Chapter 8 It is better to offend the villain than to offend the doctor
Tianshu acupoint is a very effective acupuncture point for the treatment of constipation, of course, this is for highly skilled Chinese medicine practitioners.
If the general person does not know how to use the force, it will cause diarrhea at mild rate and incontinence on the spot.
Although Wang Liquan didn't study traditional Chinese medicine, he still knew this kind of medical knowledge, so when he found out that his lover actually tried it according to Fang Yi's instructions, he became angry.
Just kidding, if his lover is incontinent on the spot, where will his face go?
Sure enough, under his angry shout, the woman in red immediately paused, put her hand on her abdomen and did not move, and looked at Wang Liquan with fear in her eyes.
She knew that this man would beat a woman when he was fierce.
Seeing that his lover did not move, Wang Liquan's self-esteem was slightly satisfied.
But in the next moment, he regretted it.
Fang Yi's target was not the woman in red, but him.
Just when he turned around and shouted angrily, Fang Yi had already led Xia Rushuang away, but when he passed by him, Fang Yi hit him his "Guan Yuanyu".
This is an acupuncture point in the bladder meridian system, as long as the force is appropriate, it can achieve the effect of diuresis, and excessive force will cause incontinence - commonly known as diabetes insipidus.
Fang Yi's strength was used a little harder, so Wang Liquan was incontinent.
The son of the vice president of the dignified Yanjing No. 1 Hospital was incontinent in public, and it was like the Yellow River bursting, and his Hermes trousers were soon soaked, and there was a stinking smell of urine.
Wang Liquan was stunned and panicked, what he was involved in the acupuncture points was simply the fur of the fur, and in the face of this situation, he didn't know how to solve it.
In such a situation, most people will leave the scene in shame and think about how to retaliate, but as a doctor, he knows that if he can't stop the endless release of urine, he may suffer from dehydration shock and even death.
Face or life, which is more important?
Undoubtedly, the latter.
Poof!
Wang Liquan knelt down, his eyes were red, he let the urine wet the floor, and said: "Doctor Fang, I can't stand you, I have no beads, I look down on people with dog eyes, please save me, help me!"
Fang Yi was stunned, looked at the eyes around him, and then looked at Xia Rushuang, who was cold-faced, and then said with a puzzled expression: "Doctor Wang, why are you ...... Why did you become incontinent? What happened?"
The corners of Wang Liquan's mouth jumped, he knew that he had planted a fight, this guy looked harmless and polite, but inside he was a vicious and vicious character.
He regretted that his intestines were green, he had known this, he wouldn't have made trouble with Fang Yi, his father had to eat deflated, which onion was he?
"Yes, yes, I don't know what's going on, but I know that Dr. Fang is a skilled doctor and a leader in Chinese medicine, and I will be saved if you make a move." Wang Liquan's psychology collapsed, and all the words that could be used to pat himself on the back were used.
Fang Yi's brows twisted together, scratched his head, and said to Xia Rushuang: "It's not easy for me to make a move in my barefoot Langzhong, Rushuang, you can call an ambulance." ”
"My phone is out of battery. Xia Rushuang turned her head and pretended not to see anything.
Fang Yi couldn't help but laugh, and said in his heart that this is a vicious competition, and men will never be able to compare to women.
There is a saying, "The most poisonous woman's heart."
But what is even more shameless is Fang Yi.
After getting Xia Rushuang's reply, Fang Yi said innocently: "Look, I don't have a mobile phone, and her mobile phone has no battery, or do you call it yourself?"
"......" Wang Liquan is about to cry, do you want to fix people like this?
Fang Yi looked at Wang Liquan's crying face, then looked at the urine all over the ground, sighed secretly in his heart, then stepped forward, patted him on the back, rubbed it again, and said, "Calm down." ”
After saying that, he swaggered away.
Wang Liquan saw that his life-saving straw was about to leave, and he even climbed up to grab Fang Yi's trousers, but at this time, he found that his urine dissipated, and the urine like a faucet also stopped.
Everything was so dreamy, everything was so magical, it was as if someone had cast a spell.
But he knew that it wasn't some spell or a spell, and his urine stopped because Fang Yi rubbed it at a certain acupuncture point on his back, and that was the key.
When the urine stopped, his life was saved, and his sanity returned.
Wang Liquan looked at the eyes around him who were talking softly, looked at the stupid lover, and then looked at the back of the green shirt in front of him, he felt that something was broken in his head.
Yes, his sanity returned, but the moment he returned, it disintegrated in an instant.
Reason shattered and turned into hatred.
At this moment, Wang Liquan had the desire to kill for the first time in his life, and this object of torture and murder was Fang Yi.
He forgot how he begged Fang Yi, he only knew that after this battle, he could no longer raise his head, and all of this was caused by Fang Yi!
"Fang Yi. Wang Liquan sat on the floor as if no one was around, and he seemed to giggle wildly.
After a while, he took out his mobile phone, dialed the phone, and said, "Zhou, I'm Xiao Wang, I'm injured...... Well, the man was dressed in a green shirt and robe, and he was in the Baume & Mercier Mall. ”
After saying that, he suddenly lay on the ground - fainted.
Meanwhile, block B on the fourth floor.
