23. The one who is close to the ink is black
Is it a difficult test for a man to have a relationship with his best friend of the opposite sex. It happens to be a man and not a man; He was really struggling. However, after flashing the warm picture of getting along with Xu He in his mind, he immediately made a choice not to be a man and a man.
"I can't hold it anymore...... How big is it?" Hearing Chen Leilei's funny tone, Xu He's heart felt like a big stone hanging from it, because she also felt that she was too impulsive just now, and her impulse was the devil......
Xu He breathed a sigh of relief, smiled with relief, took Chen Leilei's hand away, and said, "Isn't it thanks to your papaya?" Seeing Xu He's relief, Chen Leilei also breathed a sigh of relief, hugged Xu He with a smile and said, "Hey, let's pass the test, we are the purest friends!"
Xu He said with a shy smile: "Purity, hum, purity is still so hard!" Chen Leilei pushed Xu Hehe and said: "Purity is psychological hardening, and physiological psychology cannot determine physiological normality." ”
Usually, when there are no outsiders, they chat so openly, because Xu He is Qian Feng's godsister, and she is very open when she is taken by Qian Feng. In fact, people who are open-mouthed often have a better grasp of themselves when they really face trials. Unlike those little families who are shy and talk about sex like a tiger, Jasper looks quite measured, but when she really faces temptation, she is often not as measured as those girls who are very happy. This is the so-called repression, the deeper the depression, the greater the possibility of leakage, and it is out of control. If Xu He was that kind of stuffy/sassy/woman, Chen Leilei would definitely have had a relationship with her ten years ago.
Xu He shrunk into Chen Leilei's arms and said with palpitations: "Lei Lei, I was really scared just now, you are usually so ......."
"Ha, I'm usually not just color, I'm just the color of color. But I'm a pervert with a high rank. ”
"Do perverts also have ranks?"
"Bronze, silver, gold, diamonds, there are not necessarily kings, but there must be high and low perverts. A low-level pervert is a beast, just like the sword has been unsheathed just now, if I were a low-level pervert, I would definitely cut you off the horse, and more than once......"
"Stop~stop~stop, say high-level pervert. Isn't a high-level pervert a beast?"
"Of course not a beast, a high-class pervert is an artist. The artist knows how to appreciate and understand the meaning of the sword, even if the sword has been helplessly unsheathed, the senior pervert also knows how to control it. If this sword is swung out to hurt others and hurt oneself, then the high-level pervert would rather return with a sword in vain. ”
"Obscure ......"
"Hey, if it's hard to understand, I'll explain it to you, why don't I show you?"
"You just hate you!"
"Ha, I hate it again now, I don't know who said just now, 'Oops, Chen Leilei~ I like you, whether there is an intersection or not, I like you~~'"
Listening to his impulsive words just now, Xu He giggled, and said eloquently: "To be honest, the two of us were really hung just now, and we almost crossed paths...... Lei Lei: To be honest, I never want to drift away from you, what you said is really beautiful......"
"Beautiful, that sentence is, right?" Chen Leilei pulled out his hand and said while gesturing: "You see that the two parallel lines will indeed drift apart after they intersect at a turn." But if you look at the intersection and then fold it, won't it turn back into a parallel line? Maybe it's even closer!"
"You~ What you just said is so good, and now it's starting to break up again!Why do you always destroy your own image?" Xu He said angrily.
Chen Leilei said proudly: "Hey, what we are pursuing is that we don't get a piece of it in the flowers, if the image is too good, don't say that the leaves don't stick to the body, even if it's a flower, you have to run with me!
"You just don't have a shape!"
Chen Leilei sighed, lay flat, pretended to be in shape, and said: "Alas, in fact, my heart friend should be like this: you are the sine curve, I am the cosine curve, the x-axis is the friendship between the two of us, around the friendship, we should have countless intersection points......"
Xu He didn't speak because he was helpless.
Chen Leilei gently touched Xu He's hand and said teasingly: "Xu He, shouldn't we have a friendship point?"
Xu He shyly squeezed his nose and whispered: "I think let's make parallel lines......" Although her voice became smaller and smaller, her hands became heavier and heavier, and a cloud palm pushed Chen Leilei to the ground.
"Bang!" Chen Leilei sat on a big ass and rubbed his ass and said aggrievedly: "You really smashed my ass in two......"
"Your ass is meant to be two-petaled. ”
"How do you know my ass is two-petaled and not one......? Have you spied on my ass?"
“¥%◎!◎#……”
Chen Leilei stood up with a smile and said, "Originally, artists have become beasts, but I didn't expect you to be a beast trainer, unlucky!" After speaking, he walked outside the house.
Xu He said with a triumphant smile: "Hehehe, don't you sleep here?"
"Heh, are you still sleeping here, my ass must be four-petaled!" In Xu He's laughter, Chen Leilei returned to the living room. He went back to the living room, not because he was afraid of Xu He, but because he wanted to watch the game and toss with Xu He, he was not sleepy at all.
