Chapter 60: Street Encounters
At this time, it was already more than 12 o'clock in the evening, and Li Shaohui was swaying slowly by himself, feeling much calmer. Tonight was supposed to be a good day to celebrate, but those girls got together by chance, making his life worse than death.
A beauty is peach blossom luck for a man, two beauties are peach blossom robbery, three will become a disaster, if the four get together, it will be the end of the world, so Li Shaohui, who escaped death, still has palpitations. He couldn't help but miss the days of being a single dog again, free and unrestrained, as if everything in heaven and earth was under his control, walking at will, moving as he pleased, and nothing could control his mood.
When Li Shaohui passed by an Internet café, he saw that there were many players in it who were still killing in the Summoner's Canyon, and he was envious, he hadn't played a game for a long time recently because of his feelings.
Walking through the Internet café, Li Shaohui sighed, and walked forward silently, not long after, came to a small alley, there is a small flower shop at the corner of the alley, Li Shaohui glanced at it casually, and found that the girl inside was very familiar, so he stopped and watched carefully, the girl was wearing a blue and white plaid shirt, a pair of gray and white jeans underneath, leaving a high ponytail, at this time the girl was looking at the potted plants in the window, her expression was very serious, and there were a few strands of broken hair hanging down on her forehead, shaking gently.
The girl looked at it for a long time, and seemed to feel that someone was watching her, so she looked up and looked forward, and then she was slightly stunned, and then she covered her mouth and laughed. Li Shaohui also smiled and walked into this flower shop.
"Why are you here? Aren't you afraid your brother is worried?"
"Our school organizes a trip, and there was a little boy who was sick, so I thought I would buy some flowers for him. ”
"You're a really good teacher, and you give flowers to students. ”
"Students are teachers' children, and they must be kind to others. ”
Li Shaohui looked at the girl's selfless appearance, and quipped: "Then if you are kind to me and send me some flowers, I will not be in a good mood today." ”
"It's okay to send it, but if I let my sister-in-law know, it is estimated that not only will I not be able to eat my pocket, but it will also affect my brother!"
"You don't understand this, your sister-in-law is not that kind of person. ”
The girl smiled: "It's not that I don't understand, it's that you don't understand women." ”
"Tsk, you little girl, still tell me this?"
"What a girl, I'm a married person, and I know the hearts of men and women better. The girl was smiling, but there was a hint of sadness in her eyes at the mention of her marriage.
Li Shaohui hurriedly asked: "Then let me ask you, your sister-in-law is unhappy today, and she is still very unhappy, so what kind of flowers do you say I should buy?"
"Of course it's a rose!" the girl looked at Li Shaohui like a fool.
"What you say makes sense, but I think Red Rose is too vulgar, vulgar, and not suitable for a man with connotation like me. ”
"Then you can choose other colors, roses are not only red, but also white, blue, purple, yellow, and so on. ”
"Hey--I think the yellow roses are good there, so buy them and give them to me, and then I'll give them to your sister-in-law." ”
"Brother Li, how can you do this? first ask others for flowers, and then use other people's flowers to please others?" The girl looked at Li Shaohui angrily, this is too bullying!
Li Shaohui smiled and said: "Hey, don't mention it, the bar opened today, I was tossed miserable by your sister-in-law, and your sister-in-law confiscated my clothes, wallet and mobile phone, so you look at my current appearance, I can only walk home, or I am embarrassed to spend it with you!"
The girl smiled: "Oh, I understand when you say this, you made a mistake and were punished by your sister-in-law, so you are penniless." ”
Li Shaohui's old face turned red and said: "Don't worry, you give me a bouquet of flowers today, and I will give you a boyfriend in the future. ”
The girl's face turned crimson, and she said angrily: "Brother Li, what are you talking about? Do you still want to spend it?"
Seeing the girl's angry appearance, Li Shaohui hurriedly smiled and said, "If you want it, how can you not want the flowers you gave me?" After he finished speaking, he was about to pick up the bouquet of yellow roses, but the girl smiled meaningfully: "Brother Li, are you sure you want this kind of flower?"
"What's the matter? Can't you give me this flower?"
"You can send it!"
"Isn't that enough?"
"But this flower represents pure friendship or lost love, what kind of effect do you want to give this flower to your sister-in-law?" said the girl, covering her mouth and laughing.
"Huh, is that what you mean?" Li Shaohui scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "Then you can give me the Blue Enchantress, I know this, there is no derogatory meaning." ”
"But I think it's better to give you a bouquet of red roses. The girl said with a slight flush on her face.
"Why?"
"Because in the eyes of my sister-in-law, you are a big layman. ”
"You--- how can you say that about me?" Li Shaohui looked at the girl speechlessly, at this time he didn't notice the faint affection in the girl's eyes at all.
