The poem says:

The black-haired old monster has a thief's heart,

I was so happy to get my phone.

I didn't know that the owner came to the door.

The old monster put on a meat head.

The three-eyed monster thundered in the front hall of the Internet café and found the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan, the head of the Internet café. The three-eyed monster thundered and begged the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan for the "Big White Pear 9-type mobile phone" he left in the Internet café.

At this time, Diao Sanhuan, the black-haired old monster in charge of the Internet café, was leaning on a sofa chair and daydreaming.

Ten minutes ago, the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan once went to the bar in the Internet café. The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan was in the bar and saw the "Big White Pear 9" mobile phone left by the three-eyed monster Thunder. The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan immediately asked the bar lady Xu Jinling: "Who owns this big white pear mobile phone?" Xu Jinling said: "This mobile phone was left in an Internet café by a netter. After the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan learned that the mobile phone was left by a netter, he became greedy for the mobile phone. So, the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan said to Xu Jinling, the bar lady: "I took this mobile phone, if someone looks for it, you will say that you didn't see it." After the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan finished speaking, he put the "big white pear mobile phone" left by the three-eyed monster Thunder in the Internet café and took it away in his pocket.

At this moment, the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan leaned on the sofa chair, thinking in his heart: in the afternoon, take a moment to sell this "big white pear mobile phone" in the second-hand mobile phone market.

The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan also made an estimate of this "Big White Pear 9 Type" mobile phone, and he believes that this "Big White Pear 9 Type" mobile phone can sell it for at least more than 5,000 yuan. The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan also thought about it, after selling the mobile phone, first find a tavern to have a drink, and in the evening, find a place to hunt pheasants......

The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan was reclining on the sofa chair, daydreaming. Unbeknownst to me, the person who left his mobile phone came to the door.

It is said that the people who left their mobile phones have come to the door, and if the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan knows a little about things, he should immediately take out the "Big White Pear 9 Type" mobile phone and return it to the owner. However, the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan himself was born as a thief, how could he easily spit out the fat in his mouth?

The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan not only didn't plan to immediately return the "Big White Pear 9" mobile phone to the three-eyed monster Lei Ming. Moreover, the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan also glared at the triangular eyes, and thundered at the three-eyed monster and said arrogantly and unreasonably: "Who ...... Who saw your phone—— your own phone, you don't take good care of yourself, look for ...... Find me which phone I want ?!——, roll aside, where did you lose the phone, where did you go to find it. I'm the head of the Internet café, no...... It's not the one who takes care of your phone. ”

The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan wants to use arrogant words to give the three-eyed monster Thunder a dismount, and it is best to take the Three-Eyed Monster Thunder away or scare it away, in that case, the "Big White Pear 9 Type" mobile phone will still belong to him.

The three-eyed monster Lei Ming is also a fiery temper, he saw that the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan was speaking quite unreasonably, and the anger in his chest suddenly rushed to his head. However, in order to get his mobile phone back as soon as possible, the three-eyed monster Lei Ming still suppressed the fire that rushed up, and then looked at the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan, and refused to say: "Manager Diao, listen to me, this is the case." - An hour ago, I left a big white pear phone on the computer desk in the Internet café because I was in too much of a hurry. Just now, I went to the bar to ask, and the bar lady Xu Jinling told me that you took the mobile phone I left behind. Therefore I have come to you and asked you for it. - Manager Diao, if you don't believe me, then you can follow me, let's go to the bar together, and ask the bar lady Xu Jinling if she said so. ”

When the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan heard this, his heart suddenly chuckled. The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan secretly shouted, "Damn, it's broken." I took away the big white pear mobile phone, Xu Jinling actually told the person who left the mobile phone. ”

The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan's heart suddenly overflowed with resentment, and he resented Xu Jinling for daring to betray him. The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan glanced at Xu Jinling in the bar, and scolded in his heart: "Damn, you are Xu Jinling, you dare not listen to me, and tell this black man about my mobile phone, I will have time later, see if I don't rectify you ruthlessly." ”

The matter has come to this, and the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan is already very clear in his heart, and the fact that he took away the big white pear mobile phone has been revealed. If the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan still knows a little shame, he should quickly return the phone to the owner.

However, the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan is not dead, and he still doesn't want to return the big white pear mobile phone to the three-eyed monster Thundering.

The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan glared at the three-eyed monster with triangular eyes, and continued to say arrogantly: "Yes, I have a big white pear mobile phone in my hand. - But...... But how do I know that the big white pear mobile phone I keep is what you left behind? How can you prove that the big white pear mobile phone I keep is what you left behind?—— besides, in my Internet café, there are more Internet customers coming in and out every day, who can guarantee that you didn't come to me to get your mobile phone?......" The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan kept using strong words to play scoundrels, he just didn't want to return the big white pear mobile phone to the three-eyed monster Lei Ming.

The three-eyed monster thundered, and then refused to say again: "The big white pear mobile phone I left behind was newly bought by me in the telecommunications company yesterday. - If you don't believe me, the receipt I received when I bought my phone yesterday is still in my pocket. - I'll show you ......" The three-eyed monster Lei Ming said, and really took out the receipt he issued when he bought the mobile phone, and handed it to the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan in front of him, so that the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan could inspect it.

