Chapter 8: It Doesn't Listen to Me!

Plunge in.

Fang Yi's silver needle had already pierced into his uncle's wrist and closed it. He used the Five Elements Needle Method taught by Hu Guangying.

The Five Elements Acupuncture Method is based on the principle that the five elements of the human body are mutually reinforcing and mutually reinforcing. If the mutual restraint is used well, the disease will be cured.

On the contrary, if it is done in the opposite direction, it will have another effect.

The uncle's body reacted immediately. But it's not the kind that foams at the mouth with convulsions all over the body, it's just ...... Hands keep swinging, uncontrollable swinging.

Have you ever seen someone holding chopsticks and stirring the egg yolk in a bowl?

No, it's more exaggerated than that.

The uncle was scared, his hand was not controlled at all, and he wanted to shake it like he wanted to fall.

It is said that the ignorant are fearless, but often fear is also due to your absolute ignorance of a certain field.

The uncle's abnormal behavior frightened the crowd into subconsciously taking five or six steps back, and the aunt was also so frightened that she let go of her hand, thinking that the wife in her mouth was an evil person.

Husband and wife were originally birds of the same forest, and they flew separately when disaster came...... What's more, they are not really husband and wife yet?

Chen Tingting saw that things were evolving in an uncontrollable direction again, and immediately said to Fang Yi: "Stop, he will die!"

"Long-winded!" Fang Yi snorted coldly, stared at Chen Tingting with extremely sharp eyes, and said, "Whether he will die or not, it's up to me to decide!"

In terms of medical skills, Fang Yi is extremely proud, and in this field, he has the momentum of an overlord. What's more, he still doesn't know how he got the needle himself? He is just a whole fake couple, and he doesn't intend to kill people at all.

"You!" Chen Tingting wanted to say something, but she didn't say anything after all. Such a stubborn and absolute attitude in her eyes made her speechless.

Fang Yi glanced at the uncle who was shaking his hands on the ground, then looked at the aunt with a smile and said, "Auntie, this is not your husband, why are you walking so fast?"

The aunt immediately realized that something was wrong and hurriedly crawled over, but she still didn't dare to hug the uncle, so she put on a sad face and shouted: "I was suddenly frightened, I was afraid! ”

Fang Yi pointed at his aunt and scolded angrily: "You shut up for me! Love is an instinct, from the moment you jumped out just now, it proves that the two of you are not a husband and wife! Touching porcelain to deceive people is already hateful, so don't blaspheme love anymore!"

A word wakes up the dreamer. Although the masses are easy to incite, their eyes are also bright, and they immediately realize that something is wrong, and everyone has different opinions.

"yes, this guy is right. If this is an old couple, will you be afraid of this?"

"It's just that the old men in my family often wet the bed, and I don't dislike it?"

"When my old man was gone, everyone was afraid, so I hugged him and cried. ”

Yes. Although there is a proverb such as "husband and wife are birds of the same forest", true love is great. Especially the old couples who came over in the old days, they will not dislike the other half.

Fang Yi has lived in a traditional family since he was a child, and he has long known these things, and even has a deep understanding of them. Her grandmother was half paralyzed due to a serious accident, and her grandfather waited for her with a box of silver needles for the rest of her life, which was truly inseparable.

What is a couple? This is a couple!

It's like the liar couple in front of them, and they don't even count as a fart at all.

Aside from the fact that they were cheating, this kind of love that even cried with eye drops was enough to make Fang Yi feel disgusted.

He pointed to the stunned aunt, and suddenly sneered: "Okay, you have to say that you are a husband and wife, right? ”

Proof of this? How do you prove this?

Not only the aunt was stunned, but everyone was stunned.

Fang Yi rubbed his chin and said, "When I was a child, I saw Aunt Qiong Yao's Huanzhu Gege...... The love between Er Kang and Ziwei in it is really heartbreaking and tearful, why don't you play it once?"

Chen Tingting's mouth was wide open, and her jaw was about to dislocate. Is this guy really sick in the brain? He's a madman! He's a weird guy! He's just a bad taste!

What kind of brain structure did it take for him to come up with something like this?

What kind of fuss is going on in the streets?

Auntie really wanted to cry. What made her even more helpless was, why didn't the police stop her?

Forget about the masses, the masses are born with a natural instinct to watch lively. To be honest, they still want to see what this old version of Erkang crape myrtle looks like.

Fang Yi glanced around, and then said to the uncle, "Uncle, what's wrong with your hand?"

The uncle cried with a sad face and said, "Doctor, let me go, I was wrong, I recruited everything, I was wrong, I touched porcelain." ”

Wow!

The audience was boiling. The prisoner confessed, it seems that this is really a porcelain incident!

The uncle pleaded guilty, and the public opinion of the masses followed suit.

Chen Tingting looked at the crowd, and she had to admire Fang Yi in her heart. What kind of person is this who can do things of this level? Fang Yi is like a person who was born to break the system, and although what he does is not shocking, it is enough to subvert people's thinking.

How could Fang Yi let go of this pair of liars so easily?

Isn't such a low cost of crime tantamount to conniving at their next crime?

