Chapter 52: "Heroes" Save "Beauty"
NO.99
As I just said, the protagonist this time is not me, I'm just a second male. (Woooooooo......oo Bothered Baal to become a soy sauce maker in the end. )
I don't like being the second man, I don't like the second, I don't like ...... Anyway, I don't like anything with a "two", because I'm not two.
Despite this, I still reluctantly became the second male, of course, I desperately snatched back such a small second male.
Speaking of which, I have to say that Peng Meijia is really Biao, her fierceness is no less than Liang Shuang, and the two of them are almost the same.
Just when I tried my best to entangle with Mr. Hou in the office, at the critical moment, the door of the office opened with a "clang", which scared me into a cold sweat.
Before, I was still thinking that the sound of opening the door was so loud, either I was kicked open or some stupid hat walked away and hit it directly, looking at this posture, my first guess was instantly wiped out and strangled in the cradle.
Fei Ge was afraid of the teacher, of course, he was even more afraid of the head teacher, he saw that the head teacher stammered and couldn't even speak, how could he have the courage to kick the door of the office. Although he hid behind Peng Meijia, Peng Meijia was not as tall as him, and it did not block him, look, being tall is not a good thing sometimes, at least not now.
Peng Meijia smiled embarrassedly and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Hou, I was so anxious that I forgot to knock on the door." ”
I glanced back, Teacher Hou's face was green, probably because she was so angry that she didn't want to speak, and it took a long time for her to pop out a few very precious words: "Why don't you remember to knock on the door today?!"
I didn't understand whether it was a declarative sentence or an interrogative sentence, but I could understand the implicit meaning of the word "all", and she said that it included me. Why, how could such a polite person as me be divided into a crowd full of violent factors like Peng Meijia, I secretly felt sorry for myself in my heart.
Teacher Hou: "Is there anything else you two can do?"
I thought she was talking to me and Banban, and said inexplicably, "If it's okay, then we'll go back first." ”
After seeing Fei Ge's O-shaped mouth in surprise, I instantly realized that I had said the wrong thing, what else could I do if I spilled the water when I said it, could I take the washbasin and lie on the ground to collect the water?
NO.100
I've been able to improvise a lot of times, and this one is no exception, and maybe it's a strong desire to survive. I really admire my own adaptability, I must eat a chicken leg at noon to suppress the shock, and treat myself by the way.
I turned my head and naturally added to Mr. Hou: "I just said it for Peng Meijia and Zhang Fei, I'm afraid that they will be too slow to react and delay your time." ”
Later, Banban said that he couldn't stand it anymore at that time, and asked me how I could be so shameless, obviously I said the wrong thing, but I had the cheekiness to say that it was for someone else, and the most annoying thing was that Fei Ge and Peng Meijia actually put up with me. I said that you have too no conscience, why did I go to the office, don't you know in your heart? It's not to save you! After saying that, I suddenly remembered that the reason why Banban quarreled with "Chen Laogou" was because of me, it's over, he wants to slap me with this, so how can I take it, fortunately he is stupid, his head turns slowly, I continue to pour ecstasy on him, I said: "You don't think about it, if I didn't pull Fei Ge and Peng Meijia to save you, can you notice that Peng Meijia values you so much in her heart?" Without me, can you find such an excellent partner?" Banban nodded again and again, and said thoughtfully: "You have a point, thank you." ”
I said, "What's this, who is with us brothers, don't be polite to me." "Later, he really didn't be polite to me, he came to me when he got married, he came to me when the child was born, anyway, he definitely won't let me be idle if he has a place to find me, of course, this is all for later.
Banban and I stood in the room, Peng Meijia and Fei Ge were still standing at the door in a daze, and we were standing in the shape of "Pin", but Fei Ge and Peng Meijia belonged to the relatively large "mouth". I think they may be afraid of Teacher Hou, after all, there are only a very small number of people in our class who are not afraid of Teacher Hou.
Teacher Hou didn't speak, they didn't dare to come in, just stood stupidly at the door, I motioned for the two of them to come in, and then closed the door, I spoke very little, because Teacher Hou just answered a phone, it is estimated that he is still a big person, after the phone was connected, Teacher Hou's sitting posture changed immediately, the back that was just hunched is now quite straight, and she said "um... Uh-huh...... Okay", and his face stretched a lot.
I suddenly thought of the word "face" that Ban Ban said yesterday, it turns out that not only us, but even adults like Teacher Hou will have different faces in front of different people, maybe life is too tired, each of us has to live with a mask.
I glanced at Ban Ban, he looked like a nobody, squinting, looking like he was napping, if it wasn't for Teacher Hou here, I would have to go over and give him a kick.
I don't have violent tendencies, I just want to bully Banban sometimes because he's funny, special, different.
I've never said this to him, I'm not stupid, I like to bully people, do I have to lick my old face and say to him: "I want to bully you so much, stretch my face over and let me beat him a few times." ”
It's just that every time I finish bullying the class, I have to coax him before he reacts. That's how my skinless and faceless body was trained in Banban.
After Ms. Hou hung up the phone, her face looked much better, could it be that my persistence moved her.
…… I'm sorry, I'm thinking too much about it again. How could a hard-hearted person like Mr. Hou be easily moved, although I am cute enough.
After she hung up the phone, she then stretched out her hand to signal Fei Ge and Peng Meijia to come to the office, and after they came in, the four of us were no longer distributed in the shape of "Pin", but stood in a row, so that the only advantage of standing was that when the execution was carried out, it provided very convenient conditions for the executioner to cut off his head.
Teacher Hou asked us, "Did you three come here to intercede for Banban?" ”
Peng Meijia was very honest and nodded like pounded garlic. She is really a "magical" teammate, she doesn't need the enemy to take any measures, she explained everything to people in one go, and if I can, I would like to award her a "best player award".
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