Chapter 1 Bar Fairy Jump
My name is Li Tao, and I am an authentic rural person. Because of the natural stammering, I was always bullied. My honest father entrusted me to my brother-in-law in the city, hoping that he would help me find a job to make ends meet.
But my uncle is also a gangster at all, so he didn't pay attention to finding a job at all, but took me to pick up the body near Bar Street every night.
At that time, I didn't understand what it meant to pick up corpses, and I was extremely disgusted when I looked at my uncle at that time.
I stumbled and asked if it was illegal, and I thought it was to pick up the corpse, and then we picked it up and did something illegal or something.
He glanced at me, took a hard puff of cigarette and said, "You still don't believe that you are stupid, you are not really picking up corpses, it is just a kind of entertainment." Pick up the time of the morning and squat at the door of the bar. When he saw a drunken woman, he went and took her away. Find a place where no one is around, or take it home and go straight to it. ”
Listening to my uncle's words, I thought to myself: "This, can this work?"
"Nonsense, of course it works, these little ladies, I wish we were on it, this is a science. Today, my uncle will let you rise and gain knowledge. ”
"We can't pick up all kinds of corpses, all corpses can't work, not necessarily when they will vomit, it's too disgusting, only half of the corpse is picked up. The whole corpse is a girl who is drunk to the point of being unconscious, half a corpse is about seven points drunk, although the half corpse is drunk, it is still conscious, and it will be more active to cater to you when you do it, making you more comfortable. ”
We also have the principle of "three two" when we "pick up corpses", "three" means not looking for a male partner, not inviting the same kind of wine, and not staying overnight, and "two" is the amount of alcohol and tickets (money). "My uncle held a cigarette in one hand and complacently taught me so-called professional knowledge.
I was stunned for a moment, there are such good things in the ground today? I looked at the vicinity of the bar, there were many people picking up corpses, in addition to my uncle's car, there were also many people staring at him.
At this time, two women came out of the door of the bar, they were already seven or eight points drunk, and even the telephone pole had hit, it was a good "corpse", and the two were very confused.
"Do you see those two girls? This figure, tsk, hey, you go and pull the two of you over, one for each of us, let your kid open the meat well." ”
The eldest brother pulled me excitedly, I looked at the two women with a blank face, and suddenly felt a little nervous, "How, how, how, do, I, what should I do if I mess up, ah, I, I'm here." ”
Because of my stuttering, I didn't spit out a word for a long time, and the two men in the other car quickly skimmed off the cigarette butts, and immediately got out of the car and coaxed the two women into the car.
"I said you're stupid, you really did that stupid thing for me, you won't rush up and pull it over, why are you a big man with sound limbs so cowardly, did you grow up eating? It's not as fast as a shell. ”
My uncle took a hard sip of his cigarette, kicked me out of the car, and sent me to wait at the door.
I rubbed the place where he had kicked and hesitantly got out of the car. Before he could recover from his uncle's words just now, the people around him suddenly became commotion.
It turned out to be a big beautiful woman walking out of the door of the bar in front, with a good figure, and the one she wore was a hook, pouting forward and backward, concave and convex, and half of her chest was outside. It feels like a TV star, and the little black dress seems to be able to see the thong inside as soon as she bends down slightly.
I stared at her with my eyes fixed on her, swallowing a mouthful of saliva in dismay, and my face was like a monkey's ass.
The people on the side couldn't wait for her to fall, and hurriedly supported her and pulled her into the car.
"Get out of here!"
The girl snorted with a straight face, glancing at the men. But because he drank a lot, it was difficult to stand, and he staggered.
The uncle who picked up the corpse was really frightened and stunned for a long time, but seeing that the girl was unconscious, and there was no one around, he suddenly became bold. A groping pig held the bee waist with one hand, and stretched out one hand to the plump part of the girl's skirt.
Isn't this a blatant hooligan? I feel a rush of anger in my heart, and this beautiful girl will definitely be ruined by the scum of this group of people.
At that time, I was so angry that I rushed up and pulled her over, and without speaking, I glared at the two men viciously.
"Yo, let's get tired of it, don't be nosy. "A few people were about to rush over and beat me.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing?
The eldest brother hurriedly rushed over and yelled, "Hurry up and get out of the way, or I'll call the police immediately." ”
The eldest brother started to call while talking, and the person on the other side couldn't find our situation, if he really called the police, whether it was my daughter-in-law or not, they wouldn't be able to get good fruit to eat, so they all left in a huff.
