"Sun ...... If you dare to let it bite me, I will definitely tell the teacher, and you won't have a good time when the time comes. ”

Sun Mohan shook his head lightly and said: "Chen Xueqian, in fact, you have a very high IQ and study very hard, with your strength, as long as you keep working hard, you may become a pillar of the country in the future." ”

"It's just a pity, your emotional intelligence is too low, you are too naïve in these two aspects, in terms of dealing with the world, speaking and doing things, in fact, just like Qian Xiaoming said, I didn't intend to embarrass you, I even think that eating upside down is a joke, but after listening to what you just said, I changed my mind. ”

Chen Xueqian's face was nervous and said, "What do you want to do?"

Sun Mohan said lightly: "Fulfill your promise, I haven't seen a handstand meal, you said that when you eat upside down, will the rice grains unconsciously come out of your nostrils?"

"You...... I'm going to tell the teacher!" Chen Xueqian's face was gloomy, and he was already afraid.

"Don't move, don't talk, or your ass will suffer!" Sun Mohan touched the small book in his hand and found that it couldn't bear it anymore.

Chen Xueqian wanted to cry without tears, looking at the vicious squirrel, he really didn't dare to move.

Not long after, Song Jiajun and Qian Xiaoming walked into the classroom with two lunch boxes.

"Xueba, go to a handstand, I'll feed you, today's food is very good, I specially got you a bowl of pumpkin rice, you see I mixed it for you, I specially added some soy sauce to it, you see, it's so fragrant." ”

Song Jiajun opened the lunch box, and a bowl of black, yellow, black and yellow bibimbap was displayed in front of him, which looked a little like something.

I have to say that this Song Jiajun really has a set of pranks.

Chen Xueqian glanced at the bibimbap in the lunch box, and he shook his head violently: "I...... I don't do a handstand, I don't do a handstand. ”

"I'm going to go crazy if I don't do a handstand. Sun Mohan lightly touched the small book in his hand.

Chen Xueqian suddenly collapsed, his expression was lonely, and his face was panicked: "Sun Mohan, killing people is not enough, you have won me in the total score, and I am completely embarrassed in front of you, I really won't do a handstand." ”

Sun Mohan said: "Since you can't do a handstand, why do you still say such things? As a man, it is a basic principle to be responsible for what you have said, don't you understand this truth?"

Chen Xueqian said bitterly: "Isn't it okay if I'm wrong, from today onwards, I won't be embarrassed anymore, can't you?"

Qian Xiaoming hesitated for a moment and said, "Big brother, do you want to ...... Forget it, give him a chance to change. ”

Song Jiajun objected: "I know this kind of person too well, big brother, you can't be a woman's kindness, he will definitely look the same as before when he looks back." ”

Chen Xueqian couldn't help glaring at Song Jiajun fiercely, Song Jiajun was right, Chen Xueqian had seen Sun Tzu's Art of War, and he knew that Han Xin knelt down and could bend and stretch.

This small action was seen by Sun Mohan, Sun Mohan blinked slightly and said, "Well, since you can't stand upside down, then I won't be strong." ”

Song Jiajun hurriedly said: "Big brother ......"

Chen Xueqian's face immediately eased and said, "That's nothing, I'll go to the cafeteria to eat first." ”

"Slow!" Just when Chen Xueqian wanted to move his steps, Sun Mohan stopped: "I said that I won't let you eat upside down, it doesn't mean that you can go now." ”

Chen Xueqian was slightly stunned, and his face began to glow with melancholy.

"And what else do you want to do?"

Sun Mohan said: "Don't do it, take off your school pants!"

"Huh?" Not to mention that Chen Xueqian was dumbfounded, even Song Jiajun, who likes to play pranks, opened his eyes widen again, compared to himself, the eldest brother is even more ruthless.

"Shi can be killed, but you can't be humiliated, Sun Mohan, you are too much. Chen Xueqian was furious, this request was far more hateful than letting him eat upside down.

Sun Mohan was not verbose, and shouted directly: "Little book!"

Chen Xueqian screamed, and the little book had already flown out and went straight to his buttocks.

"I ...... I'll take it off, you let it go!"

"Little book, come back!"

Xiao Xiaoshu returned to Sun Mohan angrily, Sun Mohan took out a piece of pork from the lunch box and fed it to it, and Xiao Xiaoshu calmed down a little.

Chen Xueqian wanted to cry again without tears, he felt that he had suffered the greatest insult, although he was still wearing a pair of shorts inside, but who knew what Sun Mohan asked him to take off his school pants for?

Chen Xueqian glanced at his classmates who were standing outside the window and watching, especially many girls, and when he thought of this, he couldn't help but blush.

"Can you not take it off?" Chen Xueqian said weakly with both hands on the rope of his school trousers.

"Tiny ......"

Before he finished speaking, Chen Xueqian immediately began to take off his school pants......

The girls looking out the window were all blindfolded, and some shouted, "I'm so ashamed!"

In fact, after Chen Xueqian took off his school pants, he also wore a pair of middle pants inside, and he couldn't even see his thighs, and he didn't have a sense of disobedience at all, but the action of taking off his pants was a little indecent.

Chen Xueqian, who took off his school pants, still looked nervous, because he didn't know what this little prodigy was up to.

Song Jiajun, who was standing next to him, tried to hold back a smile, and Sun Mohan said to him, "Give me the knife on the table!"

"Huh?" Song Jiajun was stunned suddenly, his body trembled inexplicably, and he stammered: "Big ...... Big brother, you ...... What are you going to do?"

Chen Xueqian was already so frightened that his face was bloodless, in this case, he could choose to run away desperately, but at this moment, his legs were trembling with fright, and his legs and feet began to disobey the call.

"Don't worry, I'm measured. ”

Song Jiajun handed a pencil sharpening knife to Sun Mohan with trembling hands, Sun Mohan shook the knife twice in his hand, and said to Chen Xueqian: "Xueba, are you afraid of pain?"

Chen Xueqian trembled and said, "I'm afraid of ......"

Sun Mohan nodded and said, "Okay, since you're afraid of pain, forget it, Song Jiajun, you can find me a black pen." ”

Song Jiajun immediately found a black pen, Sun Mohan took the black pen and said: "I don't embarrass you, don't you always think that you are very good? Don't you always feel that you are invincible? Do you know that there is a saying that there is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the world, I know that you like to pretend to be more like, but please next time you pretend to compare, you can first examine whether you have the ability to pretend to compare." ”

"This black pen is for you, please write the four words of self-knowledge on your inner thigh, get up early every day and read it again, you can't erase it, keep it for a week, let me read it every day at school, otherwise I will let the little book take care of you." ”

Shame, shame!

It's a pity that Chen Xueqian still lost to the squirrel with full attack power, he hesitated for a moment, and still wrote these four words on his thigh.

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