Chapter 118: Lao Tzu is crazy, what can I do?
While thinking, I continued to ride the motorcycle, but after Ying Zheng said this, there was no sound, and the guy seemed to be asleep.
"Hey, hey......"
I shouted a few more times, but there was still no response in my head.
Nima's, is it a dream?
Didn't Lao Tzu run for nothing?
Everything just now is obviously true, but now I don't know why there is no response, could it be that guy is asleep?
Forget it, I just stopped the motorcycle. I don't know where to go, it's supposed to be a service area near the highway. But that's when I realized a serious problem.
I don't have any money now, and besides, after falling off a cliff, I don't have my phone.
Oh go, what's going on. Yingzheng's grandson disappeared at this time. I thought about it for a while, I couldn't help it, I hadn't eaten for a day and a half since I fell from the cliff, and my strength would be greatly reduced if I didn't eat again.
I could only walk into the high-speed restaurant first, who would have thought, after arriving at the high-speed restaurant, people would first ask for money before they could serve the food, and I instantly felt ridiculed.
Everybody has self-esteem, especially the poor, sometimes much higher than the self-esteem of the rich, and I know that this is all caused by low self-esteem.
The extremes of things must be opposed, this is the law of the development of things.
"Are you going to eat or not?" The waitress hesitated when she mentioned the money, and instantly became impolite, "If you don't eat, let me do it quickly, people are still waiting!"
"I came here to eat because you didn't give me food, and it's not that I didn't eat. "I was angry, but I didn't want to get angry, because I wanted to have a good meal and run away at my terrible speed. I don't want to make a fuss at all, "You can serve me food first, my friend will definitely give you money when he comes, the money is not on me now, I'm really hungry." ”
"Cut, I've seen a lot of cheating and cheating, and there really is no one who dares to come to us to cheat and cheat, if you don't have any money, get out of the way of me, lest the old lady take a spoon and drive you out!" The waitress saw that I really couldn't pay for it, and became even more arrogant, "If you don't get out of the way, I'll call someone, get out of here, cheat and eat and drink, you should see what kind of place this is!"
"You'd better be polite when you speak, who cheated and cheated. "Although I didn't want to quarrel, I was said to be a cheater and a cheater, and the anger in my heart rose all at once.
"I'll just say that you are cheating and cheating, what, you still dare to be arrogant to the old lady, come on, come on, I see what you can do, poor bastard, good grandson don't pretend, pretend to be an uncle!"
Smack-
A loud slap stunned all the temporary or resting diners and staff in the restaurant.
"You dare to beat the old lady, come on, kill him for me!"
This waitress is none other than Hu Li, the only person in charge of the service area of this Huameng Expressway.
In order to be able to contract this service area, she also used a large number of materials and manpower.
To be honest, if you don't have a little strength, it's impossible to do everything on this highway.
Although the service in the high-speed service area is perfect, it seems to be a service for passers-by, but in fact, there is a lot of catty in it.
The most obvious is that the price of all goods and food will be much higher than the market.
Just over 100 kilometers, when it was first built, this service area became a road to prosperity for some people in Wuzhou City.
For the sake of fairness, the urban construction departments of the two cities also engaged in a seemingly fair competition in the bidding campaign.
Don't you know that Hu Li has already become a predetermined candidate.
Although she is only in her early thirties, her identity is very special.
Not only does she have someone to support her in Wuzhou City, but there are also people here who are willing to pay for her, and of course outsiders don't know.
Therefore, the competition for the top soldier is just a seemingly fair cut.
After receiving this service, Hu Li waited here almost every day, because she was born with a very serious suspicion, so she couldn't trust anyone.
It was a coincidence that I was able to meet her in the restaurant.
Although she sits here every day as a guard, she cooks for the guests, and it is really the first time that a big girl gets on a sedan chair.
The main reason for this is that she wants to make an appearance so that her subordinates can follow her example.
In order to keep the cost down to the bottom line, she wanted to sell a small amount of meals to customers at the same price, and she had an opportunity to enjoy it last night.
From the morning to now, although she has seen the dissatisfaction on the faces of the guests, but seeing the rich income on the cash register, she is still happy to die and want to do it in the evening, she wants to see how much cost can be saved on this day, and how much extra money can be made.
Who would have thought, just as I was about to get off work, she met me.
Seeing two tall men standing beside me, I smiled slightly at the corner of my mouth and said, "What, you still want to buy and sell by force?"
Hu Li sneered twice, and said viciously: "If you dare to beat the old lady, you have to keep your hand for me today!"
