016, monster dog, why does this sound so awkward

Chen Honghao sat quietly in the center of the small bed in his room.

Grandma Fang sat on the small chair to the left of it.

Fang Ying squatted on the ground to its right.

Grandma Fang was shocked and suspicious, and kept looking left and right at it.

Fang Ying was surprised and curious and kept touching it up and down.

Grandma Fang has already inquired about Chen Honghao's brown and yellow Chow Chow, and she is sure that it is her own dog.

There is absolutely no evil in the little lion that Fang Ying shouted about just now.

Because many little lions were naughty and mischievous when they were children, they wanted Fang Ying to remedy the things that were added to Grandma Fang's sticks, and Chen Honghao answered them all correctly.

And these things, except for Fang Ying and Grandma Fang, only the little lion knows best.

So now Fang Ying was no longer trembling with fear.

However, the big dog raised by the Fang family can speak human words, and this thing is definitely the first strange thing in the world.

So Grandma Fang hesitated for a long time and said, "Little Lion."

For your own sake, grandma doesn't want you to speak in front of outsiders. ”

Chen Honghao hurriedly nodded the dog's head and said, "I know."

Grandma, I won't talk nonsense. Never speak in front of others. ”

"Yes, just bark. Fang Ying echoed with a smile.

Chen Honghao glanced at her and said, "Fat girl, can you not touch me?"

"What do you call me? Fat girl? I'm your sister!"

Fang Ying immediately opened her teeth and claws and viciously scratched at the ears of her Chow Chow's two dogs.

"Whew!" Chen Honghao immediately screamed in pain.

Grandma Fang didn't expect Fang Ying's hand to be so heavy, she was frightened for a while, and when she came back to her senses, she hurriedly yelled at her: "Yingzi!"

Fang Ying was aggrieved and cried pitifully: "Grandma, the little lion scolds me for being a fat girl!"

Hey, I'm going!

Is it necessary to be so angry?

It's really ruthless!

Chen Honghao subconsciously shook the dog's head, and the pain in his ears made it palpitate.

Originally, when it was changed, it would definitely have to reply to Fang Ying and say that you were originally a fat girl, so fat people, I am not wrong, right?

But now it doesn't dare to squeak, and it can't really bite Fang Ying.

And Fang Ying was really angry and crying, her eyes were red, and her eyes were wet.

"Alright. I don't want the little lion to say that you are a fat girl, so you can exercise more to lose weight. ”

Grandma Fang pulled Fang Ying over and said, "Okay, go back to the room, don't you still have to write a manuscript in codeword?"

"Oh. Fang Ying glared back at Chen Honghao angrily, then turned around and left.

When Fang Ying went upstairs, Chen Honghao breathed a sigh of relief.

said to Grandma Fang: "Grandma, Yingzi was so fierce just now, she scared me to death." ”

"Let you be skinned! Anyway, Yingzi is your sister, don't you shout at her fat girl, you know?"

Grandma Fang stroked Chen Honghao's dog's head and said, "You are so smart now, you can even learn to speak."

You have to learn from the good and not the bad, just like any other human child.

I'm suing you, little lion, grandma doesn't like bad kids the most!"

Chen Honghao remembered that Grandma Fang chased it with a stick and beat it violently before, so he was so frightened that he quickly nodded the dog's head.

It didn't want to do it again, and it still hurt so much in the dog's butt and thighs.

At this time, Grandma Fang smiled reassuringly.

In the end, it is a dog that has been raised since childhood, and the treatment is different.

Although he is frighteningly smart, he has learned to speak human words.

But Grandma Fang didn't treat Chen Honghao as a monster, and she was still close and loved very much.

If she wants to change to someone else's big dog who can speak human words, she will know that Grandma Fang will definitely shout at the monster to beat her.

……

In the afternoon, Chen Honghao went to bed because of drinking.

It didn't accompany Grandma Fang to do glass drill paintings, and Grandma Fang was doing manual work alone in the living room on the first floor.

At about three o'clock, Chen Honghao woke up and felt that there was a smell on his body.

So it spent the last bit of merit and directly exchanged it for the seven-day self-cleaning function, and its body was immediately fragrant.

"Grandma. When Chen Honghao ran out, Grandma Fang was alone on the first floor of the house.

So Chen Honghao greeted Grandma Fang in human language unscrupulously.

"Little Lion woke up?" Grandma Fang smiled and beckoned.

Smelling the smell of laughter on Chen Honghao's body, Grandma Fang couldn't help but wonder.

"Little Lion, have you taken a bath by yourself?" asked Grandma Fang.

Chen Honghao didn't know how to answer for a while.

Chen Honghao thought about it and had to say, "Grandma, I don't want to take a bath."

You smell it, I don't smell it at all, so I don't have to take a shower in the future. ”

Grandma Fang was happy: "How can a dog grow a body of hair and not take a bath and will always be fragrant?"

Have you gotten any perfume for yourself? Come and smell it.

If you don't take a bath, no matter how much perfume you spray, it will still smell. Smell it and you'll know. ”

But Grandma Fang was soon stunned by the fragrance of her Chow Chow, it really didn't smell.

It smells like a clean aroma fresh out of the shower.

"You're ......"

Grandma Fang suddenly became nervous.

Grandma Fang subconsciously stood up and ran to the yard to take a look around to make sure that no one was there, and then returned to Chen Honghao.

Grandma Fang nervously suppressed her voice and asked, "You, haven't you become a monster dog?"

Monster Dog ......

Why does this sound so awkward?

But Chen Honghao really didn't know how to explain it for a while.

Grandma Fang looked at her Chow Chow Dog and was silent, her face suddenly changed again, and she was very panicked.

After a while, Grandma Fang asked it again: "Have you really become a sperm?"

Didn't the story say that youkai have to live for many years, and you're only one and a half years old and less than two years old. ”

"Grandma. Chen Honghao thought about it and said: "I didn't become a monster dog."

I'm just learning a...... One...... It's a small spell.

Anyway, I shook my body vigorously, and the dirty stuff smelled of oil or something, and it was all gone.

Then I can keep smelling fragrant and don't have to take a shower anymore. ”

Grandma Fang's eyes immediately widened when she heard this.

Grandma Fang subconsciously looked at the staircase, and then looked back at Chen Honghao.

Grandma Fang suppressed her voice and said nervously: "Don't tell Yingzi about this."

Don't say anything about it in the future, and you must not let anyone except grandma know!

This kind of thing, let people know, it's definitely more terrible than knowing that you learned to speak human words, you know?"

Chen Honghao understood that Grandma Fang was worried that Fang Ying's big mouth would leak out and kill him.

So Chen Honghao desperately nodded the dog's head and said, "Got it!"

Grandma, don't worry, I won't tell Ying ...... Sister's!"

Then it quickly changed the subject: "Grandma, I'll help you get a glass drill." ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his right front foot and began to help Grandma Fang push the glass drills of different shapes to the exact position.

Although Grandma Fang was still a little worried, seeing that her Chow Chow was obediently helping to work, Grandma Fang temporarily put aside the worries in her heart and happily embroidered threads.

Chen Honghao helped Grandma Fang do manual work this time, and he didn't want to earn merit points again.

Unexpectedly, when they were so busy that Grandma Fang got up to cook dinner, two lines of small black dots immediately appeared in front of Chen Honghao's eyes.

Merit: 1 point

Language: canine language, human language