Fang Yi happily looked at the goods in the shops around, his expression was like a college student who had just entered the provincial capital, full of the purest curiosity about the new things around him.
No one could have imagined that this man was like a devil, tossing a young and promising man to death.
Xia Rushuang followed him all the time and didn't speak.
After a long time, she finally stopped and said, "Thank you." ”
"Thank me, thank me for what?" Fang Yi paused, looked at Xia Rushuang curiously, and said, "I didn't do anything just now." ”
Xia Rushuang Bingxue was smart enough not to believe Fang Yi's nonsense, she sighed softly and said, "You shouldn't do this." ”
"But aren't you also cooperating?" Fang Yi smiled, walked to a store, picked up a silver butterfly hairpin, and said, "Your phone won't really run out of battery, right?"
"My phone is really dead. Xia Rushuang replied helplessly. Her mobile phone was indeed out of battery, Fang Yi fainted last night, she was very worried in her heart, and she didn't think to charge her phone at all.
"I don't have a mobile phone either, don't you believe you search?" Fang Yi spread his hands, stood up straight, and looked at Xia Rushuang with an innocent expression.
Xia Rushuang pursed her lips, not wanting to pay attention to this scoundrel.
Fang Yi smiled slightly, walked in front of Xia Rushuang with his hands outstretched, and then clamped her bangs with a hairpin, and said, "Well, it's good-looking." ”
After speaking, he didn't look at Xia Rushuang's expression, turned around and handed out a bank card to the clerk, and said with a smile: "I want this card." ”
The clerk glanced at Xia Rushuang, smiled sweetly, and said, "Your girlfriend is very beautiful and a good match for you." ”
Fang Yi smiled noncommittally.
Xia Rushuang stepped forward, touched the hairpin on her forehead, and said, "Why did you give me something?"
Fang Yi looked at Xia Rushuang's serious face, smiled, and said, "Has anyone told you that you are too serious? No, you are too careful." ”
"What do you mean?" Xia Rushuang is really weak in communication, she didn't pay much attention to it before, but today, she is a little ...... Curious.
"Do you think there's a reason why friends are careful with each other?"
Fang Yi took back the bank card and said with a smile: "I didn't send you a card because you gave me a piece of clothing, but I thought this card matched you and you looked good when you wore it, so I gave it away." ”
"But I gave you clothes to repay you. Xia Rushuang said.
Fang Yi smiled bitterly and said, "Being able to find out the reason and motive proves that you haven't regarded me as a true friend yet, but it's okay, I can understand." ”
Xia Rushuang was silent.
After a long time, she took off the hairpin and handed it to Fang Yi, and said seriously: "Then can you not treat me as a friend first, and wait until I am a friend when you are a friend and then treat me as a friend?"
Fang Yi was stunned, this woman is too cute!
How did she come up with this tongue twister? How did she construct her head? Is this how anyone makes friends?
Fang Yi couldn't help laughing, put the hairpin on Xia Rushuang's forehead again, and said: "When the two get along, someone always pays first, and the water that the gift is spilled is the same as the relationship, how can you take it back?"
Xia Rushuang's expression was serious, and her brows were slightly wrinkled.
Fang Yi already knew through Xia Rushuang's expression...... Perhaps she was her first friend, and to what extent did this woman lock her heart?
He didn't want this woman to be too entangled in this regard, so he changed the topic and said, "I heard that you are a student of both Chinese and Western medicine, have you studied abroad before?"
Both of them are doctors by profession, and if they don't talk about feelings or money, they can only talk about this.
Sure enough, after Fang Yi changed the topic, Xia Rushuang's expression eased slightly, but after she heard Fang Yi's question, her expression darkened slightly.
Fang Yi looked at people and frowned, probably guessing that the topic he had no intention of opening might have hit someone else's scar, or rather, the source of the disease, but he didn't rush to change the topic, if Xia Rushuang could say it, it would be a good thing.
For this woman with a phobia, what she needs is not only a sense of security and trust, but also emotional catharsis.
It's just that the result made Fang Yi a little disappointed.
"I heard that you studied Chinese medicine when you were very young, did you learn it from your family?" Xia Rushuang did not answer Fang Yi's question, but instead jumped over and asked her own question.
There are disappointments, but this is also a kind of progress, at least this woman who is so cold that she will find a topic on her own.
"Yes, I learned it from my grandfather. Fang Yi nodded, and when he was about to say something more, suddenly a large number of mall security guards ran around, surrounding him and Xia Rushuang.
Fang Yi wasn't surprised, he just smiled and said, "What's the matter?"
A big guy with a short memory jumped out of the security pile with six followers, took out his police card, and said: "Wu Yikai, the captain of the Yanjing Criminal Investigation No. 1, now suspects that you are related to an intentional wounding case, please go back with us to assist in the investigation." ”
"Don't you use human and physical evidence to arrest people? I didn't hurt anyone at all!" Fang Yi was not stupid, he immediately guessed that it was Wang Liquan who was looking for, but he didn't expect this person to be so ungrateful.
An attendant jumped out, took out handcuffs and shouted angrily: "There is evidence, just go back with us and know!"
The rest of the followers also touched their backs, and if Fang Yi resisted arrest, they would pull out their guns.