My anger was finally provoked, and he turned to look at the two tall men and said, "Isn't this woman's kung fu in bed very good, or how can you be like two dogs!"
As soon as these words came out, the people waiting behind me burst into laughter.
"What are you still doing in a daze, hold it down for me, the old lady wants to chop off his dirty paw herself, dare to hit the old lady, and the old lady will let you see how powerful the old lady is. Hu Li said that she really ran to the kitchen behind her and took out a bright kitchen knife.
The two men next to me were also enraged, and they hadn't beaten anyone for days, and now they both have itchy hands.
Dare to tease us, hey, hey, boy, it looks like your arm is really going to be scrapped today!
Smack-
As soon as I turned around, I came to a dining table and stretched out my hand and put my palm on the table, he said coldly: "Come on, come on, I'll see if you have a kind or not, if you dare to cut off my arm, you are a woman, if you don't dare to cut it today, you are a, just a thing!"
The two men thought he was going to run away and were about to make a move, who thought it would be this scene.
To their surprise, although they sensed that I was a little arrogant just now, they still cheered up after seeing that I really put my arm on the table.
The heart said, this kid is really special!
"Shout, dare to threaten the old lady, do you think the old lady doesn't dare, to tell you the truth, I killed you today, and you have to admit that you are unlucky!" Hu Li said and came to me from behind the dining table, with a look of anger, "It's okay to cheat and drink, and dare to beat the old lady in public, do you know how much the old lady's face is worth, tell you, even if you sell you, you can't afford to pay for it!"
"Nima, your nose is padded, your double eyelids are cut with a knife, your cheeks are expanded, and even Nima's skin is exchanged for her ass, don't say it, don't disgust me, come on, don't give me nonsense, don't you want to cut off your hands, hurry up, I'm still waiting for dinner after you cut it!" I said impatiently.
Only then did everyone feel that something was wrong.
This kid is either mentally ill or pretending.
Everyone's eyes suddenly focused on the kitchen knife in Hu Li's hand.
In broad daylight, although it is already dusk, if you really dare to watch it, no matter how much background and strength you have, you will definitely not escape the punishment of the law.
Smack-
With a loud bang, the kitchen knife in Hu Li's hand slashed directly at my arm.
It's too late, it's fast, and just as the kitchen knife was about to land on my wrist, I instantly withdrew my arm.
Hu Li's kitchen knife slashed into the dining table, of course I'm not afraid, how can ordinary people keep up with my reaction speed?
"You, you really dare to cut!" I suddenly shouted, "Look how I teach you a lesson today!"
Bang Bang Bang ......
Although some people in the crowd of onlookers secretly counted the number of slaps, but my palms were fast, ruthless, and many, and the people who counted the slaps still couldn't clearly record how many slaps I had slapped Hu Li.
Splatter!
I didn't seem to be enjoying the fight, and I raised my right foot and kicked Hu Li's lower abdomen.
Everyone was trembling on the spot, this kid is really kind!
The two tall men who wanted to come forward and beat me up were so frightened that they both ran to Hu Li's side.
"Don't pull me, kill him, kill him, I'll give you a million!" Hu Li was lying on the ground, blood was already flowing from the corners of her mouth, and her cheeks were instantly swollen, just like a steamed bun, pimples and uneven, and her appearance was extremely ugly.
"Boy, you're looking for death!"
"Get out!"
I clapped my hands, and the two tall men had already been kicked to the ground by my two straight kicks.
The two insisted on getting up, but they persisted several times without success.
Hu Li was lying between two tall men, and suddenly shouted again: "You guys...... Don't you say that you are from special forces all day long, Nima, you are very good in bed, and if something happens, you will become a waste, a waste!"
The two men endured the pain in their abdomen, glanced at each other, and then shot a cold gaze at Hu Li, who was already looking like a monster.
"Didn't you say it was the first time with me?" said the man on the left coldly.
"Didn't you tell me that I was your first man?" said the man on the right in a huff.
"What a!" the two suddenly shouted in unison.
Then, with a thud, both tall men fainted in an instant.
The crowd of onlookers, you look at him, he looks at you.
Although they couldn't help laughing a little, they still couldn't hold back their laughter.
"Get me rice!" I suddenly sat on the bench next to the dining table and said to the other two waiters who were trembling with fright, "Get me ten more bottles of Moutai, Nima, they all say to eat the overlord meal, today Lao Tzu will taste the taste of this overlord meal, hurry up!"