Shuhan didn't have a choice and reminded the fifth day of junior high school, the two of them have now become an inseparable whole, I'm afraid that in the future, whether they eat and sleep, and pee, the two of them will have to be together, and the most troublesome thing is what to do when something happens to Xirou and Liangliang?

Thinking of this, Chu Wu sat back on the chair stupidly, and Shuhan looked at him contemptuously.

"Look at your half-dead appearance, the old lady hasn't complained about the misery of life, what are you doing there? Put on your clothes first, and cover up your dripping play. ”

"Fart, Lao Tzu's guy is bigger than you, believe it or not, a stick will slap you to death. ”

The fifth year of junior high school was in a very bad mood, and his words were even more unscrupulous, but he still summoned the 'Red Maple Warrior Suit' from the coffin of the prison spirit and put it on his body, but he didn't expect this dress to treat the fifth and Shuhan as a whole, and a finger-thick hole was opened above the left shoulder of the fifth junior high to let this dark golden rope stretch out from it, and the skirt on Shuhan's body also became the color of the black and red combination, and the style was very close to the clothes on the fifth junior high.

Shuhan pulled her new skirt and looked at it in surprise, but the fifth year of the first year tilted her head and looked at the dark gold rope on her left shoulder with a bitter mouth, it seems that it is a foregone conclusion that the two of them will be inseparable, and even the equipment will regard them as one person, I am afraid that Shuhan, a shrew, will settle down on his shoulder.

Seeing where Shuhan was and where the 'Mei Zizi' admired the new skirt, the fifth day of the first month was even more unhappy, and with a move of his mind, the 'Red Maple Warrior Suit' took back the coffin of the prison spirit, but unfortunately Shuhan's body changed back to the previous pink long skirt, which was not as empty as the fifth day of the first month wished.

"What are you bastard doing on the fifth day of the first month, immediately change the clothes back to the old lady, don't think I don't know your dirty thoughts, it's disgusting. ”

Since things are already like this, it's useless to complain, and after putting on his clothes again, he exhaled deeply, "Hey, shrew, I'm going to pee, if you don't want to hang in mid-air, come over quickly." ”

Standing in the thatched toilet on the fifth day of the first year to open the gate and release water, Shuhan sat on his shoulder and covered her mouth and nose, in fact, relatively speaking, the impact of this incident on her was not as good as the fifth day of the first year, it was nothing more than replacing the helmet with golden sand for a living person, anyway, she had to follow the fifth day of the first month, so as to avoid walking and holding the heavy helmet by herself.

After shaking three times, his mood was a lot more relaxed, and he suddenly stopped on the fifth day of the first month of the latrine, turned his head to look at Shuhan seriously, and looked at Shuhan's heart straight hair.

"Why are you staring at the old lady like this, if you have a fart, let it go. ”

"Vixen, you honestly answer, do you need to poop and pee?"

"It's your business. ”

Since the fifth day of junior high school and Shuhan have been together, these two have not had a good word, and the language between them has become more and more vulgar and inferior, which is unbearable.

Chu Wu glared and shouted: "Why is it none of Lao Tzu's business, what if you pee on my body." ”

"Ha, what else can I do, change your clothes, or you will wear it like this. ”

The mushroom lid, from the hole in the ground until now, I haven't seen this shrew going to the toilet, so I won't guess that the 'flower stem' blocking her body is real, right?

Suddenly, Chu Wu thought of a 'very terrible' thing, he took the rope connecting the two, put it in his ear and flicked it with his fingers, hmm? The voice was wrong, it was actually hollow, and his expression suddenly changed from worry to horror.

Seeing Chu Wu knocking and listening to the rope, Shuhan couldn't help but ask curiously, "Hey, what are you doing?"

Chu Wu didn't reply, and looked at Shuhan again, and his face was gloomy, and his eyes kept roaming back and forth on her skirt.

This frightened Shuhan, she hurriedly pressed her skirt with both hands, and warned in a panic, "Hey! ”

The fifth day of junior high school still has no words, and her eyes are becoming more and more scary, don't look at the usual Shuhan who is not afraid of the shrew, in fact, she has a mirror in her heart, that is because the fifth year of junior high school let her, although this man is strong, but he is really not a brutal person who bullies the weak and acts recklessly.

"Hey, wake up on the fifth day of the first month, go crazy? Isn't it okay for the old lady to tell you in advance when she wants to go to the toilet? I was joking with you just now, how can I really pee on your clothes, and I still have to stay here. ”

"Huh, you're going to need to go to the toilet too, huh?"

The fifth day of junior high finally spoke, and the heart that Shuhan was carrying was put back in her stomach, and then she also returned to her true nature.

"Nonsense, you can't suffocate if you don't go to the toilet! Why do you always care about the old lady going to the toilet? What a pervert. ”

The fifth year of junior high school doesn't know what the pervert means, but it's not a good thing anyway, but since things are not what he imagined, then everyone is happy, otherwise he can't accept it no matter what, and he must cut the rope.

The relieved junior high school walked back to his room, and was just about to talk to Shuhan about her specific identity when the door was knocked on again.

When she opened the door, Xiao Lanlan was standing outside, she first said hello to Chu Wu, then looked at Shu Han who was sitting on Chu Wu's shoulder, hesitated for a moment, hugged her fist at Shu Han and saluted, and said at the same time: "Lord Shuhan Palace." ”

Shuhan changed her usual shrewd appearance, with a straight face, and her voice pretended to be low, "Xiao Dianwei is exempt, the Soul Returning Hall is no longer there, let's just match it by name." ”

Xiao Lanlan nodded lightly when she heard Shuhan's words, and did not express any closeness, and looked at the fifth junior high again: "First son, Ya is here, and she is waiting in the front hall." ”

"Ya is here, go quickly on the fifth day of the new year. ”

Shuhan looked happy, it seems that she should have a good relationship with this Ya, but this urging tone, how can it make the fifth junior high school feel like she has become a mount!

So Chu Wu's face was not too good, and he turned to Chen Jie's house and shouted, "Chen Jie, your ungrateful Ya is here." ”

When Chen Jie came to the front of the fifth junior high school, he had already changed into the chivalrous uniform of the ancient rusty sword sect, and said in a low voice with a somewhat complicated face: "Fifth brother, I ...... I can't see her. ”

"Look at your little bit of appearance, you were hit by someone else's word of toad? Remember, now that you are messing with me, even if it is a toad, it will be the toad that the woman has looked up to all her life, come and hold it. ”

After the fifth day of the new year, he turned his back to Xiao Lanlan and handed Chen Jie two peaches, two tomatoes and two cucumbers, don't look at this combination as nondescript, but which one is a delicacy now.

Then the fifth day of the first month was extremely arrogant and ordered Chen Jie: "You will eat these things in front of that Ya for a while, eat slowly, it is better to eat half and throw half, just throw that female Rao's feet, I heard no cherry blossoms"