Lin Feng pinched Tang Qi's face, pretended to be angry, and said, "Then you shouldn't lie that you're pregnant, I'll tell you a story." Once upon a time there was a little girl who sold matches, and her name was Pinocchio. One day, she climbed a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple, with a group of old nuns......"

Tang Qi smiled deliciously, "Brother Feng, do you tell this story to every girl you meet?" ”

"Of course not, one story for one girl, and each story is tailor-made. Don't interrupt and listen to me tell the story. Lin Feng cleared his throat and continued, "The old monk and the little nuns diligently kill pigs and sell meat every day. One day, Pinocchio went to the mountains to chop wood and make matches, and when he saw the old monk and the little nun at the foot of the mountain, he wanted to make a joke with them, so he shouted, 'There are beautiful women on the mountain, and there are handsome men on the mountain.'" ”

"You're talking about a wolf. Tang Qi laughed and his body trembled.

Later, the monk and nun ran up the hill, and when they ran to the mountain, they saw that there were all beautiful women and handsome guys, and they all began to scold the little match girl for being a big liar, and threw rotten eggs at the little match girl. Lin Feng paused as he said this and lit a cigarette.

Tang Qi listened carefully, "Brother Feng, this story is interesting, you can continue to finish it." ”

Lin Feng smiled slightly, and continued loudly: "The little girl was thrown rotten eggs, and there was no way, so she ran down the mountain. Baby, do you know what's down the mountain?"

"It's a bazaar, and the old monk takes the little nun to sell meat in the bazaar at the bottom of the mountain. ”

"Well, next to the bazaar?"

"Is it a mountain?"

Lin Feng shook his head, "No, no, next to the market is the sea. The little girl jumped into the sea, stripped naked and took a bath, while scrubbing her S-shaped body with shower gel, while singing the song "Wash, wash, bath, baby gold water is indispensable". ”

Tang Qi was overjoyed to hear it, "Brother Feng, you are too good at fooling." ”

"Later, her singing caused a tsunami, and the sea set off stormy waves, and the little girl ran to the beach without any clothes, and shouted 'The waves are coming, the waves are coming' as she ran, and then she ......."

"Later, the old monk and the little nun no longer believed in Pinocchio, the little match girl who loved to lie, and the little girl was swept away by the waves and died, and I will finish telling you the rest of the story!" Tang Qi interjected.

Lin Feng smiled secretly, "Later, Pinocchio, a little match girl with an S-shaped body, was waved to the S community and changed her name to Tang Qi. ”

When Tang Qi heard this, he knew that Lin Feng was playing tricks on her, and said in a snort: "Brother Feng, you are playing tricks on the baby, it's too bad!"

"It's not that my brother is too bad, it's Kiki who is too prodigal, this is the story of the latest version of "The Waves Are Coming". After Lin Feng finished speaking, he pressed Tang Qi under him again.

"Speaking of which, aren't you scolding me for lying about your pregnancy, people miss you, don't you say that you're afraid you won't come? Hmmm......"

"Now, I'm here......"

This night, Lin Feng and Tang Qi tossed almost until more than five o'clock in the morning, and then fell asleep.

In the morning, at more than six o'clock, Zhou Ziwei got up, silently made breakfast, and saw that the door of Qin's mother's room was still closed, Zhou Ziwei shouted through the door: "Mom, Doudou will go to school in a while, you call him to get up." ”

After Qin's mother answered inside, there was no movement, and when Zhou Ziwei dressed Qin Qianqian, Qin Sihao got up. Zhou Ziwei glanced at Qin's mother's room, and the door of the room was still closed.

Zhou Ziwei said to Qin Sihao: "You call your mother to get up, Doudou is about to be late for school." ”

Qin Sihao was silent, walked out of the bedroom with his head down, and knocked on the door of Qin's mother's room, "Mom, are you up?"

Qin's mother opened the door a crack, and her voice was weak, "Hao Hao, my mother feels a little uncomfortable, and she is very dizzy." ”

Qin Sihao opened the door and saw his mother lying on the bed, touched her forehead, it was not hot, and said with concern: "Mom, where are you uncomfortable." ”

"Dizziness, headache. Qin's mother pressed her chest again, "It's also stuffy here." ”

Qin Sihao thought to himself that his mother must have been angry with Zhou Ziwei yelling at night, and shouted at the moment: "Zhou Ziwei, you come in and put Doudou on!"

Zhou Ziwei walked over in a daze, saw that Qin's mother's face was not good, and didn't think much about it, and the child was about to be late for school, so he quickly put Qin Doudou on, told him to wash his face and brush his teeth, and let the child eat quickly.

When the child was eating, Zhou Ziwei saw that Qin Sihao was still in Qin's mother's room and asked Qin Mu for warmth, Zhou Ziwei was disgusted: obviously he did something wrong, and now he is starting to play the emotional card, and the mother and son actually staged a plot of mother and son's filial piety.

Zhou Ziwei didn't say a word, packed up the children, took Qin Doudou and Qin Qianqian out of the door, and sent them to school.

