Chapter 55: The Happy Road Idiot

The days are plain, flowing slowly like a stream, ordinary but not mediocre...

One morning, Li Shaohui, Xu Promise, Mother, and Xiaoxuan were enjoying breakfast around the dining table, and his father had not come back from his morning exercise.

At this time, Xu Promise spoke, "Mom, there is a new commercial building opening in the commercial street in the city center today, and there are a lot of things in it that are on sale, very cheap, why don't we go and have a look?"

"Huh?" the mother first exclaimed, and then showed a palpitating look, she thought for a while, and declined: "Today, I'm afraid it won't work today, I made an appointment with your Aunt Zhao yesterday to go to her house to sort out the dowry for her daughter who is about to get married!"

Li Shaohui listened to his mother's prevarication, and laughed dumbly, he naturally understood the reason, his mother is a master of shopping, and Xu Promise is a master of the master, she once pulled her mother to record a 9-to-5 shopping feat for seven consecutive days, since then, her mother with back pain no longer dares to shop with her.

"Don't look at me, I told you last night that I want to meet an important client today. When he promised to cast a pitiful gaze on Li Shaohui, Li Shaohui still cruelly refused.

"Okay. There was a disappointment in Xu Nuo's tone that could not be concealed, and after a while, her eyes lit up, and she looked at Xiao Jun who was muttering with her mouth full.

"Don't think about it, if you don't go, you won't go. Xiao Jun shook his head and simply refused the promise.

"Really?" Xu Yu looked at Xiaojun, "Why did I hear the little girl downstairs tell me the day before yesterday that you stuffed a note for someone, and it could be written..."

"Okay, I'll go, can't I go?" Xiaojun's face changed, and he hurriedly begged for mercy with a smile.

"Well, that's right, you must be an obedient little brother. Xu Promise boasted triumphantly about the dejected army.

After the meal, after Li Shaohui drove Xu Promise and Xiaojun's sister and brother to the city center, he gave Xiaojun a look of self-begging, and then drove away gloatingly.

By the time Li Shaohui finished meeting the customer, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon, and when he returned home, it was still empty and deserted. My father called and said that he was going to have dinner with his mother at his aunt's house and would come back later. Li Shaohui was worried about Xu Yu and Xiaojun again, so he went to make a phone call.

"Husband, come and pick us up, what's going on here? Turning left and right, it's like a maze, and it makes me dizzy. Promise complained with a crying voice on the other end of the phone, don't think about it, Promise is lost again.

Li Shaohui can't figure it out, although he promises that although he has a bad sense of direction, he is also a person who has been to a big city and gone abroad, how can he still get lost in such a small fourth-tier city?

"Duo'er, don't worry, I'll come here, you tell me, where are you now?"

"In your city, of course!" replied without thinking.

"I don't mean that, I'm asking you for your exact location, like any eye-catching buildings or road signs around you. Li Shaohui was really speechless for his stupid daughter-in-law, so he had to hold back a smile and explain slowly, and then he wanted to say in his heart, "You are still on the earth!"

"You talk about roads, there are many roads here, there are big roads and sidewalks, there are so many roads!"

"Come on, then tell me what landmarks are around you?" Li Shaohui began to go crazy.

"There are several large shopping malls, dozens of stories high, and there are also office buildings, several. The promise did turn unconscious, and his words began to be reversed.

Li Shaohui was completely helpless, so he had to say: "Duo'er, you are really my good sister, you give the phone to Xiaojun, I'll talk to him!"

But Xiaojun is also the first time to come here, I don't know the name of the place, I only know that there is a Wanda Plaza nearby, but although the city center is not too big, there are several Wanda commercial buildings!

"Forget it, Xiaojun, you better give the phone to your sister!" Li Shaohui was no longer able to complain about the living treasure siblings.

"Hey, husband, what do you think we should do? Xiaojun and I have been wandering around outside for a long time, we won't be able to go back, right?"

"Duo'er, as long as you want, I have a good idea. Li Shaohui suddenly wanted to tease and promise.

"What's the solution?"

"110, don't worry, Uncle Police will definitely help you. ”

"Li Shaohui, how can you do this? I don't care, you hurry up and find a way to come and pick us up. ”

"Okay, don't be angry, doesn't WeChat have a location function? You send me one, and I'll go right away." ”

"Okay, I'll look for it, you wait, don't hang up the phone, but---but my phone is out of battery, it's going to be turned off--- turn off ---..."

"Wouldn't it? Such a coincidence? This is going to be shut down?" Li Shaohui hurriedly dialed over, but the other side had already prompted to turn off the phone.

"Okay, those two babies are really hard to return to this time. Li Shaohui couldn't cry or laugh, he pondered for a long time, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and suddenly remembered that he promised to get the opening information of the mall from a piece of advertising paper in the bedroom last night, and fortunately, the advertising paper was still there.

After Li Shaohui drove to the vicinity of the shopping mall, he turned around the pedestrian street and found a big beautiful woman and a handsome guy standing under a big tree, staring at the little ones with dejected eyes. These two people have gained a lot, and there are a lot of bulging shopping bags on the ground, and the little handsome guy is even more exaggerated, not only carrying a lot of shopping bags on his arm, but also hanging two small bags around his neck, and complaining angrily to the big beauty next to him, Li Shaohui couldn't help laughing, if she wasn't dressed fashionably and was a handsome woman, she would definitely be considered a wandering beggar.