Fang Yi ignored his uncle's plea for mercy, squatted down to support his cheek with one hand, and asked curiously, "Uncle, what's wrong with your hand?"

"It doesn't listen to me!" The uncle's hand was about to dislocate, and he said with a handful of snot and tears: "Look, it really doesn't listen to me." ”

Fang Yi shook his head, pointed at the aunt, and said, "You should tell her...... Ziwei, do you see my hand? It doesn't listen to me!"

As he spoke, Fang Yi also danced and acted.

The most terrifying thing in the world is not a madman, but a madman with the ability to manipulate other people's bodies.

The uncle and aunt regretted it so much that their intestines were so green that they were about to turn purple. Knowing this, they wouldn't have taken this area...... I don't know who told them that the land was so fat.

This time it's a good thing, the oil didn't catch it, so I ran into a madman first.

The uncle burst into tears and begged, "I did it, can I let us go and let my hands return to normal?"

"Are you qualified to negotiate terms with me?" The cold light in Fang Yi's eyes flashed. finally came out to fall in love and go shopping with Xia Rushuang, you bastards have to come to make trouble, you are really fucking looking for death!

Fang Yi's anger was twofold. On the one hand, because the pressure was pressed for too long to be released, and the fake couple crashed into the muzzle. On the other hand, the two-person world that was finally created was ruined like this!

Chen Tingting finally couldn't sit still, put her hand on Fang Yi's shoulder, and said, "Don't go too far." ”

"What do you mean not to be too much?" Fang Yi was angry, turned his head to stare at Chen Tingting, and said, "If I let them go today, they will lie to others." What if you arrest him? Isn't it a return to his old job if he is released? What's the point?"

Chen Tingting's face was embarrassed, and she looked back at Xia Rushuang. Intuition told her that only this woman could restrain Fang Yi.

Xia Rushuang had been standing not far behind Fang Yi and remained silent.

When she and Chen Tingting met their eyes, she said calmly: "He is measured. ”

Chen Tingting collapsed. She kind of knows, these two people are blind if they don't get married, this is simply a strange pair!

Xia Rushuang is not wonderful, she just understands Fang Yi, that's all.

Fang Yi turned around and smiled at Xia Rushuang, then looked back at his uncle and said, "No one can help you today." Either you will act, or you will play like this for the rest of your life. ”

The uncle choked on his saliva, looked at his companion, his lips squirmed, and he wanted to say but didn't dare to say it.

There's really no way to say this, it's so embarrassing!

A modern version of Erkang and crape myrtle?

If you really act, you should commit suicide by throwing yourself into the river!

But his own hand goes on like this, but life is better than death, and death is even more uncomfortable!

It's better to die than to live, the uncle finally figured it out, he opened his mouth and whispered: "Ziwei ......"

"Louder!" Fang Yi picked up a newspaper and rolled it up, slapping the ground while pointing at the uncle and said, "Don't waste your nostrils, you only have nostrils like Er Kang, you hurry up and play me better!"

"Ziwei, do you see my hand?" the uncle cried, he really cried, he felt that he was being abused.

The uncle shook his hand and shouted, "It doesn't listen to me!"

The aunt also cried. She knew it would be her turn next.

Fang Yi nodded with a smile and looked at his aunt. Just as he was about to speak, a big man in the crowd walked out.

The big man is five big and three thick, with a short head, and the muscles all over his body are very strong, looking like a thug.

He pointed at Fang Yi and said, "You are too much, even if you treat prisoners, you shouldn't be like this, do you still have a little humanity?"

Then, he pointed at Chen Tingting and scolded: "You who are also policemen, how can you sit back and watch this kind of lynching happen?"

Dahan's words are reasonable, but they are actually bullshit.

Thieves and pickpockets who are caught by the public will be beaten half to death. The principle is very simple, that is, an adult has to be responsible for what he does, and a person can't just think about eating meat and not want to pay, right?

This is the price, this is the principle of equivalent exchange!

However, Fang Yi was not angry, he believed that the people were not stupid to this extent, and he believed that the common people were eager for the death of swindlers and corrupt officials, and they would not intercede for these people.

Then, there will be only one possibility to come out at this time - accomplices!

Fang Yi clapped his palms, opened his mouth and wanted to speak but suddenly got stuck, turned around and asked Chen Tingting: "That...... Don't Erkang and Ziwei have a child? What's the name?"

Chen Tingting was stunned. Is this guy really addicted to acting? What time is it now?

At this time, a voice came from the crowd: "Dong'er." ”

Fang Yi raised his eyebrows, looked at the big man with a playful expression, and said, "Dong'er, are you looking for your parents?"

The speaker has no intention of listening, and Fang Yi's mischievous words made Chen Tingting.

Chen Tingting glanced at the other colleagues, and her expression became a little wary.

Dahan's face flashed a touch of weirdness, he smiled and took out his police ID card, and said: "I am Lian Changhe, the police chief of Yuedong District, and I am my own person." ”

Chen Tingting's expression immediately relaxed. If this document is real, it is really my own person, so there is no need to guard against it.

Fang Yi's brows suddenly furrowed. Eighty percent of them are black policemen!