"Silly boy, good job, it's a bit of a look, hurry up and get in the car. My uncle smiled at me and stretched out his hand dishonestly.
Seeing my uncle's hand touching and pinching this girl, I felt very uncomfortable, I know who my uncle is, the eldest girl in the village, he has basically touched it.
I almost subconsciously pushed my eldest brother's hand away.
"I, I'm going to send, send her, go home!"
"Oh, okay, can't we let you in first? Let's get in the car first. ”
The eldest brother smirked and ran to open the door. As for the eldest brother, the ghost knows what dirty things will happen after getting in the car.
So I quickly picked up the girl on my back, walked to the door of the car and said to the eldest brother inside: "Brother, yes, can, can't, don't pick up ......"
My eldest brother pointed to my nose and said, "Get in the car for Lao Tzu immediately, or I'll send you back to my hometown tomorrow." ”
My uncle looked at me impatiently, the girl I rescued didn't even have the right to speak now. I swallowed, my nostrils opening and letting out a heavy breath.
He just looks down on me at all, what to give me first, it's impossible for him to do that, it's possible for me to take the blame tomorrow morning.
Lift the eldest sister to her back and pinch her legs with both hands! The whole body of the girl is attached to my back, and the touch on my back makes me feel like I have been electrified, and my whole body is numb.
It felt like I was about to float.
Looking at my uncle's hideous facial features, I'm really afraid that he will get out of the car and give me a beating. I really couldn't bear to let her spoil this girl, so my heart was stacked horizontally, and I ran desperately to a crowded place with my sister on my back.
My eldest cousin scolded me in the back, but I didn't listen at all and ran as fast as I could.
When I ran far, I began to regret it.
In order to save an unknown drunkard, he offended his uncle. The gains outweigh the losses, let alone work, and this time there is no place to sleep.
This beautiful girl looked like a rich man, and thought that when this girl woke up, she would see if she could find me a job for the sake of saving her.
Thinking of this, I am also much relieved. opened a room with the only three hundred dollars left on his body, put the girl on the bed, and curled up on the sofa to sleep.
The girl slept very poorly, laughed stupidly, wiped her red face, and made a very slight "um!" sound in her mouth.
She almost snatched my soul away with this voice, and I have lived for twenty-three years, let alone being alone with women, and even having the opportunity to talk to women is very rare.
Looking at her writhing delicate body, my whole body felt like it was about to explode, and I wanted to pounce on it and rub the woman into her body hard.
At this time, I thought of my uncle's words, are these women willing to be "picked up", thinking of this, my hand seemed to be enchanted, and I grabbed it hard in front of her.
This warm touch made me can't help but scream.
At this time, the door suddenly rang, and I shuddered, it couldn't be the police who came to arrest me.
Shivering and opening the door, it turned out to be a young girl, with a short skirt that couldn't even cover her thighs, and asked me if I wanted to be accompanied.
After I sent him away, he collapsed on his back on the couch and gradually calmed down.
Thinking of the way this girl was robbed at the time, if I really gave her to that, I guess I would go to jail tomorrow.
Thinking of this, my palms were sweating, and I quickly pulled the quilt over to cover the girl, and lay down on the edge of the bed.
I didn't even look at her, for fear that I wouldn't be able to control myself.
After a while, I fell asleep, and I don't know if I was really a little hearty, or if I was too tired from the day, so I actually fell asleep. In a daze, I felt as if someone was holding me, and it was a soft feeling.
I opened my eyes suddenly, and sure enough, I saw her lying in my arms, my heart was pounding, what was the situation, I wouldn't do anything with her!
What would happen if she knew, I picked up the corpse in the middle of the night, and now the two of them are naked on the bed~. I vaguely remember that it seems that the other party did not resist, and this kind of behavior is not enough to force a woman!
The sweat on my head kept pouring down, and I hurriedly withdrew my hand and went to get my clothes on my feet. In this case, there is no way but to run.
Who would have thought, I was just a very slight movement, and she actually woke up.
The long black eyelashes fluttered, and he slowly opened his eyes. Glancing down at his sleek body, he turned his head and a cold gaze fell on me, as if a queen from above had ordered me to be put to death.
I stumbled to explain, but as soon as I opened my mouth, I slapped her firmly in the face.