"Xiaojun look here. Li Shaohui shouted loudly.

Hua Xiaojun turned his head in response and said happily: "It's brother-in-law, brother-in-law is here." After Xiaojun finished speaking, he danced excitedly, and the shopping bags on his body swayed up and down, which was really funny.

Xu Yu's eyes lit up, raised his head, and looked at Li Shaohui in surprise, Li Shaohui hurriedly trotted over and took over the fruitful results in the hands of the two.

The three of them didn't walk a few steps, maybe they had been standing for too long, their legs and feet were numb, and they were wearing high heels, and they were careless, and they fell on Li Shaohui in front of them, Li Shaohui hurriedly put down the shopping bag in his hand, and helped her and asked with concern: "Are you okay? Does it hurt?"

Xu Promise gritted his teeth, endured the pain, and forced a smile: "It's okay, it's okay." With that, she helped Li Shaohui to stand up again, but before she could stand firmly, she squatted down in pain, her brows furrowed, and cold sweat oozed out.

"Okay, Duo'er, don't be reckless, I'll carry you!" Li Shaohui persuaded distressedly. Rao is promise to be usually bold, but he still felt embarrassed to be carried by a man on this crowded street, and blushed, and Xiaojun on the side even scratched his face and coaxed: "Shame, such a big person, you still need someone to carry and hug..."

After a while, she simply let go of her courage under Xiaojun's ridicule, took the initiative to climb on Li Shaohui's back, and scolded with a smile: "What do you know about a little brat, a husband carries a wife, it's right, who doesn't allow it?"

In front of the car, Li Shaohui put down the promise, and was about to stuff the shopping bag into the back box, but the promise was not followed, and she wanted to put it away one by one, she said while putting it down: "This is a knee pad bought for my mother, don't my mother's joints hurt when it rains?" This is Xiaojun's winter clothes, and the season is about to change, so I want to buy a thicker and warmer one, this is the shirt I bought for you, your few pieces are a little old, and it is time to change them..." Li Shaohui waited next to Xu Xu to finish putting all the clothes, but he didn't find any of her things, so he wondered: "What about yours? Didn't you already look at a few sets of clothes and cosmetics and plan to buy them today?"

"Ah, you're right, why did I forget it all?" Xu Promise looked regretful and annoyed, she tapped Xiaojun's forehead with her hand, and said hatefully: "I just blame you, it's noisy all the way, this one is not good-looking, that one is not suitable, but I didn't buy anything..."

Xiao Jun "cut" and rolled his eyes unconvinced, "Isn't that why you have to force me to come?

The two sisters and brothers were still fighting, and Li Shaohui on the side looked at their bickering, with a happy smile on his face, to have such a beautiful and virtuous wife, and I don't know how much good karma he had cultivated in his previous life. Now for Xu Nuo, the first place is herself and her family, but as for herself, it is not so important, and sometimes she can even forget.

When opening the door and entering the car, Xiaojun took the lead, and got into the co-pilot with a "whoosh" from under the promise arm, and the promise was not followed, and he scolded several times, but Xiaojun was unmoved, and sat there firmly, so the angry promise could only stomp his feet and sit helplessly in the back seat.

As soon as the car started, Xiaojun complained, saying that he had finished shopping at the mall at about three o'clock in the afternoon and was ready to go home, but he was promised that he was blind and delayed for nearly three hours.

"Are you embarrassed to complain, didn't the teacher tell you to teach you? If you encounter someone you don't understand, you have to be ashamed to ask, and just find someone to ask, isn't it over? I'm really embarrassed, you can also find a police uncle, because you usually pride yourself on being smart, and you can be stumped by such a little thing?" Li Shaohui began to exercise his brother-in-law's rights and education.

"Brother-in-law, it's not like I haven't thought about what you said, but my sister said that she has been here several times, and she is very familiar, who knows that the more she follows her, the more dizzy she becomes, the key is that she has not allowed me to ask the uncle and aunt next to her, saying that they don't necessarily know, I think she just can't afford to lose that face. ”

"What do you say about your sister, because she treats you so well on weekdays, you little creature without conscience. Although he is a brother-in-law, he can't tolerate slandering his beloved like this.

Xiaojun is a child, naturally he doesn't understand this, he disdainfully "cut" a sound, and learned the tone of an adult, "Lao Li, I advise you, give a man some ambition, you must take good care of your wife, you said that she is a road idiot, and she is so disobedient, if you really get lost one day, you don't even have a place to cry." ”

"Get out of the way, Crow's Mouth, is she still your sister? Why don't you persuade her?" Li Shaohui scolded with a smile, looked up at the rearview mirror, and Xu Yu was looking at him and Xiaojun with a gentle face. When she saw that Li Shaohui was also looking at her, the corners of her mouth raised slightly, giving Li Shaohui a very sweet smile, like a sunny March, like a warm spring breeze.

The two looked at each other and smiled, a warm current slowly flowed in each other's hearts, and the car also moved rapidly, leaving a warm and amorous night.