When Chen Yang returned to the real world.

It was almost twelve o'clock.

The mobile phone has received countless missed calls, and he will do such a stupid thing, he doesn't have to think about it to know that he is that slut, Chen Yang picked up the mobile phone and called the second child back, and scolded when he opened his mouth: "You are sick." ”

The second child scolded back: "You are sick, what age, the mobile phone is still so difficult to get through, I have been in Rongcheng for half a day, how can you be a landlord." ”

"Didn't you say that tomorrow would come?"

"I want to surprise you, no. ”

"Surprise your sister, let's say, where are you now. ”

"Wait, I'll ask. ”

"Little sister, what's the name of our club?"

"Brother, this refers to drunkenness. ”

Hearing the soft voice on the other end of the phone, the corners of Chen Yang's mouth twitched, since he was cuckolded, he has become more and more open, he likes to give rewards to Internet celebrities all day long, and he especially likes to be a young model.

Refers to drunkenness...

This club, Chen Yang has still heard of it, it is a relatively high-end club in Rongcheng, and there is such a saying in a certain circle in Rongcheng: Only the poor go to the water to tune the song head, and the rich are all drunk and drunk.

When Zhang Fatzi was young, he had a great dream, that is, to make enough money to cover all the young models who were drunk with his fingers, but this dream was completely extinguished when he was thirty years old.

Over the years, it has become more and more high-end, only taking the boutique route, and the cost of joining the club alone is a large amount, plus the cost of drinks inside, it takes about five figures to live happily for a night.

"It's referring to being drunk and confused. The second said.

"Enjoy, I slept. Chen Yang replied.

"Wait, it's still not a brother, I've helped you open a good house, it's still not a man, come and let me show you, what a real man is." ”

"Get out. ”

......

When Chen Yang returned home, he found that his parents hadn't slept yet, Lao Chen was still watching TV there, Huang Hui looked very happy, and after seeing Chen Yang, he immediately greeted him: "Recently, why did you come back so late." ”

"Went to help out at a friend's farm. Chen Yang said with a smile.

"It's so late. Huang Hui said distressedly.

Chen Yang nodded: "The farm is in the next city, and it took a little more time to go back and forth." ”

"Be careful when driving, know no. ”

"Got it. ”

Seeing that the second elder hadn't slept so late, Chen Yang vaguely felt that they had something to discuss with him, so when he was about to ask, his mother said seriously: "Xiaoyao's mother, called me today, saying that the two of us will find a time to meet." ”

What the?

Chen Yang was instantly stunned.

Why don't you play cards according to the routine at all, how can you still get involved with your parents about the young man's little thing, it's really treacherous, the corners of Chen Yang's mouth twitched, this Hongmen banquet said that he couldn't go to anything.

"When?" Chen Yang asked.

"It's set for the day after tomorrow. Mom said.

Chen Yang said euphemistically, can you cancel this meeting, but the mother's face instantly fell, and she pulled him to preach, saying that the matter has been decided and cannot be changed, and besides, this matter was facilitated by your second aunt, and you must do it beautifully, otherwise you will lose the face of your second aunt.

......

The world of adults.

It's so complicated.

is just a blind date, and you can still pull out so many doorways, it seems that if you don't go, you can't be a person, and you are ashamed of your second aunt's family and your help to them for so many years.

Chen Yang, who vaguely felt that something was wrong, asked his mother: "Where will I eat the day after tomorrow?"

"It's the same restaurant last time. ”

Chen Yang's face darkened instantly, as if he understood what Mu Xiaoyao was doing, but when he heard that it was the Western restaurant, he didn't know why, Chen Yang was a little inexplicably excited, and it was very likely that he would meet the waitress again.

Last time I drank too much alcohol.

It's a big mistake.

When the atmosphere is so good, why did you forget to ask people's names and WeChat accounts.

"Got it. ”

Just as Chen Yang was about to take a bath, Lao Chen, who was wearing reading glasses, stopped him: "Wait, come over for a while." ”

Chen Yang smiled: "Old Chen, what's the matter." ”

Lao Chen pointed to the red lobster on the table, and said: "What are you buying such an expensive lobster for, it's not the season for Aolong, you buy this, how to say it, it will cost more than two thousand, we don't need you to honor us, now the seafood restaurant has just started, and the money has to be saved." ”

After hearing Lao Chen's words, Chen Yang kept complaining in his heart, and when he first brought them lobsters, Chen Yang felt that something was wrong.

The main reason is that Lao Chen is too knowledgeable about this, he can see through what kind of goods it is at a glance, and Aolong is indeed very expensive, and the blue crabs and groupers he has been engaged in recently are so good, plus this Aolong, people will be suspicious.

In order to avoid unnecessary speculation and divert Lao Chen's attention, Chen Yang had an idea: "I'm sorry, I forgot to say, this was sent by someone else to our house." ”

Hear this.

Lao Chen's face instantly froze.

The old mother on the side couldn't help laughing, and mocked Lao Chen: "Let you be hypocritical usually, my son bought you delicious food, and I still want to teach him a lesson, now it's okay, I am amorous, this is someone else's, what does it matter to you." ”

Ahem, ahem.

Embarrassed Lao Chen, holding the remote control in his hand, pressed a few satellite TV stations in a row, and then turned off the TV: "The recent anti-Japanese war movies are really getting more and more unwatchable, I went to sleep, you go to bed early, and you have to get up early tomorrow to buy, I know if there is." ”

"Got it. ”

"Do you want me to buy one for you? ”

Lao Chen waved his hand: "What are you kidding, when your father was young, he didn't know how much he ate in the wild Chinese splendid lobster, and he would be rare for you, the Australian dragon, and your shrimp meat tasted average, so it deceived those who admired foreign people, or our local green dragon was delicious." ”

After Lao Chen finished speaking, he closed the door and went to sleep.

The mother on the side smiled happily: "Let me tell you, your father stared at this lobster all day, and said no, in fact, he was very happy, and I don't know how, the older I get, the more hypocritical I become, I also go to sleep, you go to bed early." ”

"Good. ”

When Chen Yang took a bath.

Wearing a waterproof glove, he was afraid that the blistered wound would touch the shower gel and shampoo, which is why he came back just now and kept his hands in his trouser pocket, just because he was afraid that Huang Hui would find out, otherwise according to her temperament, her eyes would definitely be red.

After finally washing.

Chen Yang was lying on the bed, his muscles were very sore, he felt that his body was not like his own, his hands were shaking unconsciously, he had overdrawn too much strength on the island today, and just when he was about to sleep, the second child sent him a continuous voice.

"The service here is so high-end, and there is cosplay, and today this one is playing a wife who is cheating for the first time. ”

"I've finally unlocked Advanced Pose. ”

"Really, don't you want to make a shot?"

Chen Yang was too lazy to reply to him, but as soon as he reminded him, Chen Yang thought that if he had time tomorrow, he could find a reliable club to help him dredge his meridians and relieve his muscle soreness by the way.

Probably too tired.

Chen Yang slept very comfortably today, he didn't even wake him up with an alarm clock, and when he woke up, it was already six o'clock in the morning, so he hurriedly got up to brush his teeth and wash his face, and he didn't even bother to eat breakfast, but when he went out, his Wuling Hongguang disappeared.

"What's the hurry, seeing that you have been so tired lately, your father will look at the store for you for a day. ”

"That's right. ”