Chapter 69: Dog Skin Plaster
I glanced at her huge breasts, which were at least 36D, and approached with a malicious smile: "I heard that men who are obsessed with big breasts are all raised on breast milk, and they have a mother-love complex in their bones." My husband grew up eating milk powder, so he is not interested in that kind of woman with big breasts and no brains. ”
Qin Yue pursed her lips and said in disbelief: "How is it possible, I really don't believe that men don't like big breasts!"
Since the topic has been brought to this, in order to avoid other women from hitting Tang Xi's attention, I smiled and said: "Since there are cats that don't eat fish and dogs that don't eat meat, what's so strange about this?!!
After speaking, he ignored the changeable look on Qin Yue's face, took Tang Xi's arm, leaned on his shoulder, closed his eyes and rested. Dead woman, don't think I'm blind just now, and I can't see the wonder in your eyes and the malicious hunting smile. Think about how many bright and dark juniors I have dealt with with Xiao He, a dead woman, what kind of woman have you never seen, you can't get into my eyes at all.
Tang Xi saw that I was leaning on his shoulder and pretending to be well-behaved, so he turned his face sideways and pecked my lips, causing me to snort unpleasantly.
"Wife, you were jealous just now, weren't you?"
I shook my head and whispered, "No, I'm not so tasteless." ”
"Are you really not jealous? Do you know my taste very well, have you started to pay attention to me a long time ago?" Tang Xiqiang held back a smile and asked me quietly as well.
I was speechless, so I had to open my eyes to see the smugness on his face, and said helplessly: "You are so narcissistic, why didn't I see it earlier?"
Tang Xi dotingly stretched out his hand to pin the sideburns in my ear behind his ear, and said with a gentle smile: "I've always been narcissistic, do you know?"
I covered my mouth and chuckled, he does have narcissistic capital, at this time the tour guide has already come, and Tang Xi was holding hands and standing in the crowd staring at his side face in a daze.|It's not a good thing that this man is too handsome and too demonic, for example, it is not a good thing to be able to see this luminous body at a glance in the crowd.
I didn't expect that there were only four couples in our line, which seemed to be a luxury group. The tour guide handed out business cards one by one and led us to the ticket gate. I was thinking about how much time I had left, and I was just about to ask Tang Xi why the tour guide took us in advance, when I found that the other three women on the side were staring at Tang Xi with fierce eyes.
I was speechless, I don't know if my honeymoon trip in the Maldives would cause indigestion because of their too hot gaze. Finally getting on the plane safely, I sat down in the seat by the window, holding my chin and looking out the window in a daze.
When the stewardess came to ask Tang Xi what he needed to drink for the third time, I finally couldn't keep the expressionlessness on my face, and said to the stewardess in a cold voice: "A glass of orange juice and a glass of white water, thank you!"
The stewardess was stunned for a moment, nodded and left. Tang Xi squinted at me with a smile, approached me coldly and dropped a kiss on my lips, bit my lip flap lightly, and asked softly, "Jealous?"
I didn't even bother to deal with this kind of unnutritious topic, so I decided to ignore him completely. But the women sitting in front and back, left and right, created all the conditions like chicken blood, and asked questions around Tang Xi.
When Rebecca, a half-race beauty who claimed to be a French college student, asked to change places with me for the fifth time, I finally broke out! I suddenly stood up from my position and kissed Tang Xi's lips fiercely under everyone's gaze. I announced my ownership in the most direct and yet stupid way to all the women who hit Tang Xi's attention, but apparently I had forgotten that Tang Xi was a big-tailed wolf in sheep's clothing!
It wasn't until Tang Xi's tongue entangled with my tongue swirling around my mouth that I realized that Tang Xi's nature was a wolf, one of China's oldest totems - a pervert!
After a long French kiss, I could only caress my little heart and secretly curse myself for not having a long brain, and I actually sent it to the door for free to ask Tang Xi to bully me! Tang Xi was good, he licked his lips unsatisfied, and made this seductive action more and more blood-inflating. I accidentally glanced at his seductive posture, carefully stepped back and pressed my face against the glass as much as I could, while carefully touching my nose, and was relieved to see that my hands were not covered in blood.
"Ah, Mr. Tang is so beautiful, can I take a photo with you?" an unknown woman leaned on a chair with a camera and asked Tang Xi in a daze.
Tang Xi chuckled, his expression was full of light and light satisfaction, and he said in a deep voice: "No, my wife will be jealous, which is not conducive to family harmony." ”
The woman glared at me unwillingly and viciously, and said unhappily: "Take a picture and you won't die, your wife is really careful." ”
I was speechless and had to roll my eyes and ignore it, this kind of woman is typical of the mentality of saying that grapes are sour when she can't eat grapes, and I don't bother to clean her up!
Tang Xi chuckled and nodded the tip of my nose, and said to me in a doting soft voice: "Is my wife tired? When you are tired, you can sleep on your husband's shoulder for a while, and I will hold you." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, there was another sound of praise around him, if those praises were gilded, Tang Xi would have already shone with a golden body by now! I glared at him speechlessly, leaned on his shoulder and whispered in his ear, "Did you do it on purpose?" ”
Tang Xi pretended to be surprised and winked at me, and asked softly: "What are you talking about, wife, I should love you!"
I directly "......"
I've lost to him, this damn belly black beast is too good at pretending, and with my skills, I guess it will take a few more years of practice to debunk his diorama. I wasn't his opponent, and I finally realized the seriousness of that.
Tang Xi held my hand tightly, groped for the diamond ring on my ring finger with his fingertips, ignored the women around him who accosted him, pursed his lips and looked at me with a smile only.
"What's wrong?" I asked him.
He shook his head, sighed suddenly without warning, and said to me: "I finally married you, I can't believe it, I'm afraid that this is a dream, maybe you will wake up at some point, and then you will disappear." ”
I couldn't help but chuckle and pointed at his head and asked him, "What are you talking nonsense, do you want to take out the marriage certificate to prove that I didn't lie to you?"
Tang Xi nodded, and with a serious face, he was about to stand up and get the bag, but I grabbed him. "What are you doing?"
"When I went to see the marriage certificate, I always felt so happy that I felt unreal. ”
I glanced at him and said speechlessly: "If you go to get the marriage certificate now, don't you feel ashamed if you are watched by others?"