Chapter 32: The audience burst into laughter!

With the ringing of the New Year's bell, the Lunar New Year in 2006 arrived, and on January 29, "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" was officially released nationwide.

The Spring Festival stalls are a miracle-creating schedule, and the Spring Festival box office accounts for two-tenths of the total box office of the year, so there are a lot of movies released during the Spring Festival, but most of them become cannon fodder, a little outstanding, and very few become the best!

All people who have been tired for a year want to relax and rest during the Spring Festival, and watching movies has become the preferred leisure and entertainment method for countless people.

Therefore, it has also led to a ticket frenzy in major theaters, and countless fans are queuing up to buy tickets, resulting in a difficult ticket for "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance", a dominant family, and movies of the same schedule are almost eclipsed in front of it!

Soon the person who bought the ticket quickly checked the ticket, then entered the screening hall and waited patiently for the movie to be screened.

Soon the movie began to be screened, and after the dragon mark, the names of the crew and actors passed by one by one, and soon the feature film began to play.

All the fans watched intently, for fear of missing a clip.

The first thing that appeared on the big screen of the movie was a plaque with the words 'Tang Mansion' written on it.

And outside the gate of the Tang Mansion, a bunch of people walked around, and someone sighed: "Oh, what's going on today, I've been waiting for three hours, why haven't you come out yet?"

"yes, I haven't seen you for so long."

Just when fans were curious about what this group of people were waiting for, the gate of the Tang Mansion finally opened, and they saw a few Tang Mansion servants carrying a basket of things out, and the steward said to the little guys: "Just throw the garbage outside the door!"

As soon as the garbage was thrown, it immediately caused a rush of scrambling.

"Mine and mine, all mine!"

"Haha, I finally grabbed Tang Bohu's Mobao!"

………

Fans sighed when they saw this scene, "This Tang Bohu is really awesome, even the garbage is robbed by so many people!"

The camera then switched to the Tang Mansion, the background music was high mountains and flowing water, and I saw Tang Bohu holding a big brush, with extraordinary momentum, putting the pen into the ink inkstone, and the action was very chic.

Fans who watched it thought in their hearts: "Looking like this, I am conceiving a masterpiece that will be handed down to the world"

Next...

I saw Tang Bohu put the brush on the roasted chicken wings, and happily smeared it on the roasted wings!

Seeing this, the thousands of words in the hearts of countless people were converted into two words: "!!"

I thought that Tang Bohu was going to paint an earth-shattering work, but it turned out that he was just roasting his wings!!

Many fans were suffocated to death by this divine turn, and the word '' exuded from their whole bodies.

Soon they are attracted to a lewd man.

I saw Zhu Zhishan very obscene and cheeky begged Tang Bohu: "Brother Tang, you just read that when you were young, the younger brother borrowed your jade futon to make you passionate, and painted thirty paintings for me to pay off debts and save your life!

Zhu Zhishan also used a poisonous oath of "If I go to gamble again in the future, let the ugliest woman in the world xxoo me day and night until I am completely skinless and crumbling!", so that Tang Bohu agreed to help him!

Zhu Zhishan used his exaggerated and obscene performance to make all the audience remember him at once!

Soon the fans were conquered by the next Tang Bohu's paintings, and the words "!" sounded in their hearts.

I saw Tang Bohu use Zhu Zhishan's smooth body to paint a masterpiece in just a few minutes, and the action was extremely cool, which shocked countless fans who watched the movie.

"A thousand words, only the word "" can express my mood at this moment!!"

"Tang Bohu is hanging, right?"

"Tang Bohu is really awesome!"

Zhu Zhishan even praised Tang Bohu: "Brother Tang's painting skills are really unprecedented, and there is no one before or since, I don't know what the name of this earth-shattering painting of ghosts and gods is?"

Tang Bohu also said with a smug face at this time: "Spectacular, isn't it? This is called "The Eagle Spreads Its Wings and Swallows the World"! This painting is enough to cover all your debts!"

Zhu Zhishan said happily: "What I admire most about Brother Tang is that I use my double points as flowers, palms as trees, and buttocks as stones... What I admire the most is that Brother Tang painted an eagle with my life, which is really majestic and magnificent, outlining its charm!"

Tang Bohu replied: "I'm talking about the little worm on the eagle's beak, how can it be majestic?

Seeing this, fans burst into laughter...

As the plot played one by one, soon the camera arrived at the plot of the four talented people in Jiangnan swimming in the garden.

I saw that the four talents were poetic, and a connecting poem amused the fans again: "A flock of geese under the mountain, boos drove down the river." Go down to the river to touch the goose and treat the hungry, and go home to play with the wife after eating. ”

Soon, attentive fans also discovered that this is the place where Ruhua appeared.

In the attention of countless fans, Ruhua looked back, and these fans were scared to vomit again...

"Damn, although I'm mentally prepared, I'm still very scary!"

"Damn!"

In the screening hall of "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance", laughter can be described as waves after waves, and some people passing by the door of the screening hall are also curious: "Is this movie so funny?"

And this also made a long queue in front of the ticket gate of "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance" again...

In the theater, after experiencing Xiaoqiang's death and comparing each other, Tang Bohu smoothly entered Washington and became a low-class subordinate... Soon the plot came to the part of picking up kites:

"You actually painted my peerless, graceful, and beautiful Sister Pomegranate into this virtue!" Wu Zhuangyuan pointed to the portrait of Qiu Xiang painted by Tang Bohu and scolded angrily.