Turn on the TV The match between Greece and Spain is almost over, and the second half is much more interesting than the first. Because in the second half, Spain's offensive momentum was very fierce, constantly breaking into the Greek penalty area and sending powerful shots. Spain equalised in the 61st minute when Guiza headed in and De La Rede fired home from 12 yards out on the right side of the box. In the 88th minute, Sergio Garcia crossed from the right and Guiza headed into the net from five yards out. Apart from those two goals, Spain have conceded a menacing fewest of 6 attempts. On the other hand, in the second half, Greece had a mediocre performance and did not pose a threat to Spain's advance. In the end, Spain overtook Greece 2:1 to advance to the knockout stage by topping the group. The game was fluid and the game was over before you knew it. Meanwhile, in Innsbruck, Russia beat Sweden 2-0 to finish second in the group and enter the knockout round. At the end of the day, another $270 million came in, but this time he wasn't as excited as he was when he won the first time.
After the game, Chen Leilei was bored and came to Xu He's bedside again. The bedroom was very dark, he didn't turn on the light, just crouched on the side of the bed and looked at Xu He's general outline. Listening to Xu He's subtle snort, Chen Leilei smiled with satisfaction and whispered, "I also like you, Xu He." ”
"Thank you. ”
Chen Leilei was stunned: "You didn't fall asleep?!"
Xu He smiled sweetly: "I should be able to sleep now." ”
"When did your mouth become so sweet?"
Xu He blinked and said, "Those who are close to ink are black." ”
Chen Leilei pretended to be garlic and said, "You mean you are also a pervert?"
"It's poor again, it's okay to go to bed quickly, go to bed without leaving for three sentences, and look for scolding......"
"Beating is kissing, scolding is love!"
"Is it a kiss?" Xu He waved his small fist.
"You're really close to ink, black me, flash~" Chen Leilei quickly got up and walked out of the bedroom.
The next morning, Chen Leilei was woken up by his mobile phone and saw Xu He as soon as he opened his eyes, Xu He was sitting on the sand and looking at him with a frown.
Chen Leilei rubbed his eyes and picked up the phone with a tired smile at Xu He: "Hey...... Oh, Dr. Leung...... It's okay, it's okay...... Okay, I'll be there before 10 o'clock...... No problem...... That'll be the meeting later. ”
Dr. Liang said on the phone that he wanted to meet with Chen Leilei to talk about his mother's condition, and at the same time politely hoped that Chen Leilei could come to pay the deposit again, and the money for the first deposit was about to run out.
Chen Leilei hung up the phone and thought to himself, this hospital is really a terrifying place, how can ordinary people see the cost of thousands of dollars a day? Thinking about it, his face couldn't help but feel helpless.
At this time, Chen Leilei's mobile phone rang again: "People are red." Chen Leilei answered the phone with a smile at Xu He: "Hey~ Sister Ci...... Thank you, I was just lucky...... Sister Ci, you talk to Mr. Ye to see if you can urge those villages in Southeast Asia to let them transfer their accounts during the day, and I am going to continue to sweep them at night, afraid that they will rely on their accounts...... That's right...... Okay, I'll sign it in the evening...... Then we'll see you in the evening?...... Goodbye, Sister Ci. ”
Chen Leilei hung up the phone and saw that Xu He had already heard it and smiled stupidly and said, "Don't ask?"
"You didn't tell me if you asked. Xu He continued Chen Leilei's words with some disappointment.
"That's for your own good. Chen Leilei smiled charmingly: "What are the arrangements today?"
"I'll accompany you to the hospital later. ”
"No! I'll do it myself. Chen Leilei knew that Zhu Qing didn't want others to know about her, so he tried his best to ask himself to go.
"It's okay, I don't have any arrangements today, I'll go with you. Xu He asked kindly.
"That...... You accompany me to blame me...... "Chen Leilei pretended to be very shy.
"Huh, when did you become so innocent? I haven't really seen you embarrassed. ”
"It's not that I'm embarrassed, I'm afraid you're embarrassed. ”
"Me?" Xu He frowned.
Chen Leilei pointed to the bottom of his eyes and said widely: "Urology repairs the barrel." ”
As soon as he heard this, Xu He hurriedly flashed and diverted the topic: "Then I'll call He Yan and say that she went to the mall with me today." ”
"You'll be embarrassed when you say it. Chen Leilei saw that Xu He no longer insisted, and said with a smile.
Xu He called He Yan, Chen Leilei went to change his clothes, and when he came out, he heard Xu He say into the phone: "What? Are you going to participate in the tasting again......?" Well, that's all there is to it...... Well, no surprise. ”
"What's the matter?
"It's not that you don't know that she doesn't care about anything when she has the opportunity to eat a big meal. Xu He sighed aggrievedly.
"Then I'll walk with you later. ”
"You're busy, I'll just go myself. ”
"I'm not busy going with you, it's so boring for you to go shopping alone. ”
"That...... I'm afraid you'll be embarrassed. ”
"I'm embarrassed? Is it possible?" Chen Leilei's face was full of disbelief.
Xu He smiled coquettishly and said, "Are you embarrassed that I go to the underwear department to upgrade the equipment?"
Chen Leilei's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said happily: "Okay~meaning~thought~?~?How can I be embarrassed!I'm righteous--Chen Leilei, it's okay to stick a knife in both ribs for a friend, not to mention just accompanying a friend to upgrade equipment, are you doubting my character?"
In this way, the two of them scheduled to meet at the door of the shopping mall after school in the afternoon, Xu He went to school first, and Chen Leilei also went out to the hospital.