In the end, Li Shaohui received a bouquet of bright red roses at the girl's insistence, and the girl also bought a bouquet of forget-you-no-worry grass as a gift for the students.
"That--sister, thank you for your flowers, I think your sister-in-law will be happy to see your flowers when she comes back tomorrow night. ”
"What girl, your name is really ugly, so rustic, people have names, okay?"
Li Shaohui originally thought it was not good to call it like this, but he really didn't know what the girl's name was, so he could only call it like this, he smiled awkwardly: "Hehe, I am like a brother and sister to you, and you are younger than me, so you are naturally my sister." ”
The girl glanced at Li Shaohui with disgust and said with a smile: "Who wants to be your sister, people are called Song Xiaoxuan, you can call me Xiaoxuan or Xuan'er in the future." ”
"Xuan'er, this name is very good, and there seems to be a kind of grass called Xuancao!"
"yes, do you know what it means?" asked the girl, twinkling wide-eyed.
"Well, isn't this the same as lavender? It seems to be able to get drunk, it smells like it. ”
"What, Brother Li, you can really say nonsense, daylilies are forgetful grass, this is the kind in my hand, okay?"
"No, is my understanding of the past 20 years or so wrong?" Li Shaohui was surprised, he looked at the bulging girl, and smiled: "You have a good name, no wonder you can always be happy, I knew that I also asked my parents to name me Li Shaoxuan, then wouldn't I have no troubles?"
"But the word 'Xuan' is only suitable for girls, you are a big man with such a name, and you are not laughed at by others?"
"What's the joke about that, I can go to Thailand for sex reassignment surgery, don't you look at that Jin what a dancer has had sex reassignment surgery!"
"It's easy to have surgery to change sex, but are you willing to give up your sister-in-law? I can listen to my brother, sister-in-law is the most beautiful and meaningful woman he has ever seen. ”
"Alas!" Li Shaohui sighed and said, "So, I have been punished like this by others, and I have to find ways to please others." ”
"Brother Li, don't pretend to be pitiful in front of me, my brother also said that my sister-in-law is a very knowledgeable woman, if she punishes you, it means that you must have made a mistake, or an unforgivable mistake. ”
Li Shaohui remembered everything that happened in the bar just now, and it was indeed his own fault that made Lin Yue'er feel wronged, but he still defended: "How can there be? ”
"That's not because once a woman falls in love with a man, she will have this little woman posture, if we women don't like you men, we don't want to look at you. ”
Li Shaohui and Song Xiaoxuan talked about making trouble, and unconsciously walked to a night market, Li Shaohui was trembling in the whirlpool of war with several women all night, so he didn't have a chance to eat dinner at all, at this time he saw all kinds of street food, he couldn't help swallowing saliva, and his stomach was also making trouble.
Song Xiaoxuan smiled: "Brother Li, do you want to eat a little?"
Li Shaohui's old face flushed and said: "It's okay to eat, but I must state one thing, I don't want money now." ”
Song Xiaoxuan looked at Li Shaohui's embarrassed appearance, didn't feel it, and said, "Okay, I'll invite you to eat." ”
After serving the food, Li Shaohui was not polite and ate it in a big gulp, but Song Xiaoxuan did not have any appetite and did not eat, but just looked at Li Shaohui with a smile and a gentle face. After a while, when Li Shaohui was about to stand up after eating, Song Xiaoxuan pulled him and smiled: "Wait a minute." ”
Li Shaohui was a little surprised, but Song Xiaoxuan didn't speak, only to see her take out the sewing box from her bag before saying, "I saw that the buttons on your cuffs were about to fall off just now, let me sew it for you!"
"This--this--yet-forget it!" Li Shaohui felt that this was too intimate, so he politely refused.
Song Xiaoxuan said unhappily: "Brother Li, you have taken my flowers and eaten my food again, and you want to refuse my help, do you say that it is appropriate for you to do this? Or do you think that my craftsmanship is not good, and I am not worthy of sewing clothes for you?"
Li Shaohui smiled awkwardly, and didn't know how to talk, so he had to stretch his arm in front of Song Xiaoxuan mechanically, and Song Xiaoxuan smiled and sewed the button for him.
Li Shaohui didn't want the atmosphere to be too embarrassing, so he didn't have anything to say: "Xuan'er, why do you still carry a sewing box with you?"
Song Xiaoxuan didn't look up, and said while sewing carefully: "You also know that I bring some children, they have always been disobedient and can often tear their clothes, so I am always prepared." ”
"Then according to what you say, I'm also your elementary school student now!"
"Well, you can say that, but you're not as cute as a child. ”
"I'm a big man, I want to stand up to the sky, how can I be compared to that kind of little kid?" Li Shaohui said and accidentally moved his arm, Song Xiaoxuan hurriedly said: "Don't move, be careful that I stab you." ”