Chapter 464: If you come, eat my grandson with a stick (third update)

"Great Sage!"

With a shout, Lu Yao walked onto the stage with a hairpin on his head, a gold star on his forehead, and a floating dust in his hand.

Lu Yao once again dressed as a man, not to mention, she was really handsome.

When the audience saw Lu Yao's appearance, they also gave applause and cheers.

"Sure enough, as long as a person is beautiful, he can look good no matter how he dresses. ”

"I'm going, I'm going to be bent and rushed. ”

"It's the same woman, why is she so handsome as a men's boss?"

"Lu Yao is really versatile, what does she look like. ”

"Don't get excited, this is mistaking me for a great sage. Han Chen said a word to Qin Luo, then looked at Lu Yao and asked suspiciously, "Who are you?"

"Presumptuous!" Lu Yao scolded, shook off the dust, and said, "I am an immortal!

"Immortals?" Han Chen stared at Lu Yao, not believing it at all, "Why don't you go to heaven?"

"I just came down from heaven, and I haven't finished my business yet, so why should I go to heaven again? Lu Yao replied, then walked towards Qin Luo and said with a smile, "Great Sage, do you still know Xiaoxian?"

"Too platinum star. Qin Luo nodded.

"Monkey King, I'm here this time......" Lu Yao was about to show his intentions.

Han Chen's face was full of surprise on the side, and he dragged her and asked, "What do you call him?"

"Monkey King. Lu Yao said as a matter of course, and then pointed to the 'Monkey King' gilded banner erected, "This flag was the Monkey King I gave back then." ”

Han Chen's face was excited, and he immediately bowed down in front of Qin Luo, "Great Sage, save us." Huaguo Mountain was occupied by the Bull Demon King. He destroys us every day, and says that he will eat our monkey brains raw, which is more than human. ”

Qin Luo asked suspiciously, "Then why haven't you been eaten?"

Han Chen stood up and said proudly, "If you want to eat me, how can it be so easy, I have no brains since I was a child!"

"The Bull Demon King wants to eat me, come on, empty, empty, empty. Han Chen pointed to his head as he spoke.

"Hahahahaha

"I'm going to go, this joke caught me off guard!"

"It's the most honest thing I've ever heard – I grew up without brains. ”

"Han Chen is so funny. ”

Shen Yuetai looked at his apprentice, and also smiled and covered his eyes with his hands, and didn't look at it anymore.

The live broadcast platform of the oil depot video has exceeded 27 million online viewers at this time.

Seeing Han Chen coming for such a while, countless people immediately burst out laughing.

"It's in a trance. ”

"Nima is so funny. ”

"Hehe, you're quite proud of your brainlessness. ”

“#$%^*@!”

"What did the barrage send before? I don't understand. ”

"I was just drinking water, and I saw this laughing, and the water sprayed all over the computer keyboard, and I was busy wiping it, and I accidentally pressed the keyboard. ”

“666”

"Great Sage, you have to make decisions for us. Han Chen begged again.

"But I don't have any mana, I can't help you. Qin Luo looked helpless.

"Great Sage, look at what this is?" Lu Yao took out something from his arms at this time, but it was a tight spell, "Put on the tight spell, and the mana will come back immediately." ”

"Give it to me. Qin Luo stretched out his hand eagerly.

"Great Sage, put on the mantra, the mana is back, but the Buddha asks you to protect Tang Seng to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures and become a scripture learner. From now on, there is no Monkey King in the world. Lu Yao pointed to the gilded banner of the 'Monkey King', "This flag, naturally, it will have to be taken back." ”

Qin Luo hesitated.

Han Chen rushed up to dissuade him, "Great Sage, you can't wear it! Rulai is your enemy, if you wear this golden hoop, you are bowing your head to Rulai and admitting your mistake." ”

"But if I don't wear this golden hoop, I won't have the power to save you. Qin Luo said with a look of remorse.

