NO.93

Banban: "Hahaha, I didn't expect that the first place in the dignified grade turned out to be a road idiot." ”

I pulled out my phone and quickly started navigating, trying to divert his attention, but I didn't expect it to work.

Baidu Maps is really a good thing, it took a while to help us plan the route home, and it also successfully helped me divert the attention of Banban, a ZZ child, thank you very much.

Banban: "Just now my aunt said that she was buying vegetables in the supermarket, why don't we go to her, we can help her pick up vegetables." ”

Yo, I didn't expect Banban to be a warm man, haha, in fact, I'm also a warm little sun, but my light is too dazzling, I'm afraid of sunburning.

I said, "For the sake of your filial piety, I can make my mother recognize you as her godson." ”

Banban's eyes lit up and he said excitedly, "Really?!"

I said, "Just kidding, just kidding, don't take it seriously, if you don't want to, I don't say it, hehehe." ”

Banban's eyes saw that I was stunned, after the calf, I won't step on his sore spot, the family is not complete children are often very fragile, thinking of this, my heart is full of guilt, what to do, so anxious that I don't know where to put my hands, the phone almost threw out.

Banban: "I don't care, I take it seriously!"

I took it upon myself to recognize a godson to my mother, I don't know if she will be happy or sad for a while, after all, Zhong Xiaojie and I are enough for her to bother. Forget it, there are already two of them anyway, and one more of him is not too much.

In this way, Banban and I embarked on the road of "finding my mother".

When Ban Ban and I saw my mother, she carried a big basket of vegetables and walked around the supermarket, Ban Ban was quick and took the basket from my mother's hand one step ahead of me, in fact, he didn't have to grab it, even if my mother gave it to me, I would turn around and throw it to him, how to say I have to give him a chance to perform. If he wants to recognize "godmother", he has to behave in advance.

In order to be afraid that he would scare my mother, on the way to the supermarket, I told Ban Ban not to rush to shout "Mom" when he saw my mother, and when I arrived at my house, I would introduce him well and say something good.

And my mother is also very satisfied with the performance of his future "godson", although she doesn't know that the person who helps her carry the food in front of her will become her other son, she is full of praise for being sensible, much more sensible than me and Zhong Xiaojie.

Just when I was secretly rejoicing in my ingenuity, my mother and I met her future daughter-in-law, sorry, wrong, I should say that it was her "godson's" future daughter-in-law, but it didn't matter, anyway, we didn't know that there would be such a relationship in the future.

Yes, you guessed it, we met Peng Meijia and her mother.

My mother has good eyes, and when she saw Peng Meijia's mother from a distance, she left me and Banban and ran to say hello to others, you said that you lost Banban, just throw it away, anyway, he is not biological, why did he lose my own son, could it be that I really picked it up by her. I think Banban voiced my doubts.

Banban: "According to my analysis, you either buy fruit and give it away, or you give it away for phone bills." "The most infuriating thing is that he actually said it seriously.

I said, ", you won't have a chance to shout 'Mommy.'" ”

I glanced at the vegetables in the basket, the cucumbers were too thin, they would break if I hit him, so let's take the eggplant, if I hit him on the back of the head, the eggplant would not break, and he would not die. Amitabha, good, good, let's go, I'm going to start, in case there is no weight, it's not good to splash your blood, go farther.

No, I'm a righteous gentleman, how can I do it behind my back, forget it.

Just when I was thinking about how to knock Banban unconscious, his future "godmother" and his future "mother-in-law" beckoned to the two of us to go over.

After we passed, Peng Meijia was also there, Wenwen quietly, and her performance at school was like two people, Banban leaned in my ear, and whispered: "Did you see it, not only the two of us, Peng Meijia is the same, in front of the parents, they are all the same." ”

I quickly shook my head and poured out the water he poured into my head, the more I thought about the word "face", the more I thought it was a derogatory term, and if I stayed with him for a long time, my language grades would definitely plummet, and it was estimated that passing was a problem. However, he was not rough, he was reasonable, and I thought it would have been easier for me to accept it if he had changed his words.

After talking, my mother finally remembered that her son was still waiting on the side, and said to Peng Meijia's mother with a smile: "Let's talk another day, you see, we are patronizing and talking, and the children have nothing to say." ”

Peng Meijia's mother said: "Yes, yes, it is estimated that these children don't communicate much in the class, so let them discuss their studies more and make progress together, by the way, your Zhong Keyu is not the first mother in the grade, our Jiajia is relatively stupid, if you have time, let Keyu help her more." ”

What they don't know is that I, Banban, and Peng Meijia don't have nothing to say, but they talk too much at school, and now I don't know where to start.

My mother: "Of course, our family Coco likes to help others the most." She looked at me with a grin.

Come on, she was afraid that I was idle, and she contracted me out to tutor others. I really picked it up, and I quietly thought in my heart whether I bought fruit and gave it away or gave it to the phone bill.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Ban Ban stepped forward to talk: "Auntie, I'm not bad at studying, I can also help your Jiajia review homework, the two of us are still at the same table." ”

As soon as Peng Meijia and her mother heard that Banban was studying well and Peng Meijia was still at the same table, she became more enthusiastic, and almost didn't take Banban to their house as a guest.

Banban talked to his future "mother-in-law" like this, and left an excellent impression, what she didn't know was that in fact, Banban and Peng Meijia's grades were about the same, not to mention tutoring, he didn't pull Peng Meijia to the bottom of the class, thank God.

And Peng Meijia and I, as two people familiar with the matter, nodded in agreement with Banban's statement, affirming his academic performance.

After a "short" exchange that lasted about half an hour, my mother and Peng Meijia's mother reluctantly waved goodbye and made an appointment to go shopping together next time.

After Peng Meijia and her mother left, I was very curious to ask my mother how she met Peng Meijia and her mother, which I was very puzzled about, because I had never introduced this person to her.

My mother: "Your mom and I are very powerful, don't you have a parent group in your class? I know her in the group, and let me tell you, I basically know the parents of your classmates. ”

What else can I say, Mom, you are really good, you have been in the second class for almost a year, I can't even remember the names of the classmates in the class, and you have recognized all the parents of the classmates in the class.

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