun Mohan's head and said, "Don't worry, as long as you answer her question, if she dares to repent, I will clean her up when I go home." ”

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