Chapter 068: Is My Cuckold Good-Looking?
I don't know if it's too windy outside, Lin Yuantu looks a little sloppy at the moment, his hair is messy, he approached while tidying up, showing a gentle and elegant appearance, arching his hand to Liu Qihong, and said with a smile: "Miss Qihong, Xiaosheng is polite." ”
Liu Qihong, who was still talking and laughing with Wang Chen, suddenly became cold and dignified, and said with a slight bow: "Young Master Lin." ”
After greeting, Lin Yuantu seemed to notice Wang Chen sitting on the side, and greeted casually, "Brother Wang." ”
Wang Chenpi smiled and said: "Brother Lin is here, and the small shop is shining." After a pause, "Eh, why are you so embarrassed that you don't take care of it when you go out?"
Seeing that his beloved was in front of him, Lin Yuantu hurriedly explained: "No, no, no, it's windy outside, I forgot to wear a hat to go out, I don't dress strictly, and I conflicted with Miss Qihong." ”
The head refers to the hat, also known as folding the scarf and soft wrapping.
Liu Qihong still didn't say anything, showing a very cold look.
The strange thing is that the more this happens, the more intense the heat in Lin Yuantu's eyes becomes, as if he has a masochistic mentality.
Wang Chen, who was originally thinking about how to take a photo of Lin Yuantu, saw this, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, stepped forward and pulled Lin Yuantu's sleeve, and whispered: "Brother Lin, can you take a step to speak?"
Lin Yuantu glanced at Wang Chen, "If there's anything to say, let's talk about it here." ”
"Do you want your sloppy appearance to be seen by Miss Qihong?" Wang Chen lowered his voice and said, "You go to the inner hall of the shop to tidy up your appearance, and I will ask someone to buy your head back, and then you come out to see Miss Qihong again, wouldn't it be better?"
As soon as he heard this, Lin Yuantu immediately smiled, "What Brother Wang said is very true, let's talk in a different place." After speaking, he said to Liu Qihong, who was not far away: "Miss Qihong, Xiaosheng can come when he goes, you can wait." ”
"Lin Gongzi, please. Liu Qihong said lightly.
Wang Chen took Lin Yuantu inside.
……
In a small room.
As soon as he came in, Lin Yuantu couldn't wait to say, "Is there a bronze mirror?"
Who would put a bronze mirror in the store, there were still a few glass mirrors in Wang Chen's mysterious space, but he wasn't ready to take them out, "No." ”
Lin Yuantu said a little anxiously: "Then how do I tidy up?"
"I'll help you look the same. Wang Chen said: "I'll ask someone to give you the buyer's head first, and then I'll finish tidying up, I'll take a look at the decency, and then you go out." ”
His idea was simple.
Later, while he was looking at Lin Yuantu, he secretly took out his mobile phone to take a full-body photo.
"There's Brother Lao. Lin Yuantu said.
Wang Chen shouted outside: "Ma Huateng, come in." ”
A few seconds later, Ma Huateng ran in and said with a smile: "Mr. Wang, what's the matter?"
Wang Chen pointed at Lin Yuantu, "Go and help Lin Gongzi buy the head back." ”
Ma Huateng asked, "What kind of head?"
"A tall square scarf is fine. Lin Yuantu said.
Ma Huateng was very careful in his work, and asked, "Do you have any instructions for color?"
Hearing this, Wang Chen suddenly thought that he had put half a green hat on Lin Yuantu, and his bad taste came up, and before Lin Yuantu had time to speak, he pretended to step forward and said: "Brother Lin is dressed in white, which is suitable for a brightly colored hat, and now the maple leaves are in full swing in late autumn. ”
Lin Yuantu was already very charming, but now that he was praised by Wang Chen, he was in a good mood and asked, "Then Brother Wang thinks I should wear what color hat?"
"Green!" Wang Chen said eloquently: "Green symbolizes spring, Brother Lin is young and talented, just like spring, he is as vigorous as spring, and he can't say anything if he doesn't wear a cuckold." "Said quickly, and directly said that the hat was a hat.
Modern people are absolutely annoyed and angry when they hear this sentence, but not in the Northern Song Dynasty.
Because the allusion to the green hat did not appear until the Yuan Dynasty, according to the "Yuan Dian Zhang": the parents and relatives of prostitutes were wrapped in green turbans.
In this way, the "green turban" was associated with the male relatives of prostitutes. Because the blue and green colors are relatively close, and they are both cheap colors, people are used to saying "green turban". Since the color green was associated with prostitution, the term "green turban" was later used to refer to a man whose wife had committed unchastity, and evolved into a "green hat".