The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan was not polite, so he really stretched out his hand and took the receipt to take a look.

The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan saw that the mobile phone brand marked on the receipt was indeed the same brand as the mobile phone he took away. The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan also saw that the date written on the receipt was indeed yesterday's date.

The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan saw it and understood in his heart that the big white pear mobile phone he took away was indeed left behind by the thunderous thunder of the big black man three-eyed monster in front of him.

However, the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan is still greedy, and he still doesn't want to return the big white pear mobile phone to the three-eyed monster Thundering.

The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan blinked his triangular eyes and thought about it, and then thundered at the three-eyed monster and said, "Yes, this receipt of yours can prove that the big white pear mobile phone I keep is yours." - But...... However, you lost such a valuable mobile phone, and we picked it up in the Internet café and kept it for you for so long. Then you...... You'll have to pay some storage fees for our Internet café. "The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan still wants to use that mobile phone to extort the money of the three-eyed monster Thundering.

The three-eyed monster thundered and thought: As long as I can get back the mobile phone I left behind, it is nothing to pay some storage fees. So, the three-eyed monster Lei Ming looked at the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan and asked, "Manager Diao, but I don't know, how do you collect this storage fee?"

The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan blinked his triangular eyes a few more times, and then said, "As for me, I don't care how much you want." As for you, just pay 20% of the price of your phone. ”

The Three-Eyed Monster Thunder listened to it and continued to ask, "Twenty percent is how much is it?—— Manager Diao, can you say a specific number?"

The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan rolled his triangular eyes, thundered at the three-eyed monster, and said, "If you ask me...... Is that a specific number? Do you ...... Can you count. The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan pointed to the receipt and continued, "Look, what is written on this receipt of yours is that this mobile phone of yours was bought for 6,888 yuan, 20 percent of the 6,888 yuan...... It is...... It's ......" The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan really pinched his fingers and calculated, and then continued, "Twenty percent, that is, 1377 yuan and 6 jiao." ”

When the three-eyed monster thundered when he heard it, his heart trembled. The Three-Eyed Monster Thunder screamed secretly, "Damn, where is this black-haired old monster who cares what kind of storage fee I want?

However, the three-eyed monster Thunder still suppressed his anger, looked at the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan, and asked: "Manager Diao, then may I ask, do you charge the 1,377 yuan and 6 jiao mobile phone storage fee personally? Or do you collect it in your Internet café?"

The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan listened to it and replied casually: "Of course it's the Internet café." The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan replied like this, just wanting to use the Internet café as a prevarication to cover up the ugliness in his heart.

The three-eyed monster thundered and smiled disdainfully at the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan. Because, the three-eyed monster Thunder has seen that the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan is lying. So, the three-eyed monster thundered at the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan, and smiled disdainfully: "Hey, okay, Mr. Diao, don't you want to charge me 1377 yuan and 6 jiao for the storage of my mobile phone? The three-eyed monster Lei Ming said, and really took out a wad of 100 yuan from his handbag, about 20 pieces. The three-eyed monster Lei Ming held the wad of money in his hand, and continued to say to the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan, "Manager Diao, the storage fee you want, look, I can give it to you now." - But, Mr. Diao, you just said that you are collecting storage fees on behalf of your Internet café. Mr. Diao, then please open me a receipt for the mobile phone storage fee charged by your Internet café. ”

Supposedly, the Three-Eyed Monster Thunder's request was not too much at all.

However, the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan is just a wage earner in an Internet café, and he has no ability to issue receipts in an Internet café at all. At this time, the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan had also seen that the three-eyed monster Lei Ming was deliberately embarrassing him by taking out the receipt. The black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan suddenly glared at the triangular eyes, and said arrogantly at the three-eyed monster: "Hey, I said big black, if you kid want to get the mobile phone back, then you will happily pay the mobile phone storage fee of 1377 yuan and hexagonal yuan." If you don't want to get your phone back, you're going to leave. If you kid want a receipt, I'll tell you the truth, no!"

When the three-eyed monster thundered, the anger in his heart could no longer be suppressed. The three-eyed monster Lei Ming pointed at the nose of the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan with his hand, and scolded loudly: "Hey, I said that the black-haired man is ......" Okay, the three-eyed monster Lei Ming was angry, and he didn't care that Diao Sanhuan called Diao the manager. The three-eyed monster Lei Ming pointed at the nose of the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan, and continued to scold, "Heimaozi, why do you care about me asking for mobile phone storage fees? You obviously want to extort my money." Heimaozi, today, if you are sensible, you can quickly return the phone to me. If you play arrogant with me again and tell you, Heimaozi, I'll let you know today, my three-eyed monster Thunder is not something to be bullied casually......" The three-eyed monster Thunder yelled at the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan, it didn't matter, but it angered the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan.

This led to the three-eyed monster Thunder and the black-haired old monster Diao Sanhuan, and the two monsters fought the Internet café......