Tang Bohu apologized: "I'm sorry, it's me who has no talent." ”

"Hmph, no talent! Don't learn to draw things if you don't have talent! While going, I have to open your eyes to what painting is, learn a little!" After Wu Zhuangyuan scolded angrily, he painted a work that was like a flower and a thriller, and said: "This is called painting !!"

"Come on, come on, let's appreciate it!"

After watching, these subordinates were instantly 'poisoned', foaming at the mouth and vomiting one after another.

The fans watching under the screen also had no strength to laugh.

"I'm no longer good, I'll be sent to the hospital after watching it, and I'm already weak from laughing," a fan said to a friend next to him.

His friend also held his stomach and replied: "I still want you to send me, oh my God, this movie is poisonous!

Soon the movie camera was in the dead of night, Tang Bohu wanted to find Qiu Xiang and confess to her, but he was punched by the peerless queen Sister Pomegranate.

Tang Bohu covered his beaten eyes and exclaimed, "Who hit me?"

"It's my peerless sister Pomegranate who is admired by thousands of people!"

"Sister Pomegranate is you, why did you beat me?" Tang Bohu said.

"Why? Your secret crush on me is now known to everyone!" replied Sister Pomegranate.

"Uh, Sister Pomegranate, I think you misunderstood, I am..."Tang Bohu said with a confused expression.

"Misunderstanding? Oh my God, you fell in love with my mother, such a rebellious and unconscionable thing, you actually did it, this is really exciting haha" Sister Pomegranate said excitedly.

Tang Bohu was instantly petrified: "Ah?!?"

Sister Pomegranate said excitedly and excitedly: "Come on, come on, I haven't tried such an exciting one yet!"

Tang Bohu pushed Sister Pomegranate away and said in horror: "Sister Pomegranate, what are you doing here?"

Sister Pomegranate lay on the ground, and said with a lustful face: "Come on, don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower, come on baby!"

Vomit~ Fans retched according to their chests and complained: "Damn, I really want to go up and step on his feet to relieve his anger!"

With this incident, Tang Bohu got rid of the code name of 9527 and was promoted to become a scholar, and had a name - Hua'an.

And after Tang Bohu helped Hua Taishi solve the scourge of murder, he was upgraded again, became a senior companion reading boy, and began a leisurely scholarly time, sometimes flirting with maids, sometimes flirting with Qiu Xiang...

Later, Zhu Zhishan was mistaken for Tang Bohu and was arrested and returned to Washington, and after several twists and turns, he was imprisoned in the firewood room, but he was given a sleep dress by the peerless Sister Pomegranate.

Sister Pomegranate was disheveled, and left the firewood room with a satisfied and lewd look......

And Zhu Zhishan is extremely comfortable after dinner, lying in the firewood room and picking his teeth, with an expression of being full of wine and food, and he is also a living fairy in disheveled clothes...

Fans who watched it couldn't help but admire: "This actor is really good, and the 'taste' is also very good!"

As the plot develops, the audience is deeply attracted and has no time to care about other things.

The pairing between Tang Bohu and the general staff made them enjoy watching it! And those couplets were even more amazing.

When Mrs. Hua found out that Hua An was Tang Bohu, the poison advertisements of the two were also fresh.

"The person who eats me for a day will lose all his martial arts in one day, his muscles and veins will flow backwards, and he will think wildly, so that he will go crazy, and finally his blood vessels will burst and die!"

"And the friend who ate our half-step smile, as the name suggests, must not walk half a step, or smile, otherwise the whole body will explode and die, it is really a necessary medicine for home travel and killing!"

Watching Mrs. Hua almost tripped and fell to the ground in a bouncing area, this paragraph made the audience laugh crazy again!

The subsequent plot is also all kinds of nonsensical funny, and Tang Bohu finally succeeded in hugging Qiu Xianggui, but he was stunned by Qiu Xiang's gambling nature...

After the movie was played, all the fans who watched it did not leave the scene for a long time, they were all digesting and recovering, laughing for an hour and a half, laughing tired, many people had not laughed so crazy for a long time.

And on the official website of "Tang Bohu's Autumn Fragrance", the forum is also very lively, and many people who can't buy tickets for the first few shows are asking:

"How's this movie going?"

"After reading it, I came out and walked around, and I talked to everyone."

"Although I haven't seen it yet, when I think of Ruhua, I risk my life and want to go for another wave!"

Many fans who couldn't watch the movie for the first time left messages on the official website, and the audience who watched the first show has also recovered at this time, sharing their viewing feelings in various ways.

"After watching this movie, I have facial paralysis and facial muscle cramps, this movie has laughter poison!"

"It's a super hilarious movie, I've laughed until my stomach hurts, hahaha I can't help but think of it hahaha!"

"As a person who has come over, don't bring drinks into the movie, it's best to bring a bottle of sedative, otherwise you will laugh and spit out and go crazy"

"A flower is a poison, but there is also a poison named Sister Pomegranate"

And the Douban score is also a super high score of 9.8 points, and a few hours later, the score has not declined, it is as stable as Mount Tai, and this movie will be a classic comedy again.