Fortunately, Lin Yuantu understood the meaning of the hat, he looked happy, and learned Wang Chen's words: "Okay! Brother Wang's suggestion is good! I should be cuckolded!"
Wang Chen was secretly amused, and told Ma Huateng: "Be sure to buy a pure green hat for Lin Gongzi, remember, don't be mistaken." ”
"Yes, yes. Ma Huateng turned around and left.
……
The two were chatting inside.
About ten minutes later, footsteps were heard outside.
Then, Ma Huateng walked in from outside with a green square hat in his hand, "Mr. Wang, I bought it." ”
"Give it to me. Wang Chen took it casually.
Ma Huatian went out.
Lin Yuantu tilted his head slightly, "Brother Wang, put a green hat on for me." ”
Ha, do you want me to cuckold you?
It's the first time I've heard this kind of request, buddy!
Wang Chen was happy in his heart, and slowly put his hat on Lin Yuantu's head very seriously, and pressed it hard to prevent it from falling off.
After wearing it, Lin Yuantu straightened up, pointed to his head angrily and asked, "Brother Wang, is my green hat good-looking?"
Burst!
Wang Chen almost laughed, he couldn't help it, and nodded vigorously, "Good-looking, good-looking, Brother Lin, you're a cuckold!"
At this moment, Lin Yuantu was so embarrassed that he swelled as he walked out: "Okay, I'll let Miss Qihong also see if my green hat is glorious!"
I haven't done business yet.
Wang Chen hurriedly stopped: "Later, later, I'll show you how to dress, don't miss anything and then collide with Miss Qihong." ”
Liu Qihong seemed to be Lin Yuantu's weakness, and when he heard it, he immediately said: "Yes, yes, you can show me it." ”
Wang Chen said: "I'll take a look from a distance first, and then I'll take a closer look, no problem, let's go out again." ”
After that, he took a dozen steps back, sneaked out his mobile phone from his pocket, hid it in his sleeve, Wang Chen pretended to pose in a distant position, and pointed the mobile phone camera at Lin Yuantu.
Lin Yuantu on the opposite side said, "Can I go out like this?"
"Brother Lin, don't move, let me take a closer look. Wang Chen said.
Lin Yuantu immediately stood up straight and did not move.
Because of the mute setting, there is no sound when taking pictures.
Take a picture.
But there was no Wang Chen's ideal move of holding things in his hands, and he ordered: "This doesn't show your heroism, or you can put one hand on your waist and the other hand stretched out, pretending to support ...... Official seal, yes, Brother Lin is a scholar, and in the future, Lianzhong Sanyuan and the first Jinshi are people who want to be officials, so they should put on this posture. ”
As soon as he heard what Lianzhong Sanyuan Jinshi and the first, Lin Yuantu's heart was full of joy, and he didn't suspect that Wang Chen was yin him, and immediately put on a show.
Another one.
Wang Chen took a closer look at the photo effect, good, great, for the sake of safety, he took a few more photos.
"Okay?" Lin Yuantu waved a little sorely.
"Alright. Wang Chen's treacherous plan succeeded, and said, "Brother Lin can go out." ”
Lin Yuantu put down his hand, stared at his body, and then nodded with satisfaction and walked out, when he passed by Wang Chen's side, he suddenly thought of a question, "Brother Wang, why are you helping me like this? Don't you like a big beauty like Miss Qihong?"
Indeed, Liu Qihong is very beautiful, how can a person who can be an Oiran in a city of Qinglou not be beautiful?
Wang Chen just felt good about her, and he didn't like it or not, so he said casually: "Brother Lin likes it, I don't care." ”
This word had another meaning in Lin Yuantu's ears, he felt that Wang Chen was righteous enough, the ancients, they all had the emotion of being familiar at first sight, especially when they were both called the shame of Wanhualou, it was even more sympathetic.
Well, at least in Lin Yuantu's opinion, Wang Chen is like this.
couldn't help but feel moved and guilty in his heart, look, Brother Wang's high style and brightness have obviously been recognized by Miss Qihong, just because he likes Lin Yuantu, he can do this, good people, good people.
After thinking about this, Lin Yuantu sighed again in his heart, now that the matter is getting bigger, his father is involved, and he can't give up, otherwise he really wants to turn his rivalry with Wang Chen into a jade silk and be a pair of good brothers who only talk about the wind and snow.
Seeing that he was silent for a long time, Wang Chen reminded: "Go out, Miss Qihong is still waiting." ”
"Yes, yes. Lin Yuantu reacted at this time, hurriedly walked out, and shouted in his mouth: "Girl Qihong, Lin Mou has bought a new one, take a look, is my green hat good-looking?"