Chapter 27: It's Sticky
I'm going to have a job soon, so I'm happy.
It's not because this job is more lucrative, it's just because I haven't experienced it and feels fresh.
In the previous life, there was a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood, full of bones, and all kinds of thrilling and strange things had never been encountered, and he had never put down his identity to work, and now he can have such an opportunity, which is very good.
Besides, it's impossible to leave this place anytime soon, so it's better to have a job than no job, at least you can have something to do during the day, and you don't have to spend all day with that annoying little girl.
It's just very strange, as soon as he thinks of that annoying little girl, his steps involuntarily get faster.
"So early, that woman shouldn't have gone out yet, right?"
"I can't say, she's so irresponsible, it's not impossible to leave the little girl at home alone!"
"The little girl is really pitiful, she actually met such a mother......"
"No, she's definitely not biological, she must have picked it up!"
“……”
I didn't think about anything serious, so I thought about it all the way.
When I got home, as expected, it was the little girl who was alone at home again, and Bai Lanting's irresponsible woman went out again.
"Your mother hasn't found a job yet?" As soon as he entered the door, he saw that the little girl was watching cartoons alone, and involuntarily, Wu Dong's face darkened.
The little girl was very happy, and when she saw that he didn't even bother to put on her shoes when she came back, she ran over and opened her arms to report.
"Go to the side, I hate children the most!" Wu Dong glanced at it and ignored it at all.
The little girl was not angry, and took the initiative to hug his leg and said, "But Chenchen likes uncle!"
"But I don't like you!" said with a straight face, inexplicably irritated.
In order to prove that he was not lying, Wu Dong walked directly up, where was the little girl his opponent, and when she was stubborn, she quickly fell.
"Woo-"
The little girl cried, tears and tears.
"Don't cry!" Wu Dong finally stopped, but his face became darker and his heart became more irritable.
As a result, it's okay not to say this, but when I said it, the little girl cried even more fiercely!
Wu Dong clenched his fists, and the whole person was on the verge of exploding, but in the end, he still bent down and hugged the little girl.
Pinching her face, he glared at her and said, "Say it again, don't cry, cry again and I'll throw you out!"
The little girl is obedient and won't cry right away.
As a result, one was not careful, and a snot fell out of the small nose and landed on Wu Dong's clothes.
Wu Dong's face darkened, and his hands involuntarily began to tremble again.
The little girl also panicked, and wiped her little hands, as if she wanted to wipe him clean, but the more she wiped it, the dirtier it became.
After a while, the new clothes he had just bought yesterday afternoon were full of snot, but before he could lose his temper, the little girl rubbed her eyes and cried again, crying and snotting at the same time.
“……”
“……”
Quiet!
Wu Dong stared at the fire-breathing eyes, and it took a long time before he said dejectedly: "Lao Tzu must have owed you in his previous life!"
He had never been so patient, and after speaking, he put the little girl on the sofa, fetched water to wipe her face, and rummaged through the cabinets to find cold medicine for her.
In the end, I didn't find it, so I could only extract all the life energy from the pots planted by Bai Lanting in the window, and finally dilute it into a glass of water for the little girl to take.
As soon as this glass of water went, the little girl's slight cold symptoms were immediately good, and she no longer had a runny nose.
But it didn't take long......
"Uncle, Chenchen wants to pee!" the little girl looked at Wu Dong with a blank eye.
Wu Dong didn't think about it, and said irritably: "Go by yourself!"
"Chenchen wants to be served by uncle!" the little girl looked longing.
The corners of Wu Donghai's mouth twitched, and he asked with a dark face, "How did you pee when you were alone?"
"Go to the bathroom and take off the warehouse by yourself!" replied the little girl, honestly.
Wu Dong nodded, walked to the sofa without any image, waved his hand and said, "Then you are not here, go by yourself!"
The little girl didn't move: "But uncle, you are clearly there!"
"I'm not here!"
"That's it!"
“……”
That's it, after mushrooming for a long time, Wu Dong still lost his temper in the end, and pulled the little girl to the bathroom to urinate.
It's annoying!
The dignified generation of emperors, countless national colors and heavenly fragrances faded and he disdained to send them to the door, today, he actually urinated for a big girl in this small bathroom.
The most annoying thing is that this little girl has a lot of problems!
"Uncle, you didn't serve it well, so you will pee outside!"
"Uncle, can you close your eyes, my mother said that Chenchen is a girl, and girls can't let boys pee!"
"It's okay, uncle, wipe the skin, you have to wipe it clean, otherwise the urine will stink on the pants!"
“……”
That's it, what could have been done in less than a minute, it took almost ten minutes just to do all the various preparations in the early stage.
After the incident, the little girl was happy, even if she was hit a few times during the period, she kept giggling.
Wu Dong is not happy!
The main reason is that he is tired, and he would rather fight with the Immortal Emperor of the Nine Heavens and Ten Lands than to urinate this little girl.
Seeing that this little girl was still laughing, he glared and said, "Don't laugh, laugh and hit your skin again!"
Cluck!
The little girl smiled more happily, and hugged his legs.
The slap was raised for a long time, but in the end it didn't go down, Wu Dong snorted: "Don't be complacent, you are a child, I don't bully you."
I'll settle accounts with your mother when I go back, and when your mother comes back, I'll see how I hit her!"
was probably scared, and the little girl immediately stopped laughing.
Wu Dong breathed a sigh of relief, and unconsciously the corners of his mouth curled up a little, a little proud.
As a result, I couldn't laugh again after a while!
"Uncle, shall we play checkers?"
"Uncle, let's play rock-paper-scissors!"
"Uncle, can you lift Chenchen high?"
“……”
What a nasty little girl.
Ignore her, it's really pitiful to look at, ignore her, hit the snake with the stick, and get an inch!
That's it, after a morning, Wu Dong was exhausted by her toss.
When Bai Lanting came back with the dishes, he was already lying on the sofa in the living room.
Even at this time, the little girl was still very slimy by his side, either to feed him water, or to share her toys for him to play with.
Fortunately, Bai Lanting is back!
Seeing her, Wu Dong was like seeing a savior, he got up as soon as he turned over, but he didn't have a good mouth: "What are you doing?"
Can you have a snack and leave the child alone at home, what if something happens?"
The tone is stern.
In fact, he himself didn't understand why he would say such a thing, he obviously hated children.
Because he was too strict, he directly said to Bai Lanting that he was red-eyed.
Seeing that her mother was crying, the little girl didn't dare to make trouble, so she pulled his trouser leg and said, "Uncle, you don't talk about your mother, don't say if your mother is good, and your mother is also very hard......"
"Shut up!" Wu Dong glared, unprecedentedly irritable.
followed the little girl's "huh" and cried.
Wu Dong ignored her, stared at Bai Lanting and said, "I don't care how difficult it is for you, remember, don't leave her alone at home."
If you want to find a job, you can, you can find it slowly when she starts kindergarten and she starts school.
You'd better take my words to heart, and if there's a next time, you'd better roll as far as you want!"
With that, he rushed back to his room, and the door of the room slammed.