After coming out of school, Zhou Ziwei didn't go home, she was in an extremely bad mood, and she looked even more aggrieved at home. Riding an electric car directly to the driving school, this is the first time she has ridden an electric car to a driving school.

After arriving at the driving school, she parked the electric car in a remote place and walked in. During the break from car practice, Zhou Ziwei sat sullenly in the shade drinking pure water.

Gao Caiyun came over and said, "Wei Wei, you didn't feel very good all morning, what's wrong." ”

Zhou Ziwei sat alone to avoid Gao Caiyun, but at this moment, if Gao Caiyun came over, she would feel rude if she ignored it, and what happened at night and in the morning was like a fish in her throat, and she didn't vomit unpleasantly. Zhou Ziwei closed his eyes and roared, screwed on the cover of pure water, and said, "Sister Gao, I, I'm angry!"

"Yo, who provoked you again. ”

"Who else, my husband's mother, my mother-in-law!" Zhou Ziwei snorted and recounted what happened last night and this morning to Gao Caiyun, and then said: "You say, how can she be like this." ”

"Tut-tut, or say Wei Wei you are stupid, how could you let your mother-in-law come over, you are looking for hardship, I see, you will not have a good life in the future." Do you know what the 'three defenses' should be paid attention to if you want to live a good life now? ”

Zhou Ziwei shook his head.

"Anti-junior, anti-girlfriend, anti-mother-in-law. Look at Sister Gao, I don't handle it too well, none of these three can offend me. Gao Caiyun said the startling "North-South Mixed Pu" and raised his head proudly.

Zhou Ziwei was interested, and leaned closer to Gao Caiyun, "Sister Gao, I'm not worried about the rest, it's just that this mother-in-law is already here, I can't sweep her out of the house, now I promise that she is really tired every day, and this morning she pretended to be sick again, just to give me a face, and want his son to suppress me, what should I do? Alas, when I think of this, I don't bother to go home." ”

Gao Caiyun said: "Wei Wei, if you don't go home, then your mother-in-law will have a beautiful fight, she has eaten more salt than you have eaten all her life, and the bridges you have crossed are more than the roads you walked, you can't show weakness, after you go back, you have to put up a score, you haven't heard of it, persimmons are specially picked and pinched softly, difficulties are like springs, if you are weak, it will be strong, you must have a hostess attitude." ”

"Oh, Sister Gao, then you tell me what I should do. ”

"You, you have to learn to behave, when your husband is there, you behave like a filial son and grandson, and when your husband is away, you have to be strong. You need to figure out how to do it yourself, and I can only help you get here...... Hey, have you noticed that the little slut didn't come over today, and Bacheng is mixed up with your husband's friends again. ”

Zhou Ziwei knew that the little slut in Gao Caiyun's mouth was Tang Qi, she didn't want to follow the right and wrong, and said: "They have been broken, where is there such a thing." ”

Gao Caiyun said confidently: "If your husband's friend can break off with that little fox, she won't be a little fox, and if she doesn't come here, maybe she will be mixed with that man." ”

Zhou Ziwei wanted to avoid this topic, but she happened to see the coach waving at them, got up and said, "Let's go, Sister Gao, the coach called us over." ”

Gao Caiyun originally wanted to continue this topic, but seeing that Zhou Ziwei had already gotten up, he got up and left with him.

As Gao Caiyun said, Tang Qi was still lying in Lin Feng's arms until eleven o'clock. Lin Feng wanted to leave several times, but Tang Qi kept hugging his neck and coquettishly not letting him leave.

Lin Xi's call came several times, but Lin Feng didn't dare to answer, and at this time, Lin Xi's call came again, and it was already the sixth time.

Lin Feng picked up his mobile phone and said to Tang Qi: "My sister called, don't make a sound." After Lin Feng finished speaking, he connected the phone.

As soon as he answered the phone, he began to regret it: Tang Qi mischievously seduced him, kissing and stroking all the sensitive areas of his body. Lin Feng pushed Tang Qi in a panic, but Tang Qi became more and more presumptuous.

"Brother, what are you doing, my sister-in-law just left yesterday, and you didn't return overnight, and now you don't even answer my calls. ”

"Ah...... I'm in a meeting......" Lin Feng was teased by Tang Qi, and while making a phone call, he actually had a sense of excitement that he had never felt before.

Tang Qi can always accurately find out his preferences, which makes him want to stop.

"Boss Lin, you're having a one-night meeting. I don't believe your lie, a teenager in my early twenties, if you tell my sister-in-law like this, may I ask, what is the shadow area in my sister-in-law's heart. ”

Tang Qi put his hands up and down, torturing Lin Feng to the point that his mouth was dry, Lin Feng gasped and said, "Little girl, what are you pretending to be in your head, ah, let's talk about it when I go home at night." I hung up first. Lin Feng couldn't bear Tang Qi's teasing at the moment, and was anxious to hang up the phone immediately.

Lin Xi said: "Hey, brother, don't be busy hanging up first, what, ask you the last word, brother, are you cheating?"