"You can't wear that either!" Han Chen said with a firm face, "It's a big deal, I'll take these 2,000 monkeys to fight the Bull Demon King to the death." ”

"Hahahaha. ”

"I'm dead or alive, you really don't have brains. ”

"If you bring us all in, how can it be that I am alive or dead. I'm sure I'll be able to defeat the Bull Demon King. ”

At this time, there was a very arrogant burst of laughter on the stage.

"The Bull Demon King is here!" Han Chen's face was nervous.

Sure enough, the laughter stopped, and Chestnut dressed up as the Bull Demon King walked onto the stage.

Before becoming a professional screenwriter, Chestnut had run a trick in the crew for a year and a half, and then he should be a screenwriter.

So Qin Luo just brought him in to help play the Bull Demon King.

Han Chen looked frightened and urged Lu Yao to say, "Tai Bai Xing, you are an immortal, take him quickly." ”

Lu Yao looked helpless, "It's true that I'm an immortal, but I'm a civil official, and I won't fight martial arts......"

As he spoke, he hid to the side to avoid the limelight.

"Big horse monkey!" Chestnut roared angrily and walked up to the stage, but saw Lu Yao hiding, "Who are you?"

Han Chen hurriedly sold his teammates, pointed his finger at Lu Yao and said, "Yes, he has brains, eat him." ”

Chestnut hurriedly dragged out Lu Yao and threatened, "Hand over your brain, spare you from dying." ”

Lu Yao said unhurriedly, "I never go out with my brain." Wait for me here, and I'll go back and get it for you." ”

After speaking, he smeared oil on the soles of his feet and got off the stage.

"Big horse monkey, what other helpers do you have?" asked Chestnut.

At this time, Qin Luo stepped forward, "Bull Demon King, do you remember my grandson?"

"Are you...... Monkey King?" Chestnut looked surprised, "Aren't you locked up by the Buddha?"

"How can the Buddha lock me up!" Qin Luo pretended.

"That's right, does the Buddha live in the Monkey King?" Han Chen said with a divine sword on the side, "He just sealed his mana!"

Qin Luo immediately looked at him with the eyes of his pig teammates.

"Poof!"

"Hahaha, this is not a monkey teammate, this is a pig teammate. ”

"Sure enough, it's brainless, it's not fake at all. “

Chestnut breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, and immediately stepped forward to grab Han Chen, rubbed him on the ground, and threatened Qin Luodao, "I can't kill you if you have an immortal body, but I can kill all your monkeys and monkeys." ”

After speaking, Han Chen threw himself into the street on the spot.

Qin Luo flew over and picked up Han Chen, "You...... Why don't you give me the golden hoop, and then I can save you!"

"Great Sage, you can't bow your head to the Buddha! Because you are the real Monkey King!" Han Chen finished speaking, and the tight spell in his hand also fell to the ground.

Qin Luo picked up the Tight Mantra and stood up, his face solemn.

The curtain fell at this moment, covering the entire stage.

The audience was stunned, this is the end of the show?

But at this time, the BGM sounded at the right time, and it was sung by Qin Luo:

Call the Buddha, and there is no shore to turn back

Kneel alone as a teacher, life and death have nothing to do with it

Good and evil, the realm of truth and falsehood

The dust edge is scattered and indistinct, and it is difficult to break

What do I want this iron rod to do?

I have this change

Stepping on the sky, reckless

The evil path of the world is dangerous, and it is impossible to escape after all

This stick will make you go up in smoke

The 27.5 million viewers who watched the live broadcast heard this song, and they were all shocked because they had never heard it before, and the lyrics were also very detailed and deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

When everyone was still immersed in the BGM, at this time, the stage curtain rose again.

"The Overture of the Little Knife Society" suddenly sounded.

In the center of the stage, Qin Luo was wearing a phoenix-winged purple and gold crown, wearing a golden armor holy robe, and wearing blood red and red standing on the top of the mountain, holding a tight mantra in his left hand, and threw it in the air.

At the same time, he held a golden rod in his right hand, and he hit it with a stick.

"If you come, eat my grandson's !!"