Chapter 1598: Star Secret Record (II)
Although Zhao Yongqi's singing voice gave great benefits to the fans around him, he still didn't let Xiao Baozi give up that poker face, which seemed to make this copycat ruffian a little embarrassed. It's just that when the pretty little woman in front of her really opens her mouth, this kind of unwillingness becomes more and more obvious.
"A big man, what kind of chocolate do you want to eat, tsk~~" casually picked up what Zhao Yongqi bought, and the little bun was full of disdain on his face.
"Meat and meat, all I buy is meat, I don't know how to have balanced nutrition, and what kind of big kitchen is it. Tsk~~" When brushing all kinds of meat through the barcode again, the little woman with the poisonous tongue mode turned on gave the male god a heavy knife.
"Ha, I don't know if I buy soy sauce and have a giveaway, I really won't live, a loser!"
"I bought so many disposable underwear, it's really lazy and weird, I can't even wash my underwear myself. ”
"......" Zhao Yongqi, who was already completely speechless, held back a sentence for a long time, "Little girl, what do you buy like this, what do you say, isn't it not good?"
"Brother Qi!" finally couldn't help but blush, and the little bun completely jumped out of the plot, glaring viciously at the handsome man with a hippie smile in front of him.
"Ah, chick, you know me. The copycat hooligan who felt that he had won once, stretched out his hand lightly and was ready to hook up with the chin of the beautiful little woman in front of him, but he didn't expect to be deftly dodged by her.
Before Zhao Yongqi could take any further action, he saw Xiao Baozi bend down, pull out an electric baton from under the counter, raise his eyebrows, and say viciously: "In addition to the cashier, Miss Ben also makes a cameo as a bodyguard, stinky hooligan, do you want to try?"
"Uh...... Something to say......"
"Hahaha......"
Seeing Zhao Yongqi hurriedly retreating a few steps, no longer daring to step forward to show off his frivolity, the fans who watched it very happily suddenly burst into laughter.
Seeing that the little bun had finished brushing everything, Zhao Yongqi stretched out his hand and wanted to grab the plastic bag flash, and the big stick that was waving around fell on him.
However, before the male god could grab it, a small white and tender hand reached out in front of him, and there was a voice that was obviously very delicate, but deliberately pretended to be vicious: "Give money! If you don't pay, you want to leave, you are the supermarket opened by your family!"
"Yes, yes, I give money. Zhao Yongqi, who had a bitter face, didn't take his eyes off the big stick at all, took out a handful of banknotes from his pocket and threw them on the cash register.
The pretty little face tilted, glanced at the money on the cash register, and the little bun lifted the stick: "Just such a little money?
"I'll go, Xiao Baozi, you open a black shop!" Zhao Yongqi pointed to the banknotes that were at least two or three thousand yuan, and said with wide eyes and a face full of unwillingness: "The things I buy are only a few hundred yuan at most." ”
"If the old lady doesn't say enough, it's not enough, you want to be beaten?!" seemed to be holding a small bun with Shang Fang's sword, wielding the electric baton that put a lot of pressure on Xiao Qige, causing laughter from the audience.
"Okay, Bao is the greatest. Zhao Yongqi, who directly recognized it, didn't care how happy the person next to him was smiling, and took out his card bag, "I'll swipe the card." ”
"It's broken, I can't brush it, I only accept cash. Xiao Baozi squinted his eyes and didn't look at Zhao Yongqi's card bag.
"......" Zhao Yongqi, who had completely fallen into a state of confusion, said with a bitter face: "Little Baozi, what are you going to make trouble? Or I will go to the ATM to withdraw money first?"
"No!" Xiao Baozi said viciously: "Don't think about leaving without giving money." ”
"Then I...... I won't buy it, will it?" Poor little Brother Qi knew that he was in trouble this time, although he knew that it was probably useless to say this, but he still tried to say it again.
"Don't buy it?!" The beautiful little woman who was already wielding an electric baton immediately raised her eyebrows, raised her hand, and almost poked the stick on the bridge of the male god's towering nose, and said viciously: "Then you are here to entertain the old lady?"
"How dare I! I'm pretty much the same as you're amusement. Brother Qi, who had a bitter face, could only spread his hands and said: "Bao Goddess, for the sake of our relationship is so good, you can show me a way to live." What the hell is it going to take away these things?"
"Hahaha......" A burst of laughter sounded around him again, making the black lines on Brother Qi's face, who couldn't retreat, a little more.
Unexpectedly, before these words came out, Xiao Baozi threw away the electric baton in his hand, rubbed the corners of his clothes, his pretty face was slightly red, he lowered his head, and said softly: "That...... That...... Invite someone to your house for dinner that night. As he spoke, he raised his head and flew an eyebrow to the male god who was completely stunned.
"......" Zhao Yongqi suddenly turned around, gave a thumbs up to the PD who was laughing non-stop, and said with a serious face: "The belly black deer in the brother group has spent four years trying to surprise me every day, and it has not succeeded until now. Your Excellency is really a master, this reversal of the mind really shocked my little heart. ”
"Hahaha......" The laughter around him sounded a little louder.
A few minutes later, in the gentle eyes of Xiao Baozi, Xiao Qi Ge, who was carrying a plastic bag and wiping a cold sweat on his head, finally walked out of the door of the supermarket. Standing in the sun, the male god who raised his head slightly, sighed and said to himself: "God bless me to be able to walk out of this black shop alive!"
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opened the door of his room and pulled the plastic bag into the room, before Zhao Yongqi's shoes were taken off, he heard a tired and crooked voice: "Husband, why did you come back after going for so long." ”
When the words fell, Cheng He, who was wearing a dress, with heavy makeup on his face, and a big mouth covered with bright red lipstick, like the bloody mouth of some unknown beast, Cheng He, who rushed up with his big buttocks, entered Zhao Yongqi's line of sight.
"Hell!" Zhao Yongqi, who shouted, flew up and kicked directly at the monster in front of him, so that the unlucky Cheng He was almost kicked into the back garden.
Directly throwing away the plastic bag in his hand, Zhao Yongqi jumped on Cheng He who fell to the ground, punched and kicked him, and saw that there was no movement for a long time, so he stood up and dragged a thin blanket from the sofa to cover Cheng He on the ground, and then said to the others with a smile: "I'm sorry, there have been monsters at home recently, forgive me." ”
"Hey~~" Cheng He, who tore off the blanket, looked at the PD on the scene with resentment: "I just said, I can't play this little lover." You don't invite so many goddesses, but you want me to come, even if our appearance fee is cheap, you can't do this! Now, you have to add medical expenses to me!"
"Hahaha......" The crowd who couldn't hold back anymore suddenly burst out laughing.