Chapter 317: Elbow Princess (2)
(Guarantee 2)
The next day at school, walking on campus, the song "You at the Same Table" sung by Feng Han became a hot topic among the students, and the sound of "lalalala" could be heard everywhere.
Even some of the first- and third-year high school students also started the relationship between the second year of high school and wanted to copy the lyrics of this song and feel the call of youth.
As for Feng Han and Mr. Guo's painstaking "I Am a Black Club", it did not arouse much interest among the students, and many people said that it was not as funny as that acrobatics.
Although Feng Han has been trying to avoid northern slang dialects, there are still many jokes that cannot be understood by southern audiences.
At most, Mr. Guo's name of the dish amazed everyone, and the ridicule of Lu Youxi's "crystal elbow" was more deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
After Lu Youxi put this cross talk video clip on the Internet, he also laughed at himself, "Whoever calls me Crystal Elbow in the future, I will be in a hurry~"
is so blatantly showing affection, in addition to giving an explanation to those who pay attention to them, Lu Youxi actually wants to know what Su Huan and Han Wu think.
Another negative effect of the gala that has become a thing of the past is that Mr. Guo Qian was called by the senior director of the teaching department in charge of the school's ideological work to give a lecture.
Director Gao said something that was not light or serious, mainly aimed at the "I Am the Black Club" he performed with Feng Han last night.
Originally, Mr. Guo was very happy, although the students' feedback was not so good, at least a few points they really laughed.
And when he went back last night, he communicated with his wife for a long time, and his wife said that he was about to burst into laughter, it was too cola, and his wife's point of view made him feel a sense of accomplishment.
How did Director Gao come to become unhealthy content, and there was wrong guidance for students, and finally he also taught earnestly, "Several parents have responded to me, saying that you are a teacher who is not respectful, which makes them very uneasy. ”
Director Gao relied on his uncle to be the vice principal of Gao, who was only in his twenties, and he looked like a senior teacher like Mr. Guo.
Teacher Guo was very disgusted when he heard this, and said a little provocatively, "Then do I still have to write a check or something." ”
"You don't need to check it, you are a Chinese teacher, it is not difficult for you to write an inspection, if you are a math teacher or a physics teacher, you will definitely not be able to run away from an inspection," Director Gao said, "That's it, half of this month's class fee will be deducted." ”
After Mr. Guo went out, he didn't understand a little, how could he bring joy to people, but he had to deduct money?
No, I have to remind Feng Han, he will be greeted by Director Gao later, and he will not be prepared at all.
"What?!" Feng Han stood up stubbornly, "Deduction of money! Why do you go, let's talk to Principal Dugu!"
Teacher Guo stopped him, "Principal Dugu will retire soon, the future successor will definitely be Principal Gao, Director Gao is Principal Gao's nephew, there is no need to be angry with them, that little money is nothing, I just remind you, be careful that the surname Gao will trouble you." ”
Lu Youxi on the side also said, "Teacher Guo, this senior director deducted your class fee for no reason, which is unreasonable, and I don't think there is anything wrong with what you said, it was all reviewed before the show, since it has been reviewed, why should you carry the pot." ”
"Who made my surname Guo," Mr. Guo joked, "This matter will end here, I said this cross talk is very enjoyable, this is enough, if you grasp the problem of censorship, you have to implicate other teachers, it's a pity that we can't continue to partner in the future." ”
Feng Han said, "Indeed, but I will write, and if I need it in the future, I can be a screenwriter for you." ”
Teacher Guo smiled: "I'm a teacher, why do I want so many cross talk scripts, I didn't say to go, and I still want me to deduct my basic salary." ”
After Teacher Guo left, Feng Han thought about it, and decided to find Principal Dugu, he was the mastermind in this matter, if he deducted the money, deducted his own good, that money was nothing to him, but for teachers, the class fee was higher than the basic salary, and the impact on Teacher Guo was too great.
When Mr. Guo returned to the office, Mr. Zu Xiao immediately asked, "Old Guo, what is Director Gao looking for you?"
