Chapter 379: There Is a Skit on the Theme of Crossing (Fourth Update)
When it is broadcast on TV in the later stage, it will be accompanied by subtitles: "Hello, Li Huanying"
Screenwriter: Qin Luo
Starring: Lin Jia, Qin Luo, Lu Yao
Assistants: Yang Lei, Jiang Shimeng, Cao Hejun, Cheng Huan, Pu Yu, Zhang Bin, Liu Lu
On the side of the stage, the small curtain opened, Zhang Bin was wearing a sportswear and a wig and was pressing his legs on the horizontal bar, Lin Jia stood beside him and asked, "Uncle Zhang, what about pressing your legs?
Zhang Bin patted the left leg that was standing on one leg, "I can't do this leg." ”
"Why?" Lin Jia asked curiously.
Zhang Bin: "This is a real leg." ”
Lin Jia looked surprised, and reached out and touched the pressed leg, "This is a prosthetic leg?
Zhang Bin sighed and said in a reminiscent tone, "Oh, I want to clean up the little hooligans when I was in the factory back then, and act bravely." Don't mention it, don't mention it. ”
After speaking, Zhang Bin turned around and limped away.
"Lin Jia. At this time, a shout sounded, and then Yang Lei walked onto the stage.
Seeing this, Lin Jia immediately pulled out her legs and ran, "Oops, Mom." ”
"What are you running?" Yang Lei chased after Lin Jia and grabbed her, "I took you to your grandmother's house, what's wrong with you accompanying her?"
"Mom, I can't accompany my grandma. Lin Jia said helplessly.
"You have no conscience. Yang Lei accused, "How much your grandmother likes you." Why can't you accompany me?"
Lin Jia shook her legs, she was wearing a pair of ripped jeans, "She wants to sew my pants." ”
"Poof!"
"Hahaha. ”
"Your grandma obviously doesn't understand fashion. ”
"I've had the same experience. My grandma once patched up my ripped jeans. ”
"Was this sketch written by Qin Luo? Why do you feel a little out of standard? It's been so long since I started, I haven't even understood what I want to perform. ”
"yes, it's a bit inexplicable. ”
"Did Qin Luo put all his energy into practicing his mouth and kung fu?
There were people in the audience who laughed, but more people were skeptical.
On the stage, Lin Jia and Yang Lei frolicked, running towards the main stage one after the other.
Suddenly, the lights dimmed and nothing could be seen.
But in the darkness, the sound of a car's emergency braking sounded, mixed with the sound of a heavy object.
"What's going on? I got into a car accident as soon as I got up?"
"Wouldn't it?
"What the hell is this playing? ”
"Oh, disappointed. The previous five shows were all very good, and I had great expectations for Qin Luo's finale, but now it seems that I overestimated Qin Luo. ”
"Read on. ”
The curtain rises on the main stage, set against the backdrop of a fertilizer factory in the 80s.
Lin Jia stood there, looking around inexplicably.
"Tofu, tofu just out of the pot. A little fat man was carrying a basket, shouting while walking, and when he walked in front of Lin Jia, he fell, and the little fat man looked at the basket with a nervous face, and then stood up casually and continued to shout, "Tofu brain, freshly ground tofu brain." ”
"Hahaha, when tofu falls, it becomes tofu brain. ”
"You're too casual to buy things, aren't you? ”
"The little fat man is very clever. ”
"That's a good meme. ”
Many people smiled for the first time when they saw this.
But there are still many people who are not satisfied.
At this time, Zhang Bin limped onto the stage again, but this time he became very young, and his fake white hair was gone.
"Uncle Zhang?" Lin Jia finally saw an acquaintance, and immediately stepped forward to grab Zhang Bin.
"Isn't it you, just call people uncle? Zhang Bin looked unhappy.
"That ......," Lin Jiachi asked, "Are you Zhang Bin?"
"yes. ”
Lin Jia looked at him and said with an affirmative face, "My right leg is injured because I was brave enough to do it." ”
"That's not. Zhang Bin pointed to his left leg, "This leg of mine was discounted by people who were brave and righteous by people who molested women." ”
"Poof!"
"Hahaha. ”
"It's in a trance. ”
"I see, this leg is broken like this. ”
"Huh, I seem to understand, this is ...... Crossing the sketch?"
"I seem to understand that Lin Jia's mother was hit by a car, is she going over to find her mother?"
"Crossing theme sketches? Sure enough, this is produced by Qin Luo! He is the originator of crossing sketches!"
"I'm looking forward to the rest of the story. ”
Many viewers at the scene saw this and understood what this sketch was about.
On the stage, Lin Jia asked, "Uncle Zhang, what year is this?"
Zhang Bin looked at Lin Jia with a neurotic look, but he still replied, "86 years." ”
Lin Jia's eyes lit up, and he asked again, "Is this the No. 1 fertilizer factory?"
Zhang Bin nodded, "Yes." ”
Lin Jia was anxious all of a sudden, "That'...... Where's my mom?"
Zhang Bin was speechless with his hands on his hips, "How do I know where your mother is, come up and find your mother, are you a little tadpole?"
Lin Jia thought for a moment and changed her question, "Where is Li Huanying?"
"It's in this factory. Zhang Bin said, looking at Lin Jia in surprise, "Who are you?"
Lin Jia rolled her eyes, "I'm a relative of hers." ”
Zhang Bin didn't doubt it, and stretched out his hand at this time, "Isn't this coming?" ”
From the side of the stage, five women workers from the fertilizer factory approached.
Walking in the front is a little chubby girl, "Hey, lately, my right eyelid has been jumping, and I always feel like something is going to happen." ”
"Stop. Zhang Bin hurriedly called out to a few people.
"What are you doing?" the five of them stood in place, and the little chubby girl asked suspiciously.
"Look who's coming. Zhang Bin pointed at Lin Jia with his finger.
Lin Jia and the little chubby girl looked at each other.
BGM "Lu Binghua" sounded at the right time.
Lin Jia stepped forward and hugged the little chubby girl tightly, startled her, and asked in surprise, "Are you?"
Lin Jia took her hand, "You don't know me, but I know you, your name, Li Huanying." ”
"Who called me?"
However, a figure stood out from the back of the crowd, and it was Lu Yao with two braids.
Looking at Lu Yao who stood up, Lin Jia looked confused.
The little chubby girl also reacted, "My name is Wang Tiegang." I'm looking for the wrong person. I'll just say that the right eyelid doesn't necessarily happen. ”
Saying that, Chubby Niu walked off the stage with the other four people.
"Are you Li Huanying?" Lin Jia asked as she looked at Lu Yao.
"It's me. Lu Yao nodded, "You are?"
Lin Jia waved his hand and said, "You don't know who I am, I just need to know that you are Li Huanying." ”
The audience at the scene saw that this was all clear, this was a sketch that traveled through the past to find his mother.
"When will Qin Luo play? Don't you say he's also an assistant?"
"yes. I'm looking forward to Qin Luo's appearance. ”
"Since the end of the sketch competition, I haven't watched Qin Luo perform sketches for a long time, and this time I finally got my wish. ”
"I'll wait until the flowers are gone. ”