"It's okay, you want me to give him another piece of food name," Mr. Guo said optimistically, "I said I had no appetite, so I came back." ”
Everyone laughed, and they didn't notice the difference between Guo Qian at all.
There was no class in the morning, Guo Qian turned on the computer and browsed the web in boredom.
Usually he also likes to watch some funny videos, which can be regarded as accumulating material for his own creation.
But today he actually saw himself on the 24-hour hot buo!
To be precise, I saw the deer young stream!
After Lu Youxi went back last night, he first cut out the cross talk video of Feng Han and Teacher Guo and posted it on the Internet, and also ridiculed his title of "crystal elbow", which can be regarded as an alternative show of affection.
Sure enough, many netizens below expressed their opinions on this title.
It doesn't matter: hello elbows, I like to eat elbows too.
Classical Generalization: I'll call you Princess Crystal from now on!
Sad pillow: I don't feel like Feng Han is thinking of the crystal elbow, but thinking of something shameful, hateful, I really want to waste that thing!
Actually, I prefer sauce elbows, but for the sake of the little fairy, I decided to change my hobby!
These comments are actually not nutritious, but Mr. Guo saw a lot of comments on this cross talk work in the comments, and he wanted to hear everyone's opinions on this work.
Gongzilang: After reading it, it's not fun at all!
Life is sauce purple: I think so too.
qbl91 said: I kind of regret that I came in.
However, these comments did not defeat Mr. Guo, and what he saw was more of a recognition of this work.
Lemon is not sour: What kind of art form is this, I feel like it's interesting.
Mr. Guo immediately logged in to his account and replied: This is called cross talk, which is Feng Han's original comedy form.
Keep watching.
Sunny cold drink: I was watching just now, drinking water while watching, and then my keyboard was useless!
Mr. Guo replied again: Is it laughing?
Jie Wuneng: The man in Lu Youxi is really all-round, he can do comedy dramas, and the two of them stand there, they can make me laugh without borrowing any props, amazing, amazing~
Midnight: I think if Feng Han looks ugly, just like the person next to him, I will laugh even happier.
Teacher Guo happily replied to others: You are a personal attack, I will tell you.
Drunken Wind and Dust: The crab part made me laugh to death, why is this boy so cute!
Teacher Guo replied: Please pay attention to the cute middle-aged man next to you.
Yanbo Diaosuo: The accompaniment of the gourd baby is very magical, I only remembered after reading it, this song was also written by Feng Han, and it deserves to be a great talent!
Da Han Xiaohan: Accept my little brother and make me happy, one is a minor, one is disabled, one is in a wheelchair, this black will be too miserable!!
Change it: This video is a collection, I really want to listen to another one~
Mr. Guo commented positively, and later someone even replied to him.
"Mr. Guo, is that you?"
It turned out that it was still the owner of this hum, Lu Youxi, who replied to himself!
Teacher Guo was happy first, and then asked seriously: Playing with your mobile phone during class time, you are miserable, your homeroom teacher's desk is next to me~
Lu Youxi replied to him: Teacher, didn't you hear the bell for the end of class, it's already noon.
Mr. Guo: Damn, what have I been doing for the past half a day!
The confused Mr. Guo finally got off work, and all he was thinking about was the recognition and encouragement of netizens for him, although the main comment was Feng Han, and he was ignored by many people, but in fact, he had no problem making himself amused.
On the other side, Lu Youxi told Feng Han about the interesting things he had discovered, and finally said, "If he knew that the principal had exempted him from punishment, he would definitely be happier!"
Feng Han shook his head, "I think if the audience likes his performance, this is really something to be happy about." ”
"By the way, there is also a solo, why didn't you upload it?" Feng Han asked Lu Youxi.
"Eh, I'm not worried that Su Huan will be very sad when she sees it, since you don't feel sorry for her so much, then I'll upload it when I go back." ”
Feng Han nodded, "Pass it on, maybe she wishes she was sad and uncomfortable, and then create a better work." ”
Lu Youxi sighed: "You two really love and kill each other~"